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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3831865 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18540 on: February 16, 2018, 09:43:14 AM »
The most powerful leader of the free world, making decisions affecting tens of millions of people and you don't care about his despicable behavior.
Just curious how bothered you were about JFK.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18541 on: February 16, 2018, 09:45:54 AM »
Are you trying to prove the lefts point?
I assume you mean the second link. I had the same thoughts. The thing to take out of it is that a total gun ban or making them prohibitively expensive would work.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18542 on: February 16, 2018, 09:48:55 AM »
Are you trying to prove the lefts point?
Care to explain?

I assume you mean the second link. I had the same thoughts. The thing to take out of it is that a total gun ban or making them prohibitively expensive would work.
It would not, because criminals would still find a way to get them, and law abiding citizens are left defenseless.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18543 on: February 16, 2018, 09:52:09 AM »
Just curious how bothered you were about JFK.
I can't be bothered about something I didn't know. No way would he have been elected if it was common knowledge.
You are not saying there actions were equal, are you?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18544 on: February 16, 2018, 09:56:06 AM »
It would not, because criminals would still find a way to get them, and law abiding citizens are left defenseless.
How many murderers are there every year and how many have been stopped by law abiding citizens? You think because you own a gun it makes you safe? Again you know very little about guns.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18545 on: February 16, 2018, 09:57:36 AM »
I can't be bothered about something I didn't know. No way would he have been elected if it was common knowledge.
You are not saying there actions were equal, are you?
G-d forbid. Let’s disect every scandal & weigh it all ::)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18546 on: February 16, 2018, 10:04:46 AM »
G-d forbid. Let’s disect every scandal & weigh it all ::)
Care to show me the same common curtesy as I did answering your question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18547 on: February 16, 2018, 10:31:23 AM »
How many murderers are there every year and how many have been stopped by law abiding citizens? You think because you own a gun it makes you safe? Again you know very little about guns.
Here's an article about mass shootings stopped by armed citizens
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/10/03/do-civilians-with-guns-ever-stop-mass-shootings/?utm_term=.c69a83c0419f
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18548 on: February 16, 2018, 10:33:33 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18550 on: February 16, 2018, 10:39:29 AM »
I can give you this, but you'll say that it's biased (and it probably is) https://www.gunowners.org/sk0802htm.htm
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18551 on: February 16, 2018, 10:43:58 AM »
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj7no2b36rZAhUxq1kKHdY6AM8QFggvMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fvolokh-conspiracy%2Fwp%2F2015%2F10%2F03%2Fdo-civilians-with-guns-ever-stop-mass-shootings%2F&usg=AOvVaw3h2FdKzlfL-F_4ZOc-fYn2 This link work? I'm searching for data, so far this is what I found.
Thanks that worked but has nothing to do with what I asked. I am well aware armed citizens have stopped crimes. I am sure you are well aware that tens of thousands of murders are committed each year with guns stolen from these same citizens. I hope you are seeing the big picture.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18552 on: February 16, 2018, 10:44:35 AM »
Care to show me the same common curtesy as I did answering your question?
He would be elected in these times. They’re both animals who grab by the ........

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18553 on: February 16, 2018, 10:56:14 AM »


ETA: What's going on today? Your posts are messed up.

Was wondering the same when I saw them in the morning...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18555 on: February 16, 2018, 11:10:47 AM »
He would be elected in these times. They’re both animals who grab by the ........
You want to list the D's who presidential runs were killed by affairs in recent times? Far less than anything Trump did.
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« Reply #18556 on: February 16, 2018, 11:27:31 AM »
You want to list the D's who presidential runs were killed by affairs in recent times? Far less than anything Trump did.
That is where the mud monster comes into play. Ben contrasted it to Oprah who would be coming in dressed in white and have all that mud flung at her.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18558 on: February 16, 2018, 11:57:41 AM »
you realize that the entire list you posted is from a 20 year period ? very poor ratio of lives saved compared to lives lost
It's hard to find them, because an attack that's stopped before killing many people gets almost no media attention.

The question is, why weren't the others stopped too. (Hint: Most happened in gun free zones)
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« Reply #18559 on: February 16, 2018, 12:25:47 PM »
It's hard to find them, because an attack that's stopped before killing many people gets almost no media attention.

The question is, why weren't the others stopped too. (Hint: Most happened in gun free zones)
thats not the reaason i think they are hard to find
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