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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852611 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19620 on: April 13, 2018, 12:57:33 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 12:54:54 PM
I never came to that conclusion
You said it. Do you understand English?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19621 on: April 13, 2018, 12:58:21 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 12:57:33 PM
You said it. Do you understand English?  :)
Again you leave out the either or
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19622 on: April 13, 2018, 01:01:45 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 12:58:21 PM
Again you leave out the either or
With or without "or" you said it. There is no way you can use the data in the poll and come to the conclusion "OR" statement that Trump is more credible than him. Crow is not that bad. Just take your serving like a man and be done with it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19623 on: April 13, 2018, 01:08:28 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:01:45 PM
With or without "or" you said it. There is no way you can use the data in the poll and come to the conclusion "OR" statement that Trump is more credible than him. Crow is not that bad. Just take your serving like a man and be done with it.
That was data straight from the poll anyhow not a conclusion. if 32% feel Trump is more credible and 20% are unsure then 52% are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible. That means that Comey's credibility SUCKS. Trumps is even worse.

I never came to the conclusion you are trying to make it sound that I concluded. I was talking only about Comey. Leave it to you to make everything about Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19624 on: April 13, 2018, 01:11:02 PM »
I think the two of you should take this fight outside. And get a full time job :).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19625 on: April 13, 2018, 01:11:47 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 01:08:28 PM
That was data straight from the poll anyhow not a conclusion. if 32% feel Trump is more credible and 20% are unsure then 52% are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible. That means that Comey's credibility SUCKS. Trumps is even worse.
You cant add netrual votes into positive votes. What part of math or English don't you understand? Trying to say Trump is more credible in any way shape or form is wrong!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19626 on: April 13, 2018, 01:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on April 13, 2018, 01:11:02 PM
I think the two of you should take this fight outside. And get a full time job :).
Second part is to late for me.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19627 on: April 13, 2018, 01:12:57 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:11:47 PM
You cant add netrual votes into positive votes. What part of math or English don't you understand? Trying to say Trump is more credible in any way shape or form is wrong!!!
Positive votes? Who said anything about positive votes? Of course trump is not more credible. He wouldn't know the truth if it hit him in the face!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19628 on: April 13, 2018, 01:15:27 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 01:12:57 PM
Positive votes? Who said anything about positive votes? Of course trump is not more credible. He wouldn't know the truth if it hit him in the face!
You added his 32% positive votes with the x% non-votes to come up with the conclusion/statement that he is more credible. That is not understand basic math or how polls work.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19629 on: April 13, 2018, 01:16:20 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:15:27 PM
You added his 32% positive votes with the x% non-votes to come up with the conclusion/statement that he is more credible. That is not understand basic math or how polls work.
If I would have come to that conclusion you would be right. Fortunately I had nothing positive to say about Trump at all.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19630 on: April 13, 2018, 01:17:02 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:15:27 PM
You added his 32% positive votes with the x% non-votes to come up with the conclusion/statement that he is more credible. That is not understand basic math or how polls work.
You either completely missed his point or you're trolling, I think it's the latter.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19631 on: April 13, 2018, 01:20:06 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on April 13, 2018, 01:17:02 PM
You either completely missed his point or you're trolling, I think it's the latter.
Stop being a sheep.  ::)
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« Reply #19632 on: April 13, 2018, 01:20:49 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on April 13, 2018, 01:17:02 PM
You either completely missed his point or you're trolling, I think it's the latter.
lol
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19633 on: April 13, 2018, 01:24:10 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 01:16:20 PM
If I would have come to that conclusion you would be right.
Is this a statement, conclusion or something else?
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 09:58:11 AM
That means that most Americans are either unsure or feel that Trump is more credible than him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19634 on: April 13, 2018, 01:25:13 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:24:10 PM
Is this a statement, conclusion or something else?
The bold part only?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19635 on: April 13, 2018, 01:25:46 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:20:06 PM
Stop being a sheep.  ::)
I've been reading this conversation, and you keep going in circles saying the same stupid thing. He never said Trump is credible, all he's saying is that if you're comparing Comey to Trump, and Comey can't get 50% of a Dem leaning group to say he's more credible, then he has serious credibility issues.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19636 on: April 13, 2018, 01:30:07 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on April 13, 2018, 01:25:46 PM
I've been reading this conversation, and you keep going in circles saying the same stupid thing. He never said Trump is credible, all he's saying is that if you're comparing Comey to Trump, and Comey can't get 50% of a Dem leaning group to say he's more credible, then he has serious credibility issues.
He said Trump is more credible than him. Him is not Comey?  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19637 on: April 13, 2018, 01:30:57 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 01:25:13 PM
The bold part only?
Yes, what made you say that? What is it based on?
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« Reply #19638 on: April 13, 2018, 01:31:59 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on April 13, 2018, 01:30:57 PM
Yes, what made you say that? What is it based on?
That is not the conclusion of the poll that is just the opinion of @ilherman
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19639 on: April 13, 2018, 01:32:32 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 13, 2018, 01:31:59 PM
That is not the conclusion of the poll that is just the opinion of @ilherman
LOL, the @ilherman I will agree with.
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