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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2664184 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2040 on: August 15, 2016, 10:51:24 PM »
The man won't last simply because he's not capable waking up day after day with grim poll numbers and put up a smile.
I say he jumps ship in less then a month.
Mark me down.
Going out on a real limb there

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2041 on: August 16, 2016, 12:06:42 AM »


The man won't last simply because he's not capable waking up day after day with grim poll numbers and put up a smile.
I say he jumps ship in less then a month.

Mark me down.
Will do
(spoiler: he'll be wrong)
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2042 on: August 16, 2016, 12:52:06 AM »
Will do
(spoiler: he'll be wrong)
As a Clinton voter I'm all for him staying in. I just don't see him maning up with grim poll numbers daily.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2043 on: August 16, 2016, 01:05:05 AM »


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2044 on: August 16, 2016, 02:58:05 AM »
An interesting article about the role of Trump's kids
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/08/22/ivanka-trump-and-jared-kushners-power-play

Kushner's parents were THE biggest donors to Hillary's 2000 Senate campaign?

You know, there are a lot of conspiracy theories flying around in this election but the one that seems MOST credible right now is that Trump put himself up as a "tomato can" (to use boxing terminology) in order to allow an unlikable candidate to win.

The only reason I sort of doubt this theory is because I don't think anybody really thought he was going to win the primary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2045 on: August 16, 2016, 06:44:49 AM »
Many here are registered in NY, so we get to sit this one out with a free conscience, knowing our vote is irrelevant anyways.
Very bad attitude. Ever vote counts except in Chicago where they count twice.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2046 on: August 16, 2016, 07:37:42 AM »
Seriously, how do people not understand this? This isn't a binary decision.

Are you sure its the other people who don't understand?  Unless you think Mickey actually has a shot at winning, which I would disagree with you on.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2047 on: August 16, 2016, 08:12:25 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2048 on: August 16, 2016, 09:26:07 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2049 on: August 16, 2016, 10:33:20 AM »
More people are clicking on Trump?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2050 on: August 16, 2016, 10:41:50 AM »
How do you explain this poll?

http://abcnewsgo.co/2016/08/abc-live-poll-who-are-you-voting-for/

Not exactly scientific.
All you need is /r/the_donald to link to it and you have 80,000 votes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2051 on: August 16, 2016, 11:07:47 AM »
Not exactly scientific.
All you need is /r/the_donald to link to it and you have 80,000 votes.
Or Drudge to to put it on the site.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2052 on: August 16, 2016, 11:27:59 AM »
Very bad attitude. Ever vote counts except in Chicago where they count twice.
Well,  Chicago's population is dwindling to the tune of 100 people a weekend

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2053 on: August 16, 2016, 12:02:10 PM »
What do all of you think about Trump's foreign policy speech?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2054 on: August 16, 2016, 01:31:41 PM »
Very bad attitude. Ever vote counts except in Chicago where they count twice.

It's not the vote that counts, but who counts the votes.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2056 on: August 16, 2016, 01:56:05 PM »
Fake website
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2057 on: August 16, 2016, 09:29:50 PM »
Fake website
I was wondering! The articles are all ridiculously pro Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2058 on: August 16, 2016, 09:32:06 PM »
#HillarysStools Once you notice it...

Question is what does she do now? She can't possibly continue using the stools, but if the theories are right, she can't stand for long periods of time. Quandry.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2059 on: August 16, 2016, 10:06:37 PM »
#HillarysStools Once you notice it...

Question is what does she do now? She can't possibly continue using the stools, but if the theories are right, she can't stand for long periods of time. Quandry.
She'll continue to use them. She's almost 70.