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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20520 on: May 24, 2018, 05:25:44 PM »
I am amazed you all forget NK's history. This has been their MO forever. They gave back hostages before.

We have a president that acted like a kid in a candy store. The problem is the candy is not real. Are you all that naïve?

I would love to see him act like this toward Iran and sit back and watch all the hypocrites!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20521 on: May 24, 2018, 05:49:24 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on May 24, 2018, 01:26:57 PM
Now that Trump walked away, they lost some of their leverage.
Do you not understand NK walked away from this? Trump is trying to save face.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20522 on: May 24, 2018, 06:17:25 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20523 on: May 24, 2018, 06:19:39 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on May 24, 2018, 06:17:25 PM
I can't believe anyone is still posting tweets from Adams unironically.
One thing I can tell you is that he is a bird of feather with Trump. He has predicted his actions almost perfectly. And yes, walking away at least once before closing a deal actually is straight out of the book. Is that happening here? Remains to be seen.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20524 on: May 24, 2018, 06:43:55 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 24, 2018, 06:19:39 PM
One thing I can tell you is that he is a bird of feather with Trump. He has predicted his actions almost perfectly. And yes, walking away at least once before closing a deal actually is straight out of the book. Is that happening here? Remains to be seen.
His book is garbage!!! He didn't walk away, they did.
That's like you firing one of your employees and the employee says you cant fire me I quit.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20525 on: May 24, 2018, 06:48:09 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 06:43:55 PM
His book is garbage!!! He didn't walk away, they did.
That's like you firing one of your employees and the employee says you cant fire me I quit.
It definitely is garbage if you are looking to get ideas to use from it but it is a playbook to expect almost every stupidity he does. Trump is actually pretty predictable.

Naah. This is no worse, maybe better than what Iran was doing while Obama just kept on going and didn't let anything stop him even now. How did NK walk away? They are testing the waters to see how much they can push him. Trump didn't walk away either.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20526 on: May 24, 2018, 06:51:26 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 05:25:44 PM
I am amazed you all forget NK's history. This has been their MO forever. They gave back hostages before.
With Bill Clinton actually coming down... Either way it caused him to release 3 prisoners, why would it bother me?
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 05:25:44 PM
We have a president that acted like a kid in a candy store. The problem is the candy is not real. Are you all that naïve?
Why is he wrong for trying? If NK offered a deal, released prisoners, destroyed the site?
You wanted an Iranian deal, why not work on a NK deal?
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 05:25:44 PM
I would love to see him act like this toward Iran and sit back and watch all the hypocrites!!!  :)

Not sure I'm understanding. I don't remember Iran ever trying to be that conciliatory towards the US.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20527 on: May 24, 2018, 06:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on May 24, 2018, 06:51:26 PM
With Bill Clinton actually coming down... Either way it caused him to release 3 prisoners, why would it bother me?Why is he wrong for trying? If NK offered a deal, released prisoners, destroyed the site?
You wanted an Iranian deal, why not work on a NK deal?
Not sure I'm understanding. I don't remember Iran ever trying to be that conciliatory towards the US.
I am all for a NK deal just as I was for an Iran deal. I don't trust either of them and would never call either "honorable".

If Trump was falling all over Iran and believing their BS just about every member here would be going crazy. Like I said hypocrites. If you don't still understand then you don't want to understand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20528 on: May 24, 2018, 06:58:55 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 05:49:24 PM
Do you not understand NK walked away from this? Trump is trying to save face.
No why should I understand that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20529 on: May 24, 2018, 07:01:31 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 24, 2018, 06:48:09 PM
How did NK walk away?
FOX is reporting a US team went their last week and no one from NK would meet with them. They also reported NK is not even returning calls. Trump is like a jilted boyfriend that can't take a hint.

Like I said before watch out for China. They can broker a deal between SK/NK and be the hero.

I expect NK now to pretend they still want the meeting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20530 on: May 24, 2018, 07:01:36 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 06:57:16 PM
I am all for a NK deal just as I was for an Iran deal. I don't trust either of them and would never call either "honorable".

If Trump was falling all over Iran and believing their BS just about every member here would be going crazy. Like I said hypocrites. If you don't still understand then you don't want to understand.

I have no issue with Trump wanting to make a deal with Iran. In fact I hope that he does, just a better one.

I would like to know why you believe that "every member here" is against the concept of a deal
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20531 on: May 24, 2018, 07:01:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 06:57:16 PM
I am all for a NK deal just as I was for an Iran deal. I don't trust either of them and would never call either "honorable".

If Trump was falling all over Iran and believing their BS just about every member here would be going crazy. Like I said hypocrites. If you don't still understand then you don't want to understand.
If his words would actually mean anything then maybe. Since they don't this is not falling over anyone.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20532 on: May 24, 2018, 07:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on May 24, 2018, 06:58:55 PM
No why should I understand that?
Have you watched the news the last two weeks. The only ones that believed this meeting was going to happen have their head buried in the sand. I hope I am 100% wrong and will gladly eat crow. So far I have been right on everything.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20533 on: May 24, 2018, 07:07:58 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 24, 2018, 07:01:43 PM
If his words would actually mean anything then maybe. Since they don't this is not falling over anyone.
He believes them and that is sad for our country. You love to blast former presidents but when it comes to Trump all you do is make excuses for him.

We are looking like fools to the rest of the country. Why in the world would NK make any deal where they have to give up the only thing they have, nukes?
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« Reply #20534 on: May 24, 2018, 07:10:13 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 07:07:58 PM
He believes them and that is sad for our country. You love to blast former presidents but when it comes to Trump all you do is make excuses for him.

We are looking like fools to the rest of the country. Why in the world would NK make any deal where they have to give up the only thing they have, nukes?
Yes, it is very sad for our country that Trump is president. I can't stand the guy. You seem to feel that I am saying something positive about him when I write that his words are meaningless. I am not.

Why woyuld they make such a deal? For economic benefits
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20535 on: May 24, 2018, 07:12:12 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 24, 2018, 07:10:13 PM
Why woyuld they make such a deal? For economic benefits
That's the whole thing. They don't need the US for economic benefits. China can provide that.
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« Reply #20536 on: May 24, 2018, 07:14:55 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 07:12:12 PM
That's the whole thing. They don't need the US for economic benefits. China can provide that.
Not if the US prevents it. How can they prevent it? By sanctioning Chinese companies. They almost put one big one out of business. That is great leverage against China. Trump is now allowing it to stay just barely afloat. In a very short amount of time US sanctions can kill that and any other chinese company doing business with NK
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20537 on: May 24, 2018, 07:16:55 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 24, 2018, 07:14:55 PM
Not if the US prevents it. How can they prevent it? By sanctioning Chinese companies. They almost put one big one out of business. That is great leverage against China. Trump is now allowing it to stay just barely afloat. In a very short amount of time US sanctions can kill that and any other chinese company doing business with NK
Get real. You know as well as I do no one wins a trade war. China can starve their people and get away with it, we can't.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20538 on: May 24, 2018, 07:29:58 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on May 24, 2018, 07:16:55 PM
Get real. You know as well as I do no one wins a trade war. China can starve their people and get away with it, we can't.
I don't think they can get away with it as well as you think.
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« Reply #20539 on: May 24, 2018, 07:35:55 PM »
Quote from: aygart on May 24, 2018, 07:29:58 PM
I don't think they can get away with it as well as you think.
Don't they still have child labor?
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