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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860745 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19880 on: April 29, 2018, 11:28:51 PM »
Do you see that as the rule or the exception?
I didn't see all of them but parts of this one crossed the line. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise as we have a president that does the same.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19881 on: April 30, 2018, 12:13:55 AM »
I didn't see all of them but parts of this one crossed the line. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise as we have a president that does the same.
I didn't see it at all only read some tidbits, but she definitely should be called out for it ( at least the first time...after that we can get numb... )

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19882 on: April 30, 2018, 12:17:41 AM »
...after that we can get numb...
That is the problem. You shouldn't ever get numb. Just like Trumps lies, you should be outraged at every one of them.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19883 on: April 30, 2018, 09:10:33 AM »

Correct. But he deserves the credit for the progress. A few months ago everyone was blaming Trump for the inevitable WW3...
FTFY
There has been so-called progress before. There will be plenty of time for credit if and when it happens.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19884 on: April 30, 2018, 09:20:14 AM »
Well Moon feels trump deserves a Nobel for it.
...and?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19885 on: April 30, 2018, 09:21:01 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19886 on: April 30, 2018, 09:26:52 AM »
What is the question?
:)

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2018 is to be awarded to President Donald Trump for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Trump's vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

Trump has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Trump's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.

Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Trump captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population.

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Trump is now the world's leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Trump's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges."

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19887 on: April 30, 2018, 09:38:03 AM »
:)

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2018 is to be awarded to President Donald Trump for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Trump's vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

Trump has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Trump's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.

Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Trump captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population.

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Trump is now the world's leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Trump's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges."

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Copy paste from Obama? At least 95% of that doesn't apply to Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19888 on: April 30, 2018, 09:41:47 AM »
Copy paste from Obama? At least 95% of that doesn't apply to Trump.
Only 95%?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19890 on: April 30, 2018, 09:46:19 AM »
At least.
It should be at least 99%.  :P

Anyway I would have liked to be a fly on the wall when he watch the WHCD.

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a failure last year, but this year was an embarrassment to everyone associated with it. The filthy “comedian” totally bombed (couldn’t even deliver her lines-much like the Seth Meyers weak performance). Put Dinner to rest, or start over!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19891 on: April 30, 2018, 11:46:22 AM »
Anyone watch Michelle Wolf at the WHCD? One word "vile".
Her comments proved divisive among journalists. Some joined conservative commentators in voicing that Wolf went too far, particularly in her jokes aimed at Sanders.

Celebrities and a number of other journalists have defended Wolf, arguing that she did what she was hired to do in roasting the current administration. Others pointed out that the president has made vulgar remarks and pushed conspiracy theories without apologizing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19892 on: April 30, 2018, 12:01:26 PM »
Her comments proved divisive among journalists. Some joined conservative commentators in voicing that Wolf went too far, particularly in her jokes aimed at Sanders.

Celebrities and a number of other journalists have defended Wolf, arguing that she did what she was hired to do in roasting the current administration. Others pointed out that the president has made vulgar remarks and pushed conspiracy theories without apologizing.
I don't get the uproar over the Sanders jokes. They were some of the tamest and cleanest of the bunch.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19893 on: April 30, 2018, 12:42:28 PM »
That is the problem. You shouldn't ever get numb. Just like Trumps lies, you should be outraged at every one of them.
But at the point I can understand when ppl don't point it out every time.
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Even if actual peace was made Trump would never get a Nobel Peace Prize...

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« Reply #19894 on: April 30, 2018, 01:16:15 PM »
But at the point I can understand when ppl don't point it out every time.Even if actual peace was made Trump would never get a Nobel Peace Prize...
Of course not. They don't care about peace only the fluff they wrote about BO.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19895 on: April 30, 2018, 01:43:25 PM »
Quite a  scoop by Bibi.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19896 on: April 30, 2018, 02:03:49 PM »
Of course not. They don't care about peace only the fluff they wrote about BO.
Are you pro-Trump, anti-BO or just both?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19897 on: April 30, 2018, 02:35:51 PM »


Even if actual peace was made Trump would never get a Nobel Peace Prize...



Of course not. They don't care about peace only the fluff they wrote about BO.



Are you pro-Trump, anti-BO or just both?

Do you disagree?

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« Reply #19898 on: April 30, 2018, 02:36:18 PM »
Quite a  scoop by Bibi.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19899 on: April 30, 2018, 02:58:49 PM »
Are you pro-Trump, anti-BO or just both?
I am mixed on Trump, more towards anti on BO. Either way, this is total stupidity as far as peace is concerned. Where was the last place that the UN of all places created peace?

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The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2018 is to be awarded to President Donald Trump for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Trump's vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

Trump has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Trump's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.

Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Trump captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population.

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Trump is now the world's leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Trump's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges."

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