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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3865249 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20160 on: May 06, 2018, 08:28:33 PM »
Stop being stupid
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20161 on: May 06, 2018, 08:40:48 PM »


What am I missing?



When people discuss MSM in general in this context they are referring to the vast majority of media outlets which are biased anti-Trump. Are there exceptions? Yes. That doesn't make the generality false.

I thought this was pretty clear.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20162 on: May 06, 2018, 08:42:16 PM »
I thought this was pretty clear.
As was this.
Most are Trumpsters so we can both see why they would want to do it. That doesn't make it correct.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20163 on: May 06, 2018, 08:49:56 PM »
As was this.
Yeah, your "ability" to spot "Trumpsters" based on people's views of MSM bias is as accurate as your self professed expertise in firearms.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20164 on: May 06, 2018, 08:52:04 PM »
Yeah, your "ability" to spot "Trumpsters" based on people's views of MSM bias is as accurate as your self professed expertise in firearms.
I guess you haven't read many post in this thread. I can spot a Trumpster easier than a know nothing about guns like you.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20165 on: May 07, 2018, 07:55:02 AM »
He needs to get rid of this guy. He is worse than you know who with his stupid statements.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/giuliani-trump-would-have-had-lawyer-pay-off-more-women-if-necessary/ar-AAwPVcB?ocid=ientp
my theory is that the trump legal team are brainstorming for ways out of this mess and are crowdsourcing from the public for the legal difficulties in each version, so by the time they get to Mueller they have a story for him which is legally airtight for all involved.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20166 on: May 07, 2018, 08:05:09 AM »
my theory is that the trump legal team are brainstorming for ways out of this mess and are crowdsourcing from the public for the legal difficulties in each version, so by the time they get to Mueller they have a story for him which is legally airtight for all involved.
If that is the case then he needs a new legal team.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20167 on: May 07, 2018, 09:25:49 AM »
The irony when the defendant is the one pushing the case forward, and the prosecutor is trying to delay.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/30303/muellers-russian-troll-farm-indictment-could-face-ryan-saavedra
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20168 on: May 07, 2018, 10:09:56 AM »
The irony when the defendant is the one pushing the case forward, and the prosecutor is trying to delay.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/30303/muellers-russian-troll-farm-indictment-could-face-ryan-saavedra
You can feel that it is ironic, but this stuff happens all the time and is a common tactic when there is classified info involved.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20169 on: May 07, 2018, 10:17:04 AM »
The irony when the defendant is the one pushing the case forward, and the prosecutor is trying to delay.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/30303/muellers-russian-troll-farm-indictment-could-face-ryan-saavedra
One simple question. Do you believe Trump knew nothing about the payment until a few days ago?
I have no way of knowing.
I did not ask if you knew, I asked if you believe. If you don't understand basic English I can explain the difference in the two words if you want but we both know that is not necessary. Now please answer the question that I asked you!!!
I don't know. Is that better?
I am not asking if you know. You don't know there is a G-d but you believe there is one I would hope.
Lets use this simple definition of believe for this question.
accept something as true; feel sure of the truth of
Now please answer the question.

They you tried to switch so you wouldn't have to answer the question.
Do you believe I own a house?
Do you?
If you tell me you own a house I would believe you.
See that wasn't hard at all.  :)
Now you want to answer the question?
You didn't answer my question, it's a yes or no question.
You are not giving me nothing to base it on. Trump has made hundreds of statements on the subject. 
I have nothing to base it on but I will still answer your question, no.
Now please stop with your nonsense and answer the question.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20172 on: May 07, 2018, 11:56:25 AM »
So what important threats to national security were behind the redactions?

Some longer commentary explaining all of this by a (conservative) former Asst. US Attorney. In general he has been even handed regarding Trump and has offered plenty of criticism as well.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/05/russia-report-redactions-cover-fbi-missteps/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20175 on: May 07, 2018, 12:25:01 PM »
He summed up the argument of the Special Counsel’s Office as, "We said this was what [the] investigation was about, but we are not bound by it and we were lying."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20178 on: May 07, 2018, 12:27:32 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20179 on: May 07, 2018, 12:28:45 PM »
#fakenews!!!
You have anything to back that up?
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