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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852102 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19580 on: April 13, 2018, 10:02:08 AM »
Correct. That is a plurality not a majority. That means that most Americans are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible than him. That is really bad.
WOW someone missed math 101.

If you want to play with numbers 68% believe Comey over Trump or are nutrual.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19581 on: April 13, 2018, 10:08:16 AM »
So the majority of Trump haters are independents, sounds about right.
In April of ‘18 ? Kinda. Certainly not trump lovers

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19582 on: April 13, 2018, 10:12:21 AM »
Few problems here. 68% of Americans are not going to believe Trump. Trump has praised Comey many times for his handling of HRC. We all know when you have to stoop to name calling you lost your argument.


Trump wrote on Twitter Friday: "He is a weak and unethical slimeball who was, as time has proven, a terrible Director of the FBI. His handling of the Crooked Hillary Clinton case, and the events surrounding it, will go down as one of the worst "botch jobs" of history. It was my great honor to fire James Comey!"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19583 on: April 13, 2018, 10:13:47 AM »
In April of ‘18 ? Kinda. Certainly not trump lovers
Trump lovers are just like HRC lovers. Don't count either of these head buried in the sand groups!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19584 on: April 13, 2018, 10:15:30 AM »
This poll does not represent what Americans feel. Sorry CM & MSN. Nice try

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19585 on: April 13, 2018, 10:18:34 AM »
WOW someone missed math 101.

If you want to play with numbers 68% believe Comey over Trump or are nutrual.  ::)
What are you trying to say, that Trump has a credibility problem? We know that already. His relationship with the truth is a t best casual. When someone can't get a majority of Americans to say he is more credible than someone like Trump the guy has a serious credibility issue.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19586 on: April 13, 2018, 10:21:15 AM »
This poll does not represent what Americans feel. Sorry CM & MSN. Nice try
1 - I agree as it is actually worse for Trump. Recent elections have proven this as Trump backed individuals all lost in red states they should have won.
2 - This is not a CM & MSN poll. It is a Post-ABC poll.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19587 on: April 13, 2018, 10:24:15 AM »
What are you trying to say, that Trump has a credibility problem? We know that already. His relationship with the truth is a t best casual. When someone can't get a majority of Americans to say he is more credible than someone like Trump the guy has a serious credibility issue.
You are playing with numbers. Americans believe Comey over Trump by a landslide!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19588 on: April 13, 2018, 10:27:19 AM »
You are playing with numbers.
That is true. I am not discussing the comparison at all. We all know that you can't believe a word Trump says. He better win by a landslide against Trump. That he could not get a majority of Amercians to say that he has more credibility that a liar like Trump speaks volumes about his own credibility problem.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19589 on: April 13, 2018, 10:30:46 AM »
2 - This is not a CM & MSN poll. It is a Post-ABC poll.
From MSN “the broad public mandate” “a clear majority blah blah” but no mention of %’s D’s vs R’s polled. Worthless poll

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19590 on: April 13, 2018, 10:31:40 AM »
That is true. I am not discussing the comparison at all. We all know that you can't believe a word Trump says. He better win by a landslide against Trump. That he could not get a majority of Amercians to say that he has more credibility that a liar like Trump speaks volumes about his own credibility problem.
You don't understand basic math. Here is what you said:
That means that most Americans are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible than him.
#fakenews
68% of Americans are either unsure or feel that Comey is more trustworthy than him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19591 on: April 13, 2018, 10:33:29 AM »
Who believes polls these days? Didn't 2016 teach us anything? It's all BS.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19592 on: April 13, 2018, 10:33:41 AM »
You don't understand basic math. Here is what you said:
That means that most Americans are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible than him.
#fakenews
68% of Americans are either unsure or feel that Comey is more credible than him.

Maybe get YOUR math straight before contradicting others.

Why are those contradictory? The unsure get counted in both statements. 52% of Americans are either unsure or feel Trump is more credible.
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« Reply #19593 on: April 13, 2018, 10:34:13 AM »
From MSN “the broad public mandate” “a clear majority blah blah” but no mention of %’s D’s vs R’s polled. Worthless poll
Since people self identify those numbers are in themselves a part of the poll.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19594 on: April 13, 2018, 10:37:52 AM »
Maybe get YOUR math straight before contradicting others.

Why are those contradictory? The unsure get counted in both statements. 52% of Americans are either unsure or feel Trump is more credible.
Do you understand simple math? You cant take a negative add it to something neutral and then say it is a positive. You have to be kidding me.

Here is what the poll says: 52% of Americans are either unsure or feel Trump is LESS credible.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19595 on: April 13, 2018, 10:38:35 AM »

Do majority of Americans feel that sexual misconduct should be investigated when it’s an R but not when it’s a D ?

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« Reply #19596 on: April 13, 2018, 10:39:16 AM »
Do you understand simple math? You cant take a negative add it to something neutral and then say it is a positive. You have to be kidding me.
Positive to who? I only see negatives to people in that poll.
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« Reply #19597 on: April 13, 2018, 10:40:11 AM »
Who believes polls these days? Didn't 2016 teach us anything? It's all BS.
If it’s anti-R they’ll fall hook line & sinker for it.
Every. Single. Time.

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« Reply #19598 on: April 13, 2018, 10:41:09 AM »
Do majority of Americans feel that sexual misconduct should be investigated when it’s an R but not when it’s a D ?
There are some who feel that it should be investigated about both and some who feel it should not be investigated about either. Then there are those who feel it shoul be investigated when it is about someone they oppose. Now add the numbers together.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19599 on: April 13, 2018, 10:43:33 AM »
Who believes polls these days? Didn't 2016 teach us anything? It's all BS.
Any time you want to bet against the poll you know where to find me. Yes polls get it wrong a minority of the time. An overwhelming amount of the time they get it right.
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