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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
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Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770171 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1920 on: August 10, 2016, 12:08:46 AM »
How about Canada with their socialist premier?
What is better about our relationship with Canada than it was with Harper and Bush?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1921 on: August 10, 2016, 12:14:10 AM »
Can you give us a list of countries with whom we have a better relationship with now than we did 8 years ago? Besides Cuba.
Iran  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1922 on: August 10, 2016, 12:24:37 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1923 on: August 10, 2016, 12:37:00 AM »
In what way?
for starters, we talk to them.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1924 on: August 10, 2016, 12:52:21 AM »
What is better about our relationship with Canada than it was with Harper and Bush?
Not better at all. But I can't see any compatibility between Harper and Obama, while I can imagine that Obama would have loved to have been able to get elected on a platform like Trudeau's (and with Tattoos).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1926 on: August 10, 2016, 08:58:01 AM »
for starters, we talk to them.


They were always willing to "talk". Does giving in to them mean we have a relationship with them or simply that we capitulated?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1927 on: August 10, 2016, 01:46:24 PM »
Trump on Clinton: "If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks." Adds, "Though the second amendment folks, maybe there is..."

Lock him up.
Does it bother you that Hillary said worse than that in 08? She said in May that she's not giving up to Obama because JFK was assassinated in June. What did she mean with that?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1928 on: August 10, 2016, 02:10:32 PM »
Does it bother you that Hillary said worse than that in 08? She said in May that she's not giving up to Obama because JFK was assassinated in June. What did she mean with that?
Do you really think it had to do with what he said? If he said it we must attack for it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1929 on: August 10, 2016, 04:06:07 PM »
Does it bother you that Hillary said worse than that in 08? She said in May that she's not giving up to Obama because JFK was assassinated in June. What did she mean with that?
Add to that there was a book and a movie about assassinating George W., no one said a word!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1930 on: August 10, 2016, 04:26:21 PM »
Add to that there was a book and a movie about assassinating George W., no one said a word!
Look who was also listening to Rush today.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1931 on: August 10, 2016, 04:43:39 PM »
Kool-Aid!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1932 on: August 10, 2016, 04:46:27 PM »
He can't win the GOP nomination because he's not extreme like the other guys and that's what the base wants right now. Doesn't matter what kind of campaign he would run.
But there's a reason he's the only one that dominates Clinton in the national polls when the other guys don't. The R base is too small and it's only shrinking.

With Trump or Cruz you're going to see a landslide D victory (assuming that Hillary doesn't get indicted before November). Take it to the bank.

In all likelihood this will be the biggest electoral landslide since the 80s and the biggest D landslide since 1964. Trump doesn't have a shot, Clinton will draw from Ds, Is, and Rs.

I'm going to go on record disagreeing with you strongly on that  8)

This trend will continue, Trump will win handily.

I'd go and quote all the previous posts that said Trump will lose in a landslide but too lazy.

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Yes.
Still think I'm wrong?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1933 on: August 10, 2016, 04:59:35 PM »
Kool-Aid!!
You are making it as if you are looking from a nice reasonable unextreme point of view. Your are from the biggest extremists here. If he sneezes you have some reason that makes him deserve to be locked up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1934 on: August 10, 2016, 05:17:43 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1935 on: August 10, 2016, 05:35:17 PM »
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/291035-protester-attempts-to-run-onstage-at-clinton-rally
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The incident came one day after GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump set off an uproar after making comments some felt were veiled threats toward Clinton. 
Speaking at a Tuesday rally in North Carolina, Trump, the GOP presidential nominee, was discussing what would happen to the Supreme Court if his Democratic opponent were to win the White House in November, claiming she wants to “abolish the Second Amendment.”
 
“By the way, if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks,” he said.
 
“Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is. I don’t know. But — but I’ll tell you what. That will be a horrible day.”
 
Trump’s comments were widely condemned as reckless, and on Wednesday, multiple outlets reported that the Secret Service had “more than one conversation” with Trump aides about his rhetoric.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1937 on: August 10, 2016, 06:28:30 PM »
Clinton was roundly condemned for those comments, and she apologized for them. In reading old articles about it, I don't recall her saying the fuss was "from the Obama spin machine."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1938 on: August 10, 2016, 07:17:11 PM »
I am seriously reconsidering, and voting for Trump. After he tweeted this:
Don Lemon is a lightweight – dumb as a rock. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)


I never laughed so hard in my life. Lemon is truly dumb as a rock. Trump nailed it!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1939 on: August 10, 2016, 07:18:01 PM »
Still think I'm wrong?

Again you're trying to gloat before anything has been decided? We love to stroke your ego around here, but try to be content with bragging only after you've earned it. You know it's not over yet, right?
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.