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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860754 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19540 on: April 12, 2018, 06:14:18 PM »
she is not the one being investigated.
That remains to be seen. Apparently Mueller & his merry henchmen aren’t done yet. Anyone who had any kind of contact, relationship, same last name, or knows trump is fair game.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19541 on: April 12, 2018, 06:16:53 PM »
Would be the funniest thing if Stormy gets in trouble with irs for opening her big mouth.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19542 on: April 12, 2018, 06:19:22 PM »
That remains to be seen. Apparently Mueller & his merry henchmen aren’t done yet. Anyone who had any kind of contact, relationship, same last name, or knows trump is fair game.
At some point you need to get your head out of the sand and come up for air. Him not handling the Cohen criminal prosecution shows what you and the other Trumpsters is not true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19543 on: April 12, 2018, 06:20:41 PM »
Would be the funniest thing if Stormy gets in trouble with irs for opening her big mouth.
That would make her lawyer stupider than Trump and his lawyer. So far we have seen that not to be the case.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19544 on: April 12, 2018, 06:22:00 PM »
At some point you need to get your head out of the sand and come up for air. Him not handling the Cohen criminal prosecution shows what you and the other Trumpsters is not true.
They're gonna try to turn him & then it’s right back to Mueller. Why was this such major news if it’s nothing to do with Mueller investigation ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19545 on: April 12, 2018, 06:24:14 PM »
They're gonna try to turn him & then it’s right back to Mueller. Why was this such major news if it’s nothing to do with Mueller investigation ?
Trumps lawyer getting raided would be major news even if there was no investigation. Were you serious with that question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19546 on: April 12, 2018, 06:35:27 PM »
He did call it.

Michael Avenatti, said: "As I predicted last week on CNN and MSNBC, Mr. Cohen has been placed in the crosshairs by Mr. Trump. He has been set up to take the fall. An enormous amount of misplaced faith has been placed on his shoulders and I do not believe he has the mettle to withstand it. If I'm correct, this could end very, very badly for Mr. Trump and others."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19547 on: April 12, 2018, 07:49:00 PM »
Drip drip drip

Cohen has been known to record conversations and keep digital copies on his computer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19548 on: April 12, 2018, 07:58:31 PM »
It is a good thing nj has such a great senator. Without him who would have asked these important questions which very to the crux of qualifications to be secretary of state.
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« Reply #19549 on: April 12, 2018, 08:01:17 PM »
It is a good thing nj has such a great senator. Without him who would have asked these important questions which very to the crux of qualifications to be secretary of state.
Anything in particular?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19550 on: April 12, 2018, 08:14:05 PM »
Anything in particular?
he wanted to know his opinion on same sex marriage....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19551 on: April 12, 2018, 08:16:33 PM »
he wanted to know his opinion on same sex marriage....
You are joking?
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« Reply #19552 on: April 12, 2018, 08:18:17 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19553 on: April 12, 2018, 08:18:33 PM »
You are joking?
So you don't feel that is important in dealing with Korea and Syria?
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« Reply #19554 on: April 12, 2018, 08:20:14 PM »
So you don't feel that is important in dealing with Korea and Syria?
kim jung un is gay?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19555 on: April 12, 2018, 08:22:36 PM »
So you don't feel that is important in dealing with Korea and Syria?
kim jung un is gay?
I guess it was an important question then.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19556 on: April 12, 2018, 08:42:29 PM »
He really thinks he’s BO2

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« Reply #19557 on: April 12, 2018, 08:44:45 PM »
Ok it just hit me, Booker?
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« Reply #19558 on: April 12, 2018, 08:45:04 PM »
He really thinks he’s BO2
Nahhh he thinks BO is CB2
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