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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859816 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19120 on: March 26, 2018, 10:01:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19121 on: March 26, 2018, 10:02:36 AM »
Because you usually need to pay to watch her and it was free.
You seem to know a lot about this.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19122 on: March 26, 2018, 10:11:10 AM »
Oops, just realized it's a while since I did a market update.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19123 on: March 26, 2018, 10:13:55 AM »
אי אפשר לעולם בלא בסם ובלא בורסקי אשרי מי שאומנותו בסם ואוי לו מי שאומנותו בורסקי
hold your nose go vote for the right policies and come back in 4 years, no discussions needed, BTW the president uses the john everyday don't post evidence please TIA, its the media that's disgusting you don't hear all this from the president and if he would be so schmootzik the media wouldn't need to overturn every pebble to find evidence.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19124 on: March 26, 2018, 10:18:01 AM »
No one cares? Then why is ratings/interest thru the roof?
http://deadline.com/2018/03/stormy-daniels-biggest-60-minutes-ratings-since-barack-obama-michelle-post-election-20008-1202353291/
Because of people like you who seem obsessed with such voyeurism. Scandal sells. There are some who built their whole lifestyle on it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19125 on: March 26, 2018, 10:30:53 AM »
There are some who built their whole lifestyle on it.
You mean like Trump?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19126 on: March 26, 2018, 10:31:54 AM »
Oops, just realized it's a while since I did a market update.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19127 on: March 26, 2018, 10:37:06 AM »
You mean like Trump?
I don't see that it is the foundation of his lifestyle but it is definitely a part of it. It is a post of the high flying lifestyle he triestoproject
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19128 on: March 26, 2018, 10:42:05 AM »
We all talk about how the morals of this country are going down the tubes. Things that Gary Hart and John Edwards did use to matter. Now we have an individual that is 100 times worse and most hear say it is not a big deal. You can't make this stuff up!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19129 on: March 26, 2018, 11:02:22 AM »
We all talk about how the morals of this country are going down the tubes. Things that Gary Hart and John Edwards did use to matter. Now we have an individual that is 100 times worse and most hear say it is not a big deal. You can't make this stuff up!!!

This is worse? Worse than what? This is what we've been complaining about, and the left tells us is A ok

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19130 on: March 26, 2018, 11:10:22 AM »
Oops, just realized it's a while since I did a market update.


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You must be ready to retire by now, no? You pick up every market uptick, and seemingly not the downturns.

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« Reply #19131 on: March 26, 2018, 11:54:25 AM »
You must be ready to retire by now, no? You pick up every market uptick, and seemingly not the downturns.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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No one cares? Then why is ratings/interest thru the roof?
http://deadline.com/2018/03/stormy-daniels-biggest-60-minutes-ratings-since-barack-obama-michelle-post-election-20008-1202353291/
Why do YOU think the ratings were high? Did you watch it? Why? What did you think you would find out?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19133 on: March 26, 2018, 01:07:19 PM »
Why do YOU think the ratings were high? Did you watch it? Why? What did you think you would find out?
1 - overnight numbers
2 - yes
3 - why not
4 - the truth
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« Reply #19134 on: March 26, 2018, 01:13:56 PM »
1 - overnight numbers
2 - yes
3 - why not
4 - the truth
1-I didn't mean what makes you think they were high but rather why they would be high
2-okay
3-Why would you be interested in watching it
4-Why would you think you would find out the truth from someone whose entir claim is based on her having lied in affidavits? This is someone whose profession is to sell her body publicly to make money. She is not exactly the paragon of virtue. You can be sure that every word she said was because she thought she would gain form it and not because of her striving for the truth. You really thought that this was a way to find out the truth? What did you find out that you didn't already know?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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4 - the truth

Oh yes. We love finding out the truth, when it involves porn actresses.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19136 on: March 26, 2018, 01:29:39 PM »
Oh yes. We love finding out the truth, when it involves porn actresses.
So she does something you don't approve of and that makes her dishonest?
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« Reply #19137 on: March 26, 2018, 01:33:49 PM »
1-I didn't mean what makes you think they were high but rather why they would be high
2-okay
3-Why would you be interested in watching it
4-Why would you think you would find out the truth from someone whose entir claim is based on her having lied in affidavits? This is someone whose profession is to sell her body publicly to make money. She is not exactly the paragon of virtue. You can be sure that every word she said was because she thought she would gain form it and not because of her striving for the truth. You really thought that this was a way to find out the truth? What did you find out that you didn't already know?
You sure you meant me when you said I was obsessed about this?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19138 on: March 26, 2018, 01:39:10 PM »
I wonder if Mueller will ask Trump if he had anything to do with the 130k payment.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19139 on: March 26, 2018, 02:15:16 PM »
Press conference denies all Stormy's allegations. Someone needs to explain to Trump what Step 1 is of the 10 Step program.  :)
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