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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 746897 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18420 on: February 13, 2018, 09:11:17 PM »
Just because that's what happened, doesn't mean that's the way it was intended
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18421 on: February 13, 2018, 09:13:52 PM »
Just because that's what happened, doesn't mean that's the way it was intended
It definitely doesn't mean it is not the way it was intended.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18422 on: February 13, 2018, 09:15:35 PM »
It definitely doesn't mean it is not the way it was intended.
But it doesn't contradict the notion that they were/are against Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18423 on: February 13, 2018, 09:30:39 PM »
But it doesn't contradict the notion that they were/are against Trump.
So the FBI was against Trump and incompetent?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18424 on: February 13, 2018, 09:49:52 PM »
So the FBI was against Trump and incompetent?
Just because that's what happened, doesn't mean that's the way it was intended

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18425 on: February 13, 2018, 09:58:45 PM »

No disrespect but nutcase Hannity would have a less laughable response.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18426 on: February 13, 2018, 10:05:05 PM »
The planting of exculpatory is most likely when there is something to prove innocence from.
Says who?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18427 on: February 13, 2018, 10:08:33 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18428 on: February 13, 2018, 10:12:38 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Shaun White wins GOLD and drags the US FLAG on the snow. Expect Trump to tweet how disrespectful that was. Cancel that. I just realized Shaun White is WHITE!!!

So is snow

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18429 on: February 13, 2018, 10:37:23 PM »
No disrespect but nutcase Hannity would have a less laughable response.
So to be clear, your accusing the FBI of meddling in our election and helping elect Trump?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18430 on: February 13, 2018, 10:59:43 PM »
So to be clear, your accusing the FBI of meddling in our election and helping elect Trump?
NO!!! They didn't meddle in our election and didn't help anyone. If they want to hurt Trump they could have but didn't. That blows this narrative that the FBI was out to get Trump out of the water.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18431 on: February 13, 2018, 11:01:20 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Shaun White wins GOLD and drags the US FLAG on the snow. Expect Trump to tweet how disrespectful that was. Cancel that. I just realized Shaun White is WHITE!!!
Another ***BOMBSHELL ALERT***
Does this make it prostitution?  :)
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Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, said on Tuesday that he paid $130,000 out of his own pocket to a pornographic-film actress who had once claimed to have had an affair with Mr. Trump.

In the most detailed explanation of the 2016 payment made to the actress, Stephanie Clifford, Mr. Cohen, who worked as a counsel to the Trump Organization for more than a decade, said he was not reimbursed for the payment.

“Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford, and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly,” Mr. Cohen said in a statement to The New York Times. “The payment to Ms. Clifford was lawful, and was not a campaign contribution or a campaign expenditure by anyone.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18432 on: February 13, 2018, 11:01:26 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Shaun White wins GOLD and drags the US FLAG on the snow. Expect Trump to tweet how disrespectful that was. Cancel that. I just realized Shaun White is WHITE!!!
Link?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18433 on: February 13, 2018, 11:54:25 PM »
Another ***BOMBSHELL ALERT***
Does this make it prostitution?  :)
Remove link. Not appropriate, sorry.

Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, said on Tuesday that he paid $130,000 out of his own pocket to a pornographic-film actress who had once claimed to have had an affair with Mr. Trump.

In the most detailed explanation of the 2016 payment made to the actress, Stephanie Clifford, Mr. Cohen, who worked as a counsel to the Trump Organization for more than a decade, said he was not reimbursed for the payment.

“Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford, and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly,” Mr. Cohen said in a statement to The New York Times. “The payment to Ms. Clifford was lawful, and was not a campaign contribution or a campaign expenditure by anyone.”

Yes, that is absolutely believable. The lawyer paid the settlement out of his own funds. I'd like to hire that lawyer.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18434 on: February 13, 2018, 11:58:37 PM »
Yes, that is absolutely believable. The lawyer paid the settlement out of his own funds. I'd like to hire that lawyer.
WOW!!! What's wrong with this picture?  :)
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