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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3864351 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18060 on: February 08, 2018, 12:15:33 AM »
The president talks a weak game. Now he is scared to death to sit down and talk to Mueller. I wonder why.
Fake news. It's scary how there is more fake news out there than real news.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18061 on: February 08, 2018, 08:21:41 AM »
So fake news CNN is in full blown tantrum mode after an employee in the west wing allegedly abused his wife. Such an important issue to be discussed on national television. And they are not just discussing it. Every anchor is starting with this "breaking news".  Oh, it makes Trump look bad. Now, this makes it a worthwhile topic.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18063 on: February 08, 2018, 08:32:26 AM »
Fake news. It's scary how there is more fake news out there than real news.
Then why is he running scared? Can you ever answer a question instead of repeating Hannity?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18064 on: February 08, 2018, 08:35:49 AM »
So fake news CNN is in full blown tantrum mode after an employee in the west wing allegedly abused his wife. Such an important issue to be discussed on national television. And they are not just discussing it. Every anchor is starting with this "breaking news".  Oh, it makes Trump look bad. Now, this makes it a worthwhile topic.
It just shows his poor judgement over and over in picking individuals. Would you rather them talk about his marriage being in shambles over his affair with the porn star?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18065 on: February 08, 2018, 08:48:28 AM »
It's scary how there is more fake news out there than real news.
Then tell Trump/Hannity to keep their mouths shut and listen to people who know and we wouldn't have this problem!!!
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/russians-penetrated-u-s-voter-systems-says-top-u-s-n845721?cid=par-xfinity_20180208
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18066 on: February 08, 2018, 08:50:12 AM »
Then tell Trump/Hannity to keep their mouths shut and listen to people who know and we wouldn't have this problem!!!
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/russians-penetrated-u-s-voter-systems-says-top-u-s-n845721?cid=par-xfinity_20180208

Yah, now they're just recycling headlines from 7 months ago.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18067 on: February 08, 2018, 08:52:40 AM »
Yah, now they're just recycling headlines from 7 months ago.
Speaking of something more recent how was that crow you were eating yesterday?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18068 on: February 08, 2018, 09:02:28 AM »
Speaking of something more recent how was that crow you were eating yesterday?

When we found out that Obama had meddled in the Hillary investigation after guaranteeing he wouldn't?

If that's what crow tastes like, I could it eat daily.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18069 on: February 08, 2018, 09:05:30 AM »
Or maybe you mean when we found out that an FBI informant testified that the Obama admin was bought off by Russia in exchange for money to Hillary. https://www.dailywire.com/news/26891/bombshell-fbi-informant-uranium-one-scandal-ryan-saavedra

Talk about Russian collusion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18070 on: February 08, 2018, 09:07:08 AM »
If that's what crow tastes like, I could it eat daily.
Keep talking about the market and you may get your wish. I hope you didn't overcook your crow yesterday!!!  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18071 on: February 08, 2018, 09:08:04 AM »
It just shows his poor judgement over and over in picking individuals. Would you rather them talk about his marriage being in shambles over his affair with the porn star?
When you talk certain points and try to make certain arguments (like here) it ruins the valid points and arguments that you often post.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18072 on: February 08, 2018, 09:11:39 AM »
Keep talking about the market and you may get your wish. I hope you didn't overcook your crow yesterday!!!  :P

Market was steady as a rock yesterday. Closed right around where it started.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18073 on: February 08, 2018, 09:12:28 AM »
When you talk certain points and try to make certain arguments (like here) it ruins the valid points and arguments that you often post.
You think a gullible cares about valid points? If someone wants to have an honest discussion we will. How can you have an honest discussion with @ilherman when he treats what Hannity says as Gospel? Valid point?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18074 on: February 08, 2018, 09:13:51 AM »
Or that jobless claims are at a 45 year low.

Making Trump a better president than Reagan even.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18075 on: February 08, 2018, 09:14:58 AM »
Market was steady as a rock yesterday. Closed right around where it started.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18077 on: February 08, 2018, 09:23:35 AM »
Making Trump a better president than Reagan even.
I sure hope so with the market crash he had. What's with these R's presidents and market crashes?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18078 on: February 08, 2018, 09:23:56 AM »
Then why is he running scared? Can you ever answer a question instead of repeating Hannity?
You're not even fake news. You just don't read the news it seems. Even CNN is reporting that Trump wants to speak to Mueller AGAINST his lawyers advice.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18079 on: February 08, 2018, 09:26:37 AM »
I sure hope so with the market crash he had. What's with these R's presidents and market crashes?
Okay, now I'll feed you how this works. We have a booming economy, thanks to our President, interest rates go up, causes market to come down. Yes, the main  reason is a good economy. And even the Maddow's had to agree based on the come back the past few days that it shows for market stability.
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