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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857485 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1800 on: August 05, 2016, 04:26:14 PM »
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stop with the time turner and alternate realities
« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 04:49:07 PM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1801 on: August 05, 2016, 04:26:44 PM »
Romney running as a libertarian is like HRC running as a republican.
+1
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1802 on: August 05, 2016, 04:28:02 PM »
Seems everyone is assuming a third party candidate only needs to win one state. This election could turn into another Reagan/Carter result in reverse.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1803 on: August 05, 2016, 04:34:04 PM »
Chicken or the egg.
Not going to find enough people willing to risk throwing away their vote until their numbers are high enough that it becomes a real possibility.
Or as Trump would word it: the system (election) is rigged.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1804 on: August 05, 2016, 04:54:17 PM »
Guys, did you hear Trump talking about the "video" of the plane going into Iran with the cash?
"nice plane".

I mean, he is at best dumb, and at worst a schizophrenic. Can we all agree now?'

Here's a video

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725770/Could-Trump-right-Propaganda-film-suggests-Iran-DID-videotape-cash-drop-plane-photograph-shipment-cash-January-prisoner-swap.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1805 on: August 05, 2016, 05:13:01 PM »
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Let us dispel this for once and for all. Kasich won the OH governorship in 2014 with 63.8% of the vote. THis was a mid-term election which favors Republicans. Let us ignore that for now. In the Primaries results were K 46.8% T 35.7% C 13.1% R 2.9%. Of those who voted for Kasich in the primary there are many who would vote for the nominee in the general and possibly some who would vote for Hillary. Let us ignore that for now as well. Lets assume that the Cruz and Rubio vote would get evenly split between Kasich and Trump. That would give Kasich an additional 8% for a total of 54.8%. This would leave him with below 35% of the vote in the general. Add in the higher D turnout in the general and the ones voting for the nominee there is no way he wins OH in the general.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1806 on: August 05, 2016, 05:18:49 PM »
Let us dispel this for once and for all. Kasich won the OH governorship in 2014 with 63.8% of the vote. THis was a mid-term election which favors Republicans. Let us ignore that for now. In the Primaries results were K 46.8% T 35.7% C 13.1% R 2.9%. Of those who voted for Kasich in the primary there are many who would vote for the nominee in the general and possibly some who would vote for Hillary. Let us ignore that for now as well. Lets assume that the Cruz and Rubio vote would get evenly split between Kasich and Trump. That would give Kasich an additional 8% for a total of 54.8%. This would leave him with below 35% of the vote in the general. Add in the higher D turnout in the general and the ones voting for the nominee there is no way he wins OH in the general.
That is a lot of assuming.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1807 on: August 05, 2016, 05:24:28 PM »
Let us dispel this for once and for all. Kasich won the OH governorship in 2014 with 63.8% of the vote. THis was a mid-term election which favors Republicans. Let us ignore that for now. In the Primaries results were K 46.8% T 35.7% C 13.1% R 2.9%. Of those who voted for Kasich in the primary there are many who would vote for the nominee in the general and possibly some who would vote for Hillary. Let us ignore that for now as well. Lets assume that the Cruz and Rubio vote would get evenly split between Kasich and Trump. That would give Kasich an additional 8% for a total of 54.8%. This would leave him with below 35% of the vote in the general. Add in the higher D turnout in the general and the ones voting for the nominee there is no way he wins OH in the general.
Bunch of mumbo jumbo.
Kasich would take OH with ease, Romney would take UT with ease. Would that make a difference?
Probably not, as Clinton is winning this thing in a landslide anyway.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1808 on: August 05, 2016, 05:27:01 PM »
That is a lot of assuming.  :)
All of the variables are more likely to go against Kasich as an independent. Even giving him the percentage of Rs he got in the primary only gets him to 35% and that is highly unlikely.
Bunch of mumbo jumbo.
Kasich would take OH with ease,
Easy way to brush off some real numbers. He did not win 50% or Rs in the primary. That excluded all Dems.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1809 on: August 05, 2016, 05:33:19 PM »
You think it can get to the point where Trump just quits?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1810 on: August 05, 2016, 05:38:53 PM »
All of the variables are more likely to go against Kasich as an independent. Even giving him the percentage of Rs he got in the primary only gets him to 35% and that is highly unlikely.Easy way to brush off some real numbers. He did not win 50% or Rs in the primary. That excluded all Dems.
OH lets you change your affiliation at will, big deal. Kasich polls very well in OH, he's not losing no matter what the letter says.

You think it can get to the point where Trump just quits?
He hasn't quit already?
I thought the whole point of him running was to hand it to Hillary on a silver platter?
I'm always expecting him to get up there and say that we've been punk'd.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1811 on: August 05, 2016, 07:02:34 PM »
BLACK LIVES DO MATTER
 
 
WHAT IF ALL THE BLACKS SUDDENLY LEFT AMERICA, WHICH IS 13.3% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION?

The prison population would go down by 37%.

There would be 53% less gang members.

Average IQ would go up 7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan.

Average SAT scores would go up almost 100 points.

Average ACT scores would go up 5.5 points.

AIDS & HIV would go down by 65%.

Chlamydia cases would go down 54%.

Gonorrhea would go down 69%.

Syphilis would go down 58%.

The average income for Americans would go UP over $20,000 a year.

Amount of people in poverty would drop 34%.

Homelessness would go down 57%.

Welfare recipients would go down by 42%.

DEMOCRATS WOULD LOSE 76% OF THEIR VOTING BASE!!!

..........and, many criminal defense attorneys would have to find another line of work!

Yes indeed, BLACK LIVES REALL DO MATTER!!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1812 on: August 05, 2016, 07:03:48 PM »
Prediction: there will never be a republican in office again....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1813 on: August 05, 2016, 07:09:10 PM »
BLACK LIVES DO MATTER
 
 
WHAT IF ALL THE BLACKS SUDDENLY LEFT AMERICA, WHICH IS 13.3% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION?

The prison population would go down by 37%.

There would be 53% less gang members.

Average IQ would go up 7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan.

Average SAT scores would go up almost 100 points.

Average ACT scores would go up 5.5 points.

AIDS & HIV would go down by 65%.

Chlamydia cases would go down 54%.

Gonorrhea would go down 69%.

Syphilis would go down 58%.

The average income for Americans would go UP over $20,000 a year.

Amount of people in poverty would drop 34%.

Homelessness would go down 57%.

Welfare recipients would go down by 42%.

DEMOCRATS WOULD LOSE 76% OF THEIR VOTING BASE!!!

..........and, many criminal defense attorneys would have to find another line of work!

Yes indeed, BLACK LIVES REALL DO MATTER!!!
Translation: I am a racist.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1814 on: August 05, 2016, 07:11:01 PM »
Prediction: there will never be a republican in office again....

There was once a Whig party in the United States. I think the GOP is heading that direction. It will be interesting to see the realigning that will take place. The biggest change, I will bet you, will be to the Democrats as they absorb a lot of ex-Republicans. Could actually be a good thing.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1816 on: August 06, 2016, 11:02:49 PM »


BLACK LIVES DO MATTER
 
 
WHAT IF ALL THE BLACKS SUDDENLY LEFT AMERICA, WHICH IS 13.3% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION?

The prison population would go down by 37%.

There would be 53% less gang members.

Average IQ would go up 7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan.

Average SAT scores would go up almost 100 points.

Average ACT scores would go up 5.5 points.

AIDS & HIV would go down by 65%.

Chlamydia cases would go down 54%.

Gonorrhea would go down 69%.

Syphilis would go down 58%.

The average income for Americans would go UP over $20,000 a year.

Amount of people in poverty would drop 34%.

Homelessness would go down 57%.

Welfare recipients would go down by 42%.

DEMOCRATS WOULD LOSE 76% OF THEIR VOTING BASE!!!

..........and, many criminal defense attorneys would have to find another line of work!

Yes indeed, BLACK LIVES REALL DO MATTER!!!
I can't comment on any of the those numbers, but 76% percent of Democrat voting base is black? Kinda discredits all the other numbers.

If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1817 on: August 06, 2016, 11:31:25 PM »
BLACK LIVES DO MATTER
 
 
WHAT IF ALL THE BLACKS SUDDENLY LEFT AMERICA, WHICH IS 13.3% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION?

The prison population would go down by 37%.

There would be 53% less gang members.

Average IQ would go up 7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan.

Average SAT scores would go up almost 100 points.

Average ACT scores would go up 5.5 points.

AIDS & HIV would go down by 65%.

Chlamydia cases would go down 54%.

Gonorrhea would go down 69%.

Syphilis would go down 58%.

The average income for Americans would go UP over $20,000 a year.

Amount of people in poverty would drop 34%.

Homelessness would go down 57%.

Welfare recipients would go down by 42%.

DEMOCRATS WOULD LOSE 76% OF THEIR VOTING BASE!!!

..........and, many criminal defense attorneys would have to find another line of work!

Yes indeed, BLACK LIVES REALL DO MATTER!!!
Doesn't belong in this thread.  Not sure it belongs anywhere

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1818 on: August 06, 2016, 11:32:48 PM »
Doesn't belong in this thread.  Not sure it belongs anywhere
Is there a racist rant thread?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1819 on: August 06, 2016, 11:40:13 PM »
Translation: I am a racist.
I highly doubt many of those numbers are true, especially the last one. But if they were true, why is this racist?