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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3864169 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17941 on: February 06, 2018, 12:06:49 PM »
Dow is up,  haters. What now?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17942 on: February 06, 2018, 12:07:42 PM »
I can hear that once the "damage is done" by the R memo then this one will not make it worse.

Well, this one has more info, and according to dems, is actually true. So I don't buy that

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17943 on: February 06, 2018, 12:07:55 PM »
I thought you cared about national security?

I fully expect the dems to be protesting this vote to release the second memo, which was voted on by the majority R committee, as putting partisan politics ahead of national security.

And the FBI to release a statement that it would be extremely reckless.

Oh. They're not worried about that?  I guess we've convinced them.
This memo is a rebuttal. The damage to the national security has already been done. Now that they outed Steele as a long time FBI asset.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17944 on: February 06, 2018, 12:08:36 PM »
Dow is up,  haters. What now?
Short it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17945 on: February 06, 2018, 12:10:36 PM »
This memo is a rebuttal. The damage to the national security has already been done. Now that they outed Steele as a long time FBI asset.
According to the memo the FBI broke the relationship with Steele long before due to his leaking to the press. It should have been done once he confided that he would do anything to prevent Trump from being elected.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17946 on: February 06, 2018, 12:13:16 PM »
This memo is a rebuttal. The damage to the national security has already been done. Now that they outed Steele as a long time FBI asset.

Oh, that was the national security interest? Lol

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17947 on: February 06, 2018, 12:16:06 PM »
Oh, that was the national security interest? Lol
I guess you don't know how assets work. Stick with Milts.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17948 on: February 06, 2018, 12:27:58 PM »
Up over 100. MAGA!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17949 on: February 06, 2018, 12:41:28 PM »
Now up 200, thanks to the calming voice from washington.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17950 on: February 06, 2018, 12:43:06 PM »
Now up 200, thanks to the calming voice from washington.
Wake me up in another 2k, when we're back where the DOW started this month.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17951 on: February 06, 2018, 12:49:47 PM »
Wake me up in another 2k, when we're back where the DOW started this month.

hater

What's a month? Can't look at short term fluctuation.  Since Trump took office, up 6k. If Obama had done that for 8 years, the Dow would be 65k now. So basically, it's 40k less than it what it would have been if Trump had been president, thanks Obama.




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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17952 on: February 06, 2018, 01:09:21 PM »
Since Trump took office, up 6k.
#fakenews
Get your facts straight. Wait you can't since you have your head buried in the sand.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17953 on: February 06, 2018, 01:11:31 PM »
hater

What's a month? Can't look at short term fluctuation.  Since Trump took office, up 6k. If Obama had done that for 8 years, the Dow would be 65k now. So basically, it's 40k less than it what it would have been if Trump had been president, thanks Obama.

Hater? I personally had nearly half my investments unintentionally sidelined while switching brokers, so it's all upside for me.

Anyway, of course I agree that this drop is meaningless in the big picture. But if you own the short term gains, you own the short term losses - and it's much to early to be talking about long term gains.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17954 on: February 06, 2018, 01:15:28 PM »
For those that are drooling over Trumps first year returns I guess you forgot BO had a better first year than Trump!!! Trump can't ever beat BO at anything except grabbing women by their p*ssy and affairs with porn stars.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17955 on: February 06, 2018, 01:17:59 PM »
Whenever the loses be losing, they just go dirty talk.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17956 on: February 06, 2018, 01:19:38 PM »
Whenever the loses be losing, they just go dirty talk.
Just the facts, JACK!!!
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« Reply #17957 on: February 06, 2018, 01:35:54 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17958 on: February 06, 2018, 01:41:07 PM »
Now this scumbag is going to pretend he cares about black NFL players.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-calls-for-illegal-immigration-crackdown-after-nfl-players-death/ar-BBIM8xK?ocid=ientp

Nah, it's probably the ppl who are disappointed that black unemployment is down who care.  Yeah, sounds right.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #17959 on: February 06, 2018, 01:42:43 PM »
Full disclosure: Trump and @henche are interchangeable.  :P
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