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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 819633 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19665 on: April 16, 2018, 09:53:48 AM »
What did he say? I was on the craps table all night.  :)
you are going to need to look around for a writeup on his interview with Stephanopolous (no shock first one is with a Clinton hack)
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19666 on: April 16, 2018, 09:56:31 AM »
you are going to need to look around for a writeup on his interview with Stephanopolous (no shock first one is with a Clinton hack)
Think I will pass.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19667 on: April 16, 2018, 10:04:20 AM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19668 on: April 16, 2018, 04:07:07 PM »
oh boy CM is going to have a field day

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19669 on: April 16, 2018, 04:34:43 PM »
oh boy CM is going to have a field day
Yup

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19670 on: April 16, 2018, 08:21:36 PM »
So Cohen is Hannity's attorney.

What's the breaking news?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19671 on: April 16, 2018, 08:46:16 PM »
oh boy CM is going to have a field day
Yup
Having to much fun in LAS to worry about Hannity and his nutcase followers. I should right a TR about casino hopping.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19672 on: April 16, 2018, 08:49:26 PM »
Cohen has one specialty... burying "indiscretions". Usually with bullying and intimidation. Which means that the tzaddik hannity.....needs his services. Which makes  the Fox, the "voice of moral majority" the home of .....Ailes, and O' Reilly, and hmmmm.....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19673 on: April 16, 2018, 08:52:32 PM »
Usually with bullying and intimidation
You forgot $$$,$$$

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19674 on: April 16, 2018, 08:55:02 PM »
What's the breaking news?
That if you ever used him as your attorney the feds have your file. They took everyting

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19675 on: April 16, 2018, 09:12:56 PM »
That if you ever used him as your attorney the feds have your file. They took everyting
Then attorney privilege really is dead.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19676 on: April 16, 2018, 09:15:17 PM »
Then attorney privilege really is dead.
yup. They’re fighting in court who gets to look through everything first.
Although who's to say nobody looked through (or copied) it yet ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19677 on: April 16, 2018, 09:24:23 PM »
And of course the fight is being presided over by the “Love Judge”. Can’t make this stuff up

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19678 on: April 16, 2018, 09:30:55 PM »
800 posts off...where was the last stop?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19679 on: April 17, 2018, 12:35:13 AM »
Short summery of the last 400 posts....

1. While I thought that Trump was an idiot to tweet about attacking Syria ( "smart") it seems like he ( ahem the Pentagon )  really played the Russians big time...

2. Trump's reasons for being tough on Syria probably was A. He wants to prove that he's tough on Russia B. He's a showman...it's in his DNA to launch a strike. But bottom line is delivered a response ( one of BO's foreign policy failures)

3. I don't think anyone ( normal ) believes that Trump isn't a liar (the best and biggest ) liar, but he was elected even after everyone knew it. But to make Comey a saint when by all accounts he botched up the entire Hillary investigation by bringing it public to begin with... And then go on a public tour because he believes that Trump isn't fit to be president?? ( A whole lot of ppl believe that btw...) Like that's going to get rid Trump...it's his sweet revenge...finger sizes and how tall he feels...and yup his hair seems real...

4. I don't get why even if Michael Cohens raid was warranted to investigate Russian Collusion, why in the world are they looking into the Stormy story?

5. Sean Hannity- whether it's true or not it's great political fodder and he will have more pushback when defending Trump etc.