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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3863917 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17920 on: February 05, 2018, 09:27:58 PM »
Quote from: henche on February 05, 2018, 09:11:37 PM
Hopefully they feel otherwise by now.  Comey has shown himself to be just as petty as trump thought.  The idea that he was ever in a position of power is about as crazy as dems think it is that trump is president
I would bet they even respect him more for standing up for the FBI while Trump and the R's try to tear it down.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17921 on: February 05, 2018, 09:30:50 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 09:27:58 PM
I would bet they even respect him more for standing up for the FBI while Trump and the R's try to tear it down.
With his cufflinks no less
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17922 on: February 05, 2018, 09:35:08 PM »
Quote from: henche on February 05, 2018, 09:11:37 PM
Hopefully they feel otherwise by now.  Comey has shown himself to be just as petty as trump thought.  The idea that he was ever in a position of power is about as crazy as dems think it is that trump is president
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Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 09:27:58 PM
I would bet they even respect him more for standing up for the FBI while Trump and the R's try to tear it down.
Means nothing.

Bottom line he was the first president to talk publicly about an ongoing investigation and look where we stand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17923 on: February 05, 2018, 09:39:09 PM »
Was offline all day. Nice to hear Hannity talking about the new memo coming out.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17924 on: February 05, 2018, 09:42:55 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 09:27:58 PM
I would bet they even respect him more for standing up for the FBI while Trump and the R's try to tear it down.
There is a good chance you are right and that would be an even bigger problem if the rank and file have no issue with the politicization of the FBI or if the FBI being vindictive. I hope you are wrong.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17925 on: February 05, 2018, 09:47:45 PM »
Quote from: aygart on February 05, 2018, 09:42:55 PM
There is a good chance you are right and that would be an even bigger problem if the rank and file have no issue with the politicization of the FBI or if the FBI being vindictive. I hope you are wrong.
Ironically the only ones praising the rank and file, are the R's and the president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17926 on: February 05, 2018, 09:53:49 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on February 05, 2018, 09:39:09 PM
Was offline all day. Nice to hear Hannity talking about the new memo coming out.
Did he talk about the only R (Trey Gowdy) to read the FISA app saying it has nothing to do with the Russian or Mueller investigation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17927 on: February 05, 2018, 09:54:43 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 05, 2018, 09:47:45 PM
Ironically the only ones praising the rank and file, are the R's and the president.
Like he praised the white supremacist?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17928 on: February 05, 2018, 09:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on February 05, 2018, 09:35:08 PM
Means nothing.
Let me try and explain it so you understand. What is someone constantly attack a fellow Jew that you respected and held in high regard?
How would you react?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17929 on: February 05, 2018, 10:01:53 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 09:57:00 PM
Let me try and explain it so you understand. What is someone constantly attack a fellow Jew that you respected and held in high regard?
How would you react?
and there is evidence against him? i would let him defend himself ...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17930 on: February 05, 2018, 10:02:09 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 09:57:00 PM
Let me try and explain it so you understand. What is someone constantly attack a fellow Jew that you respected and held in high regard?
How would you react?
But when he says explicitly that all the other Jews are great people, that would be fine:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/959389424806191104
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17931 on: February 05, 2018, 10:10:21 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on February 05, 2018, 10:01:53 PM
and there is evidence against him? i would let him defend himself ...
When it comes to believing him or the President the rank and file is going to go with the one they respect and trust.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17932 on: February 05, 2018, 10:11:47 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 05, 2018, 10:02:09 PM
But when he says explicitly that all the other Jews are great people, that would be fine:
The same guy that says there are good white supremacist?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17933 on: February 05, 2018, 10:27:07 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 10:10:21 PM
When it comes to believing him or the President the rank and file is going to go with the one they respect and trust.
That's why they (or Robert Mueller for that matter) shouldn't be investigating the president when it involves someone that they respect and trust.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17934 on: February 06, 2018, 08:56:11 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17935 on: February 06, 2018, 10:24:58 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 05, 2018, 10:10:21 PM
When it comes to believing him or the President the rank and file is going to go with the one they respect and trust.
Pretty rich from the one who keeps saying that they are unbiased when investigating if the firing of the person they trust by the one who they don't is criminal.
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« Reply #17936 on: February 06, 2018, 10:25:12 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17937 on: February 06, 2018, 11:54:03 AM »
#memogate

Mr President release the second nothingburger!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17938 on: February 06, 2018, 12:02:08 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 06, 2018, 11:54:03 AM
#memogate

Mr President release the second nothingburger!!!

I thought you cared about national security?

I fully expect the dems to be protesting this vote to release the second memo, which was voted on by the majority R committee, as putting partisan politics ahead of national security.

And the FBI to release a statement that it would be extremely reckless.

Oh. They're not worried about that?  I guess we've convinced them. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17939 on: February 06, 2018, 12:05:29 PM »
Quote from: henche on February 06, 2018, 12:02:08 PM
I thought you cared about national security?

I fully expect the dems to be protesting this vote to release the second memo, which was voted on by the majority R committee, as putting partisan politics ahead of national security.

And the FBI to release a statement that it would be extremely reckless.

Oh. They're not worried about that?  I guess we've convinced them. 

I can hear that once the "damage is done" by the R memo then this one will not make it worse.
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