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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #180 on: July 05, 2015, 12:56:47 AM »
No because the coke is worth a dollar.
a liquid asset?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #181 on: July 08, 2015, 03:23:10 PM »
Can someone get me the stuff this guy is smoking?  Maybe it is Acapulco gold, that was at one time the gold standard. :)
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-i-will-win-latino-vote-n388696
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #182 on: July 08, 2015, 04:00:21 PM »
He sounds like a hippy... after he mentions someone he says how much i love them!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #183 on: July 08, 2015, 04:02:05 PM »
He sounds like a hippy... after he mentions someone he says how much i love them!
Just like I can't be an anti-Semite I have a Jewish friend.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #184 on: July 13, 2015, 11:27:27 AM »
Just watched Trump's speech that he gave at a rally in Phoenix yesterday. This man has an enormous amount of confidence (and ego). If Mitt Romney would project 1/3 of the confidence that Trump has [minus the somewhat derogatory remarks] he would've carried the 2012 election in a landslide.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #185 on: July 13, 2015, 11:49:54 AM »
Just watched Trump's speech that he gave at a rally in Phoenix yesterday. This man has an enormous amount of confidence (and ego).
If only he knew what he was talking about.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #186 on: July 13, 2015, 12:15:29 PM »
If only he knew what he was talking about.

That is somewhat true. To me, it is very refreshing to see a guy on the Conservative side that speaks his mind and is [apparently] unafraid of political backlash. Only shame is that it is the wrong guy.


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #187 on: July 13, 2015, 12:23:20 PM »
Just watched Trump's speech that he gave at a rally in Phoenix yesterday. This man has an enormous amount of confidence (and ego). If Mitt Romney would project 1/3 of the confidence that Trump has [minus the somewhat derogatory remarks] he would've carried the 2012 election in a landslide.

Real confidence (self-esteem) and ego are usually mutually exclusive. Egos like Trump's are usually there to compensate for a very low self-esteem. Warren Buffet and Bill Gates are each worth much more than DT (both on paper and in reality), and have accomplished much more in their lives, yet they both have a much healthier self-image.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #188 on: July 13, 2015, 03:25:20 PM »
If el chapo neutralizes Trump I will not cry.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #189 on: July 13, 2015, 03:42:06 PM »
That is somewhat true. To me, it is very refreshing to see a guy on the Conservative side that speaks his mind and is [apparently] unafraid of political backlash. Only shame is that it is the wrong guy.

You would prefer another politician ? I hate them they are all weak! He is right and, though the polls mean nothing at this point , they indicate that we dont wont another politician 

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #190 on: July 13, 2015, 03:44:07 PM »
You would prefer another politician ? I hate them they are all weak! He is right and, though the polls mean nothing at this point , they indicate that we dont wont another politician
Would you vote for this guy for president?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #191 on: July 13, 2015, 03:46:58 PM »
Would you vote for this guy for president?

YES

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #192 on: July 13, 2015, 03:49:24 PM »
YES
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #193 on: July 13, 2015, 03:52:44 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks the liberals are behind this guy's popularity in a conspiracy to weaken some of the stronger Republican nominees?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #194 on: July 13, 2015, 03:55:14 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks the liberals are behind this guy's popularity in a conspiracy to weaken some of the stronger Republican nominees?
That might be true but there are an awful lot of stupid R's out there. Just look at the polls.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #195 on: July 13, 2015, 03:58:09 PM »
That might be true but there are an awful lot of stupid R's out there. Just look at the polls.  :)
No doubt about that...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #196 on: July 13, 2015, 04:02:58 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks the liberals are behind this guy's popularity in a conspiracy to weaken some of the stronger Republican nominees?

There aren't any strong Republican nominees. Bunch of flip-flops. Trump is the one guy who is speaking his mind.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #197 on: July 13, 2015, 04:08:35 PM »
Real confidence (self-esteem) and ego are usually mutually exclusive. Egos like Trump's are usually there to compensate for a very low self-esteem. Warren Buffet and Bill Gates are each worth much more than DT (both on paper and in reality), and have accomplished much more in their lives, yet they both have a much healthier self-image.

True, but personality is also a big factor. Buffet and Gates have introverted personalities. There are quite a few billionaires who are very public about their wealth. Trump definitely exudes confidence. Whether or not he secretly has a low self-esteem is something that his shrink would probably know.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #198 on: July 13, 2015, 04:12:13 PM »
There aren't any strong Republican nominees. Bunch of flip-flops. Trump is the one guy who is speaking his mind.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #199 on: July 13, 2015, 04:16:18 PM »
There aren't any strong Republican nominees. Bunch of flip-flops. Trump is the one guy who is speaking his mind.
Telling you what you want to hear is not the same as speaking the truth.