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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860160 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19920 on: April 30, 2018, 08:16:35 PM »
Based on the ddf poll Hilary comes in 2nd or 3rd in place, mikimouse is counted?
(if you ask what difference it makes its just as important as all other posts in this thread)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19921 on: April 30, 2018, 08:18:50 PM »
Based on the ddc poll Hilary comes in 2nd or 3rd in place, mikimouse is counted?
(if you ask what difference it makes its just as important as all other posts in this thread)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19923 on: May 01, 2018, 12:18:17 PM »
How do you say obstruction of justice?  :)

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/muellers-questions-for-trump-leaked-to-nyt-in-latest-unexplained-disclosure-from-russia-probe/ar-AAwAk5N?ocid=ientp

...and Trumps idiotic response: "So disgraceful that the questions concerning the Russian Witch Hunt were “leaked” to the media. No questions on Collusion. Oh, I see...you have a made up, phony crime, Collusion, that never existed, and an investigation begun with illegally leaked classified information. Nice!" Trump tweeted
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19924 on: May 01, 2018, 12:30:38 PM »
How do you say obstruction of justice?  :)

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/muellers-questions-for-trump-leaked-to-nyt-in-latest-unexplained-disclosure-from-russia-probe/ar-AAwAk5N?ocid=ientp

...and Trumps idiotic response: "So disgraceful that the questions concerning the Russian Witch Hunt were “leaked” to the media. No questions on Collusion. Oh, I see...you have a made up, phony crime, Collusion, that never existed, and an investigation begun with illegally leaked classified information. Nice!" Trump tweeted
So far the everything is pointing to no collusion, and now the special council needs to justify itself, so he's fishing for an excuse to charge someone with obstruction of justice. It's quite telling, the fact that the questions don't include anything about collusion.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19925 on: May 01, 2018, 12:45:13 PM »
Except that there are questions about collusion with Russia, but lets not let facts get in the way.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/30/us/politics/questions-mueller-wants-to-ask-trump-russia.html
Campaign Coordination With Russia
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Donald Trump Jr. arranged a meeting with a Russian lawyer at Trump Tower in June 2016.CreditLeah Millis/Reuters

    When did you become aware of the Trump Tower meeting?

This and other questions relate to a June 9, 2016, meeting at Trump Tower with a Russian lawyer who offered political dirt about Mrs. Clinton. Mr. Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., arranged the meeting. He said he did not tell his father about it when it happened.

    What involvement did you have in the communication strategy, including the release of Donald Trump Jr.’s emails?

When The Times found out about the meeting, Mr. Trump helped draft a misleading statement in his son’s name, omitting the true purpose of the meeting. After The Times obtained the younger Mr. Trump’s emails, he published them on Twitter.

    During a 2013 trip to Russia, what communication and relationships did you have with the Agalarovs and Russian government officials?

The Trump Tower meeting was arranged through the Russian singer Emin Agalarov, his billionaire father, Aras Agalarov, and a music promoter. Mr. Mueller is scrutinizing the nature of connections between the Agalarovs, Mr. Trump and Russian officials.

    What communication did you have with Michael D. Cohen, Felix Sater and others, including foreign nationals, about Russian real estate developments during the campaign?

Mr. Mueller is referring to a failed effort to build a Trump Tower in Moscow. Mr. Sater, a business associate, proposed the idea to Mr. Cohen, the longtime personal lawyer to Mr. Trump. Emails show that Mr. Sater believed that the project would showcase Mr. Trump’s deal-making acumen and propel him into the presidency.

    What discussions did you have during the campaign regarding any meeting with Mr. Putin? Did you discuss it with others?

Journalists and lawmakers have uncovered several examples of Russian officials trying, through intermediaries, to arrange a meeting between Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin. Senior campaign officials rejected some overtures, but Mr. Trump’s involvement has been a mystery.

    What discussions did you have during the campaign regarding Russian sanctions?

Even as the Obama administration stepped up sanctions on Russia, Mr. Trump struck a laudatory tone toward Mr. Putin.

    What involvement did you have concerning platform changes regarding arming Ukraine?

A portion of the Republican platform was changed in a way more favorable to Russia.

    During the campaign, what did you know about Russian hacking, use of social media or other acts aimed at the campaign?

This is a key question. Mr. Trump praised the release of hacked Democratic emails and called on Russia to find others. Mr. Mueller’s investigation has unearthed evidence that at least one member of Mr. Trump’s campaign — George Papadopoulos — was told that Russia had obtained compromising emails about Mrs. Clinton. But Mr. Trump has repeatedly said there was “no collusion” with the Russian government.

    What knowledge did you have of any outreach by your campaign, including by Paul Manafort, to Russia about potential assistance to the campaign?

This is one of the most intriguing questions on the list. It is not clear whether Mr. Mueller knows something new, but there is no publicly available information linking Mr. Manafort, the former campaign chairman, to such outreach. So his inclusion here is significant. Mr. Manafort’s longtime colleague, Rick Gates, is cooperating with Mr. Mueller.

    What did you know about communication between Roger Stone, his associates, Julian Assange or WikiLeaks?

Mr. Stone, a longtime adviser, claimed to have inside information from WikiLeaks, which published hacked Democratic emails. He appeared to predict future releases, and was in touch with a Twitter account used by Russian intelligence. This question, along with the next two, show that Mr. Mueller is still investigating possible campaign cooperation with Russia.

    What did you know during the transition about an attempt to establish back-channel communication to Russia, and Jared Kushner’s efforts?

Mr. Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law, has testified that the Russian ambassador proposed getting Mr. Flynn in contact with Russian officials to discuss Syria. In response, Mr. Kushner said, he proposed using secure phones inside the Russian Embassy — a highly unusual suggestion that was not accepted.

    What do you know about a 2017 meeting in Seychelles involving Erik Prince?

The meeting was convened by Mohammed bin Zayed Al-Nahyan of the United Arab Emirates. It brought Mr. Prince, an informal adviser to Mr. Trump’s team, together with a Russian investor close to Mr. Putin.

    What do you know about a Ukrainian peace proposal provided to Mr. Cohen in 2017?

Mr. Cohen, the lawyer, hand-delivered to the White House a peace proposal for Ukraine and Russia. This unusual bit of backdoor diplomacy is of interest because it involved a Ukrainian lawmaker who said he was being encouraged by Mr. Putin’s aides. Mr. Cohen has said he did not discuss the proposal with Mr. Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19926 on: May 01, 2018, 01:27:55 PM »
So far the everything is pointing to no collusion, and now the special council needs to justify itself, so he's fishing for an excuse to charge someone with obstruction of justice. It's quite telling, the fact that the questions don't include anything about collusion.
You really need to wake up. Collision is Trumps story line. It is already proven Trump junior met with an agent of the Russian government to get dirt on HRC. Mueller doesn't care about that crap. What Mueller wants to know is why Trump put out that false story about it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19928 on: May 01, 2018, 02:08:33 PM »
 at how many pages will this thread end? ::)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19929 on: May 01, 2018, 02:12:17 PM »
at how many pages will this thread end? ::)
Only one way to end this thread, LOCK HIM UP!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19930 on: May 01, 2018, 02:17:51 PM »
Only one way to end this thread, LOCK HIM UP!!!  :)
or use up all possible different word combinations in the english language :-X

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19931 on: May 01, 2018, 02:21:46 PM »
or use up all possible different word combinations in the english language :-X
We can always just make words/things (alternative facts) up like the Trumpsters!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19932 on: May 01, 2018, 02:24:37 PM »
We can always just make words/things (alternative facts) up like the Trumpsters!  :)
or like my toddler ;) (no one really understands her but i dont think that ever stopped you)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19934 on: May 01, 2018, 02:32:27 PM »
Why would they do that?
Because idiot Trump thinks the questions show he is in the clear. Have you noticed any leaks are only when information has to be shared with others lawyers? So far not one leak can be shown to come from Mueller or his team.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19936 on: May 02, 2018, 12:27:03 PM »
Now Trump is switching to setup and trap. News Flash: You can't setup or trap someone telling the truth!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19937 on: May 02, 2018, 12:40:49 PM »
Another one bites the dust. This time the great baseball player.  :)
ETA: Trump bringing on an impeachment lawyer. No reason to wait until the last minute!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19938 on: May 02, 2018, 12:57:54 PM »
Now Trump is switching to setup and trap. News Flash: You can't setup or trap someone telling the truth!!!
Fact check: false
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19939 on: May 02, 2018, 01:01:34 PM »
Fact check: false
Fact checked your fact check: false!!!  :P
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