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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3845469 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1882 on: August 09, 2016, 11:43:21 AM »
No media bias, right?

Fox News: Orlando Gunman's father at Clinton Rally; Strange
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/08/09/father-orlando-shooter-attends-clinton-rally-touts-candidate.html

CNN: Orlando Gunman's father at Clinton Rally; Trump is pro-guns and anti-Muslim
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/09/politics/orlando-gunman-father-clinton/


If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1883 on: August 09, 2016, 12:03:24 PM »
No media bias, right?

Fox News: Orlando Gunman's father at Clinton Rally; Strange
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/08/09/father-orlando-shooter-attends-clinton-rally-touts-candidate.html

CNN: Orlando Gunman's father at Clinton Rally; Trump is pro-guns and anti-Muslim
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/09/politics/orlando-gunman-father-clinton/



Where are you seeing the parts after the semicolon?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1884 on: August 09, 2016, 12:07:05 PM »
Where are you seeing the parts after the semicolon?
From CNN article:

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At the time of the shooting, Clinton called for stricter gun control and more efforts to root out terrorism in the Middle East and at home.
Trump, on the other hand, dismissed calls for new gun laws and warned that there were "thousands of people" in the United States with "hate in their heart." He also complained that Muslims in the U.S. are not reporting "mad men" to the police or FBI.

Now, would you please explain how that relates to the story?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1885 on: August 09, 2016, 01:19:47 PM »
C N N as trump  said is Clinton news network so true trump is always negative on the headlines not 400 million, 2,parents suing clinton etc. it was nice to see the whole media busy theat trump fight with a baby and forced her out untill the washington post called the mother of the baby and she said that trump didn't tell her to go out in fact she went out by herself and she later returned, no wonder fox news has the highest rating and revenue

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1886 on: August 09, 2016, 02:11:10 PM »
C N N as trump  said is Clinton news network so true trump is always negative on the headlines not 400 million, 2,parents suing clinton etc. it was nice to see the whole media busy theat trump fight with a baby and forced her out untill the washington post called the mother of the baby and she said that trump didn't tell her to go out in fact she went out by herself and she later returned, no wonder fox news has the highest rating and revenue
No clue what you just wrote...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1887 on: August 09, 2016, 04:58:33 PM »
Pretty sure it's a tactical flashlight.
Perhaps this?
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This is the poison thread...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1888 on: August 09, 2016, 05:12:56 PM »
Trump on Clinton: "If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks." Adds, "Though the second amendment folks, maybe there is..."

Lock him up.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1889 on: August 09, 2016, 05:51:08 PM »
Trump on Clinton: "If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks." Adds, "Though the second amendment folks, maybe there is..."

Lock him up.
at least he's funnier than Clinton

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1890 on: August 09, 2016, 06:30:07 PM »
Trump on Clinton: "If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks." Adds, "Though the second amendment folks, maybe there is..."

Lock him up.
pretty sure there is a first amendment, but she wants to limit that too
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1891 on: August 09, 2016, 06:47:58 PM »
pretty sure there is a first amendment, but she wants to limit that too

First Amendment protects inciting violence? Come on.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1892 on: August 09, 2016, 06:50:44 PM »
First Amendment protects inciting violence? Come on.
Are you guys really that paranoid that you think he is inciting violence for in a year from now? And he is the crazy one?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1893 on: August 09, 2016, 06:53:00 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1894 on: August 09, 2016, 07:03:00 PM »
Are you guys really that paranoid that you think he is inciting violence for in a year from now? And he is the crazy one?
Do I believe he *actually* wants someone to shoot Hilary? No, of course not.
Is suggesting someone shoot her, even as a joke, inciting violence? I think yes.

Words have consequences. There are certain things you cannot joke about. Even if every normal person realizes he is joking, all it takes is one unhinged supporter to take him literally.

Am I exaggerating? Jo Cox. Gabby Gifford.

This is the territory you end up in when you start defending Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1895 on: August 09, 2016, 07:10:13 PM »
Do I believe he *actually* wants someone to shoot Hilary? No, of course not.
Is suggesting someone shoot her, even as a joke, inciting violence? I think yes.

Words have consequences. There are certain things you cannot joke about. Even if every normal person realizes he is joking, all it takes is one unhinged supporter to take him literally.

Am I exaggerating? Jo Cox. Gabby Gifford.

This is the territory you end up in when you start defending Trump.
What in the world makes you think that either of those have anything to do with someone inciting violence? That is the left wing rhetoric that the inciter in chief used at the time and was unable to be connected to reality in any way.

Trump is inciting violence with his rhetoric? I think you need to look through the news and see whose supporters are assaulting whose. The violence is being incited by the left wing not the opposite.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime-and-courts/man-with-trump-shirt-attacked-with-crowbar-in-bloomfield-police-say-1.1642025

        Dan McLaughlin Verified account @baseballcrank     They asked the Secret Service if they were aware of something Trump said in a public speech surrounded by Secret Service agents?
 
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1896 on: August 09, 2016, 07:26:38 PM »
What in the world makes you think that either of those have anything to do with someone inciting violence? That is the left wing rhetoric that the inciter in chief used at the time and was unable to be connected to reality in any way.

Trump is inciting violence with his rhetoric? I think you need to look through the news and see whose supporters are assaulting whose. The violence is being incited by the left wing not the opposite.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime-and-courts/man-with-trump-shirt-attacked-with-crowbar-in-bloomfield-police-say-1.1642025

        Dan McLaughlin Verified account @baseballcrank     They asked the Secret Service if they were aware of something Trump said in a public speech surrounded by Secret Service agents?
Ooh, big mistake. You have to really have your head in the sand to not know which way that tally is gonna swing overall.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1897 on: August 09, 2016, 08:21:05 PM »
If the media would go after the candidates equally than I would be all over Trump. The double standard makes me so sick that what he says doesn't bother me because I know it's all biased and that if Hillary would make such a comment no one will say boo

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1898 on: August 09, 2016, 08:36:36 PM »
If the media would go after the candidates equally than I would be all over Trump. The double standard makes me so sick that what he says doesn't bother me because I know it's all biased and that if Hillary would make such a comment no one will say boo
Very true. But in this case I think they are actually right. He made an off the cuff joke and it was a very dumb one and the campaigns spin was weak at best..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1899 on: August 09, 2016, 09:30:12 PM »
I thought its just the media who is so crazy but apparently some DDFrs are in the same pot.

I watched the speech and it didn't even cross my mind that he is inciting violence. What he said is that the we all know that the NRA = the second ammendment people are very powerful and they will always make sure that we are protected.

Why be busy with cr@p. Trump is so right, imagine he would say that his mind short-circuit it would be ALL over the world. President Obama would request the R to nominate a different candidate. But hillary has a green light  for everything including putting our national security at risk. Sad.
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