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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3864221 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17880 on: February 05, 2018, 04:14:28 PM »
Now it is treason to not applaud during the SOTUS. You can't make this stuff up. Now I understand why some believe he is mentally unstable. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17881 on: February 05, 2018, 04:18:27 PM »
Now it is treason to not applaud during the SOTUS. You can't make this stuff up. Now I understand why some believe he is mentally unstable. 

Whenever there is a positive for him he somehow manages to say something stupid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17882 on: February 05, 2018, 04:21:26 PM »
Whenever there is a positive for him he somehow manages to say something stupid.

He'd way rather they talk about that than the Dow today.

Also, did he call it treason? I didn't see that.

Also, it's 8D chess, it's a strategy. The news talk about anything stupid he does. So they sit there mocking him, but then everyone knows that the dems sit for everything they supposedly care about.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17883 on: February 05, 2018, 04:21:45 PM »
Hey Nunues you want to look into what is going on here?

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/05/us/dhs-super-bowl-national-security-documents-left-on-plane-invs/index.html
How about a special counsel?

But these stuff are crazy.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17884 on: February 05, 2018, 04:23:35 PM »
He'd way rather they talk about that than the Dow today.

Also, did he call it treason? I didn't see that.

Also, it's 8D chess, it's a strategy. The news talk about anything stupid he does. So they sit there mocking him, but then everyone knows that the dems sit for everything they supposedly care about.
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-accuses-dems-of-treason-for-not-cheering-sotu-speech-can-we-call-that-treason-why-not/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17885 on: February 05, 2018, 04:25:09 PM »
Also, did he call it treason? I didn't see that.
I said he said it. What more do you need, Maddow?  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17886 on: February 05, 2018, 04:26:55 PM »
If this market turns I am taking all bets Trump blames the D's, BO, HRC or all three.
He will blame someone, cant be more specific then that.
Someone tell Trump the DOW just set another record.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17887 on: February 05, 2018, 04:39:53 PM »
He will blame someone, cant be more specific then that.
He won’t blame the people “who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion” :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17888 on: February 05, 2018, 04:46:17 PM »
He won’t blame the people “who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion” :)
History repeats itself...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17889 on: February 05, 2018, 04:47:36 PM »
He won’t blame the people “who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion” :)
Lets start a list of who he won't blame?
1 - good white supremacist.
2 - who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17890 on: February 05, 2018, 04:49:49 PM »


Lets start a list of who he won't blame?
1 - good white supremacist.
2 - who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion

Or connect the line

A Obama
B Trump

1 - good white supremacist.
2 - who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17891 on: February 05, 2018, 04:56:29 PM »
He won’t blame the people “who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion” :)
Nah he will follow in the footsteps of presidents before him who blamed bad economic news on the previous administration.

Obama blamed Bush
Bush blamed Clinton
Clinton blamed Bush
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17893 on: February 05, 2018, 05:01:40 PM »
Lets start a list of who he won't blame?
2 - who get bitter, cling to their guns, religion
You fall into this category IINM :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17895 on: February 05, 2018, 05:14:15 PM »
Nah he will follow in the footsteps of presidents before him who blamed bad economic news on the previous administration.

Obama blamed Bush
Bush blamed Clinton
Clinton blamed Bush
Politics as usual...
https://twitter.com/ThomasSowell/status/960295707226845185
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17898 on: February 05, 2018, 05:30:57 PM »
Carter Page was not even with the campaign when the FISA warrant was issued. This is a smokescreen.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17899 on: February 05, 2018, 05:31:21 PM »

Is that a real tweet? If yes, can we get a link?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.