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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1820 on: August 06, 2016, 11:44:32 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on August 05, 2016, 07:09:10 PM
Translation: I am a racist.
If the numbers are true why is it racist?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1821 on: August 06, 2016, 11:47:50 PM »
Quote from: george on August 06, 2016, 11:40:13 PM
I highly doubt many of those numbers are true, especially the last one. But if they were true, why is this racist?
Quote from: Super Speed on August 06, 2016, 11:44:32 PM
If the numbers are true why is it racist?
If a frog had a tail he wouldn't bump his ass.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1822 on: August 06, 2016, 11:48:10 PM »
Quote from: george on August 06, 2016, 11:40:13 PM
I highly doubt many of those numbers are true, especially the last one. But if they were true, why is this racist?
Let's put it this way. If they're not true (which you yourself seem to agree is more likely), then it definitely is racist, right?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1823 on: August 06, 2016, 11:50:17 PM »
Quote from: george on August 06, 2016, 11:40:13 PM
I highly doubt many of those numbers are true, especially the last one. But if they were true, why is this racist?
Spoken like a true racist.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1824 on: August 06, 2016, 11:56:27 PM »
Quote from: george on August 06, 2016, 11:40:13 PM
I highly doubt many of those numbers are true, especially the last one. But if they were true, why is this racist?

Quote from: good sam on August 06, 2016, 11:50:17 PM
Spoken like a true racist.
But I'll engage anyway.

1. Every society would probably be better off without those low on the social ladder, but every society knows it's a breach of the social contract to suggest such a thing. That you are willing to suggest it about a specific race is evidence of racism.

2. The fact that many African American communities are low on the social ladder probably has a lot to do with the way they were treated by white people for hundreds of years. To ignore that fact is evidence of racism.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1825 on: August 07, 2016, 12:04:10 AM »
Quote from: yoohoo on August 05, 2016, 07:02:34 PM
BLACK LIVES DO MATTER
 
 
WHAT IF ALL THE BLACKS SUDDENLY LEFT AMERICA, WHICH IS 13.3% OF THE TOTAL U.S. POPULATION?.

Average IQ would go up 7.4 points, putting us 3rd in the world tied with Japan.



DEMOCRATS WOULD LOSE 76% OF THEIR VOTING BASE!!!

..........and, many criminal defense attorneys would have to find another line of work!

Yes indeed, BLACK LIVES REALL DO MATTER!!!

43% of Americans identify as democrats. Under 14% of Americans are black. That means that even if every single black person in America votes Democrat, over 76% of the Democratic party is not black. If someone is saying that losing the black vote would reduce the democratic voting base by 76%; that perons IQ is also dragging down the US average.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1826 on: August 07, 2016, 12:44:58 AM »
Quote from: good sam on August 06, 2016, 11:50:17 PM
Spoken like a true racist.
Just playing devil's advocate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1827 on: August 07, 2016, 12:49:00 AM »
Quote from: george on August 07, 2016, 12:44:58 AM
Just playing devil's advocate.
You are doing a good job.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1828 on: August 07, 2016, 12:54:12 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on August 07, 2016, 12:49:00 AM
You are doing a good job.
I get that a lot, thanks.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1831 on: August 07, 2016, 01:37:16 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1832 on: August 07, 2016, 03:05:26 AM »
Quote from: good sam on August 06, 2016, 11:56:27 PM
But I'll engage anyway.

2. The fact that many African American communities are low on the social ladder probably has a lot to do with the way they were treated by white people for hundreds of years. To ignore that fact is evidence of racism.


I hate when ppl say that. We Jews suffered over the last thousand years
Crusader's
Forced to convert or die ( in the 1200s more then 50% of Spain converted )
Expulsion ( from most of Europe )
Inquisition
Blood libels
Pogroms
And whenever the locals were in the mood .


We had the Holocaust 70 years ago, and ppl came to the US without a penny, not speaking a word of English! And now we are "controlling" ( according to the Anti Semites) the economy!

Yes there are ppl who are racist putting them down, but there are many anti Semites as well, and it's not having the same effect.

Stop blaming the past.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1833 on: August 07, 2016, 03:16:23 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 07, 2016, 03:05:26 AM

I hate when ppl say that. We Jews suffered over the last thousand years
Crusader's
Forced to convert or die ( in the 1200s more then 50% of Spain converted )
Expulsion ( from most of Europe )
Inquisition
Blood libels
Pogroms
And whenever the locals were in the mood .


We had the Holocaust 70 years ago, and ppl came to the US without a penny, not speaking a word of English! And now we are "controlling" ( according to the Anti Semites) the economy!

Yes there are ppl who are racist putting them down, but there are many anti Semites as well, and it's not having the same effect.

Stop blaming the past.
+1

But not you (and I) will be accused of racism...  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1834 on: August 07, 2016, 08:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 07, 2016, 03:05:26 AM

I hate when ppl say that. We Jews suffered over the last thousand years
Crusader's
Forced to convert or die ( in the 1200s more then 50% of Spain converted )
Expulsion ( from most of Europe )
Inquisition
Blood libels
Pogroms
And whenever the locals were in the mood .


We had the Holocaust 70 years ago, and ppl came to the US without a penny, not speaking a word of English! And now we are "controlling" ( according to the Anti Semites) the economy!

Yes there are ppl who are racist putting them down, but there are many anti Semites as well, and it's not having the same effect.

Stop blaming the past.

Jews are special, but all know that already.
What's that gotta do with blacks?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1835 on: August 07, 2016, 08:21:47 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on August 07, 2016, 08:19:02 AM
What's that gotta do with blacks?
Two of the most hated groups?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1836 on: August 07, 2016, 08:55:33 AM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 07, 2016, 03:05:26 AM

I hate when ppl say that. We Jews suffered over the last thousand years
Crusader's
Forced to convert or die ( in the 1200s more then 50% of Spain converted )
Expulsion ( from most of Europe )
Inquisition
Blood libels
Pogroms
And whenever the locals were in the mood .


We had the Holocaust 70 years ago, and ppl came to the US without a penny, not speaking a word of English! And now we are "controlling" ( according to the Anti Semites) the economy!

Yes there are ppl who are racist putting them down, but there are many anti Semites as well, and it's not having the same effect.

Stop blaming the past.
There are differences but that's not really the point.

If we weren't as successful and thriving as we are, don't you think we'd have a good excuse?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1837 on: August 07, 2016, 10:39:48 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on August 07, 2016, 08:21:47 AM
Two of the most hated groups?
Who's racist now
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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