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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858958 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18280 on: February 09, 2018, 01:57:37 PM »
If it is true it is true. I have long said that the pres has little to do with the stock market anyhow including a week ago when it was better under Trump.
Agreed. But just because I already looked the numbers up...
Open 1/21/2009 - $7,949.17
Close 2/9/2010 - $10,058.64

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18281 on: February 09, 2018, 02:03:51 PM »
Agreed. But just because I already looked the numbers up...
Open 1/21/2009 - $7,949.17
Close 2/9/2010 - $10,058.64
Just an observation and not looking for a debate.  :)
Some will use the 1/20 vs 1/21 opening depending on who they are for.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18282 on: February 09, 2018, 02:08:12 PM »
Just an observation and not looking for a debate.  :)
Some will use the 1/20 vs 1/21 opening depending on who they are for.
Which way does that move things?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18284 on: February 09, 2018, 02:58:12 PM »
Up, up, up,  it was a long way up

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18285 on: February 09, 2018, 02:58:54 PM »
Up, up, up,  it was a long way up
You are late!!!  :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18286 on: February 09, 2018, 03:03:01 PM »
Trump praises the wife beater. You can't make this stuff up!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18287 on: February 09, 2018, 03:06:18 PM »
Trump praises the wife beater. You can't make this stuff up!!!
1) Alleged wife beater.
2) No one cares.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18288 on: February 09, 2018, 03:08:11 PM »
1) Alleged wife beater.
2) No one cares.
No one cares they hired a wife beater and knew about it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18289 on: February 09, 2018, 03:09:55 PM »
No one cares they hired a wife beater and knew about it?

. Have u found anyone who cares? Anyone whose opinion of anything will change because of that

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18291 on: February 09, 2018, 03:11:59 PM »
. Have u found anyone who cares?
My three daughters, son and DW. You want me to poll the neighbors?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18294 on: February 09, 2018, 03:43:57 PM »
My three daughters, son and DW. You want me to poll the neighbors?
Need new reading glasses? You left out the last half. Or is that your modus operendum-to just ignore anyone or anything inconvenient to what you are trying to say?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18295 on: February 09, 2018, 04:02:00 PM »
I guess @henche will have a GS. No crow for him today.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18296 on: February 09, 2018, 04:04:09 PM »
My three daughters, son and DW. You want me to poll the neighbors?
there are wife beaters in every single part of the work force ... when one is caught he is in the news for 2 days and then on to things that affect the rest of the population . its not like he was the SecDef or even had a security clearance!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18297 on: February 09, 2018, 04:28:55 PM »
there are wife beaters in every single part of the work force ... when one is caught he is in the news for 2 days and then on to things that affect the rest of the population . its not like he was the SecDef or even had a security clearance!
Thats the whole point. He failed his clearance and they knew he was a wife beater. If that doesn’t disturb anyone then they are just as bad.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18298 on: February 09, 2018, 04:39:13 PM »
Thats the whole point. He failed his clearance and they knew he was a wife beater. If that doesn’t disturb anyone then they are just as bad.
he failed his clearance and still had the job is kind of a proof he has a job that does not need clearance if its a job that hes doing well why cant he keep  it. now while i agree that he is an absolute scumbag who deserves to beaten bloody as of now there are now laws precluding violent animals from employment
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18299 on: February 09, 2018, 04:55:20 PM »
Thats the whole point. He failed his clearance and they knew he was a wife beater. If that doesn’t disturb anyone then they are just as bad.
Of course if he did it he's a scumbag but relative to the presidency/politics no one cares.