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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857938 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19060 on: March 25, 2018, 11:10:06 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 08:08:16 PM
You didn't miss anything. Bottom line it was basically a one night stand and no salacious details. She was pressured by Trump's attorney to not talk.
Yeh the karen mcdougal interview was way more sexy.

Which porn star is CNN having tomorrow night on?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19061 on: March 25, 2018, 11:11:57 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on March 25, 2018, 11:10:06 PM

Which porn star is CNN having tomorrow night on?
What other ones did Trump sleep with?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19062 on: March 25, 2018, 11:13:49 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:11:57 PM
What other ones did Trump sleep with?
Gotta ask the journalists. They’re combing the world looking for them.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19063 on: March 25, 2018, 11:16:53 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:11:57 PM
What other ones did Trump sleep with?
I don't know. I watch FOX.  They are a news network, not busy with porn. You should know. These porn TV companies you watch usually publish these interview schedules a few days in advance. Nothing on the agenda now?

Oh, maybe CNN is turning bacto news? Shooting down the porn channels?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19064 on: March 25, 2018, 11:21:52 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on March 25, 2018, 11:16:53 PM
I don't know. I watch FOX.  They are a news network, not busy with porn. You should know. These porn TV companies you watch usually publish these interview schedules a few days in advance. Nothing on the agenda now?

Oh, maybe CNN is turning bacto news? Shooting down the porn channels?
So we have a president that sleeps with pornstars and you are slamming the networks for reporting it? As far as FIX being a news channel that is not what a senior member just said when resigning.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19065 on: March 25, 2018, 11:23:32 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 25, 2018, 11:13:49 PM
Gotta ask the journalists. They’re combing the world looking for them.
Maybe we should ask every word out her mouth is a lie Sarah Sanders ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19066 on: March 25, 2018, 11:27:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:21:52 PM
So we have a president that sleeps with pornstars
When did this take place ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19067 on: March 25, 2018, 11:34:45 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 25, 2018, 11:27:29 PM
When did this take place ?
When he was grabbing them by you know what?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19068 on: March 25, 2018, 11:37:12 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:34:45 PM
When he was grabbing them by you know what?
Before he became president ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19069 on: March 25, 2018, 11:43:48 PM »
Quote from: TimT on March 25, 2018, 11:37:12 PM
Before he became president ?
That we know about so far.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19070 on: March 25, 2018, 11:48:53 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19071 on: March 25, 2018, 11:53:14 PM »
Ironic how religious individuals are not disturbed by this despicable behavior. I guess it helps one understand how some justify anti-Semitism.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19072 on: March 25, 2018, 11:57:21 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:53:14 PM
Ironic how religious individuals are not disturbed by this despicable behavior. I guess it helps one understand how some justify anti-Semitism.
say what ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19073 on: March 26, 2018, 12:00:06 AM »
Quote from: TimT on March 25, 2018, 11:57:21 PM
say what ?
You deny these things happened and/or try to justify them away. Sound familiar?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19074 on: March 26, 2018, 12:01:31 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:53:14 PM
Ironic how religious individuals are not disturbed by this despicable behavior. I guess it helps one understand how some justify anti-Semitism.
So I need to be grossed out by everyone who cheated on his wife over a decade ago? I'm not on that level. If that gives you the okay to hate me as a jew, be it.

However, by the way, I do think I have some morals since I am grossed out by a president having sex in the oval office with an interim.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19075 on: March 26, 2018, 12:03:33 AM »
Because I don’t care about page six gossip of who he slept around with while he was a celebrity that somehow helps understand how people justify AS ? Okayyy
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19076 on: March 26, 2018, 12:05:03 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on March 26, 2018, 12:01:31 AM
So I need to be grossed out by everyone who cheated on his wife over a decade ago? I'm not on that level. If that gives you the okay to hate me as a jew, be it.

However, by the way, I do think I have some morals since I am grossed out by a president having sex in the oval office with an interim.
No what you have is a political agenda, not morals. Anyone with an ounce of morals would be grossed out about both.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19077 on: March 26, 2018, 12:06:16 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 25, 2018, 11:53:14 PM
Ironic how religious individuals are not disturbed by this despicable behavior. I guess it helps one understand how some justify anti-Semitism.
I think the difference is that we never considered a president to be an example of morality so our expectations are less.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19078 on: March 26, 2018, 12:06:57 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on March 26, 2018, 12:05:03 AM
No what you have is a political agenda, not morals. Anyone with an ounce of morals would be grossed out about both.
Exactly. I am grossed out and moved on.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19079 on: March 26, 2018, 12:07:56 AM »
Quote from: TimT on March 26, 2018, 12:03:33 AM
Because I don’t care about page six gossip of who he slept around with while he was a celebrity that somehow helps understand how people justify AS ? Okayyy
No because at every turn you defend his deplorable behavior. You justify this in your own way the same way AS's do.
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