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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859225 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18300 on: February 09, 2018, 05:30:19 PM »
Of course if he did it he's a scumbag but relative to the presidency/politics no one cares.
You are out of touch with reality. This is the mentality you get when the leader has a history of disgusting actions towards women.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18301 on: February 09, 2018, 05:32:19 PM »
he failed his clearance and still had the job is kind of a proof he has a job that does not need clearance if its a job that hes doing well why cant he keep  it. now while i agree that he is an absolute scumbag who deserves to beaten bloody as of now there are now laws precluding violent animals from employment
He should have been fired or never hired. Then the president praises the wife beater without a word about the women he beat!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18302 on: February 10, 2018, 08:33:12 PM »
North Korea scores a propaganda bonanza at the Olympics. The great deal maker gets sandbagged as the VP sits stone-faced while the host country enters the stadium. I wonder if Trump will tweet how disrespectful that was to the host country!!! 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18303 on: February 10, 2018, 08:47:40 PM »
North Korea scores a propaganda bonanza at the Olympics. The great deal maker gets sandbagged as the VP sits stone-faced while the host country enters the stadium. I wonder if Trump will tweet how disrespectful that was to the host country!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18304 on: February 10, 2018, 08:48:25 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18305 on: February 10, 2018, 08:59:09 PM »
Get A Life, you nut!
Can't dispute the facts so go with the personal attacks.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18306 on: February 10, 2018, 09:41:34 PM »
North Korea scores a propaganda bonanza at the Olympics. The great deal maker gets sandbagged as the VP sits stone-faced while the host country enters the stadium. I wonder if Trump will tweet how disrespectful that was to the host country!!!
...and it continues!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/winter-olympics/opinion-more-than-just-a-game-koreans-win-in-lopsided-olympic-loss/ar-BBIXDdw?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18307 on: February 10, 2018, 10:27:31 PM »
North Korea scores a propaganda bonanza at the Olympics. The great deal maker gets sandbagged as the VP sits stone-faced while the host country enters the stadium. I wonder if Trump will tweet how disrespectful that was to the host country!!! 
Whenever there's bad news - "Trump is messing everything up", when there's good news - "it has nothing to do with Trump".

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18308 on: February 10, 2018, 11:01:37 PM »
Of course if he did it he's a scumbag but relative to the presidency/politics no one cares.
It has been on every news station (FOX also) 24/7. Someone cares thank G-d!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18309 on: February 10, 2018, 11:03:07 PM »

No matter how many times you repeat this lie it will not make it true. He gets credit for many things.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18311 on: February 11, 2018, 12:20:05 AM »
I can't seem to find the D's memo. Anyone have a link?  :)
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« Reply #18312 on: February 11, 2018, 01:22:16 AM »


I can't seem to find the D's memo. Anyone have a link?  :)



Only because of the R memo.

But.......

The Democratic rebuttal to a highly publicized GOP memo alleging government surveillance abuse is filled with sensitive details, a source told Fox News – claiming this was done intentionally to pressure the White House to either block the memo’s release or significantly redact it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18313 on: February 11, 2018, 11:15:55 AM »
It is finally starting to sink in to KAC. Now if she would just open hers eyes a little more she would see her boss is no better.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/11/politics/kellyanne-conway-rob-porter-sotu-cnntv/index.html
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« Reply #18315 on: February 11, 2018, 11:54:56 AM »
North Korea scores a propaganda bonanza at the Olympics. The great deal maker gets sandbagged as the VP sits stone-faced while the host country enters the stadium. I wonder if Trump will tweet how disrespectful that was to the host country!!! 
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