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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858146 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20620 on: May 27, 2018, 01:33:58 PM »
The letter writer should probably be reassigned or fired.
The same for the Kim Jong-un letter?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20621 on: May 27, 2018, 03:20:07 PM »
Let me help you out.  :P
Yes our ME policy is intended to help Israel and yes US troops have died because of it.
When and where have US troops died helping Israel?
Please answer the question
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20623 on: May 27, 2018, 03:22:33 PM »
Really?
not sure what you mean . but to clarify  i would really like to know when us troops died defending israel
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20626 on: May 29, 2018, 01:51:32 AM »
"Happy" are you kidding me? On a day like today this idiot makes it about him. Did I mention he was a draft dodger?  >:(

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001085207825534976
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20627 on: May 29, 2018, 01:56:24 AM »
"Happy" are you kidding me? On a day like today this idiot makes it about him. Did I mention he was a draft dodger?  >:(

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001085207825534976
Too late...no longer memorial day...you gotta wait until next year

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20628 on: May 29, 2018, 08:33:29 AM »
"Happy" are you kidding me? On a day like today this idiot makes it about him. Did I mention he was a draft dodger?  >:(

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001085207825534976
You seem to agree with him about that. You also seem to think it is all about him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20629 on: May 29, 2018, 08:39:16 AM »
"Happy" are you kidding me? On a day like today this idiot makes it about him. Did I mention he was a draft dodger?  >:(

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001085207825534976
I mentioned that exact issue to a friend yesterday. What exactly is happy about a day we set aside to memorialize our deceased military personnel? In all fairness wherever I turned I saw "Happy" yesterday. Truly sad.

Happy Yom Hazikaron...how does that sound?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20630 on: May 29, 2018, 08:43:25 AM »
You seem to agree with him about that. You also seem to think it is all about him.
I will never agree with a draft dodger about Memorial Day.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20631 on: May 29, 2018, 08:45:22 AM »
Happy Yom Hazikaron...how does that sound?
Sounds like a Japanese holiday.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20632 on: May 29, 2018, 10:24:27 AM »
I mentioned that exact issue to a friend yesterday. What exactly is happy about a day we set aside to memorialize our deceased military personnel? In all fairness wherever I turned I saw "Happy" yesterday. Truly sad.

Happy Yom Hazikaron...how does that sound?

I don't believe it is at all appropriate to say Happy Memorial Day and as President, Trump has no excuse.  However, the vast majority of Americans have no one in particular to memorialize and to most, IME, it is just another happy long weekend. 

Israel is a much smaller country and I imagine a much higher percentage of the population has a personal connection with someone who fell in battle.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20634 on: May 29, 2018, 12:48:52 PM »
Did I mention he was a draft dodger?  >:(

Legal deferments are not draft dodging. Bill Clinton on the other hand...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20635 on: May 29, 2018, 01:07:46 PM »
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/05/29/bob-mueller-trump-rosenstein-fired-218549

First part seems pretty much what I'd  expect.

Its my opinion that there won't be a repeat of the Saturday night massacre. It turned out to be be a terrible political mistake.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20636 on: May 29, 2018, 01:24:11 PM »
Legal deferments are not draft dodging.
Would it be better if I called it a cowards way out?
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« Reply #20637 on: May 29, 2018, 01:31:11 PM »
Would it be better if I called it a cowards way out?
One second...If you use a legal deferment you are a coward? 15.4 Million People took deferments. Theyre all cowards, or just Trump? What about Billy boy?

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« Reply #20638 on: May 29, 2018, 01:45:03 PM »
One second...If you use a legal deferment you are a coward? 15.4 Million People took deferments. Theyre all cowards, or just Trump? What about Billy boy?
You didn't like me using draft dodger. Make up your mind.
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« Reply #20639 on: May 29, 2018, 02:01:14 PM »
You didn't like me using draft dodger. Make up your mind.
You're old enough you get a pass.
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