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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854892 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20760 on: May 31, 2018, 04:12:07 PM »
WH has no issue commenting on this so-called joke that was disgusting but remain silent on a disgusting comment about a whole race.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders condemned the joke, calling Bee's language "vile and vicious."
"Her disgusting comments and show are not fit for broadcast, and executives at Time Warner and TBS must demonstrate that such explicit profanity about female members of this administration will not be condoned on its network," Sanders said in a statement.

I am not going to link to the article because of the language.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20761 on: May 31, 2018, 04:14:35 PM »
I for one never heard of her until the last couple of weeks.
I understand. I also didn't mention she grabbed her crouch and spat after singing the national anthem because people booed her.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20762 on: May 31, 2018, 04:39:23 PM »
People hide behind so called jokes all the time. Please explain to me how in the world is saying a black women is an ape can be a joke.
The issue is I get how deplorable Duke is. I don't think you get how deplorable she is.

Are you aware she did this?
No I did not.

It seems like I'm not fully informed about her racist past.
WH has no issue commenting on this so-called joke that was disgusting but remain silent on a disgusting comment about a whole race.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders condemned the joke, calling Bee's language "vile and vicious."
"Her disgusting comments and show are not fit for broadcast, and executives at Time Warner and TBS must demonstrate that such explicit profanity about female members of this administration will not be condoned on its network," Sanders said in a statement.

I am not going to link to the article because of the language.
As he won't apologize for anything...

That Trump personally is a bigot, narcissist, etc is no news
I understand. I also didn't mention she grabbed her crouch and spat after singing the national anthem because people booed her.
Why am I not seeing this anywhere?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20763 on: May 31, 2018, 04:45:48 PM »
Why am I not seeing this anywhere?
Again it was just a joke.  >:(

'Star-Spangled Banner' performance
Barr turned in what is now considered one of the all-time worst "Star-Spangled Banner" performances when she sang at a 1990 San Diego Padres game.
That year her "Roseanne" star was red hot on ABC, and her standup career was thriving.
But Barr's rendition of the National Anthem was not well-received.
Audible boos could be heard as she shrieked her way through it, at one point putting a finger in her ears.
Barr concluded with a crotch grab and spitting on the ground.
The performance was roundly condemned, with President George H.W. Bush calling it "disgraceful."
At a press conference later, Barr tried to explain she was simply trying to be funny.
"None of this was meant viciously," she said at the time. "Nobody feels worse than me."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20764 on: May 31, 2018, 05:08:00 PM »
Again it was just a joke.  >:(

'Star-Spangled Banner' performance
Barr turned in what is now considered one of the all-time worst "Star-Spangled Banner" performances when she sang at a 1990 San Diego Padres game.
That year her "Roseanne" star was red hot on ABC, and her standup career was thriving.
But Barr's rendition of the National Anthem was not well-received.
Audible boos could be heard as she shrieked her way through it, at one point putting a finger in her ears.
Barr concluded with a crotch grab and spitting on the ground.
The performance was roundly condemned, with President George H.W. Bush calling it "disgraceful."
At a press conference later, Barr tried to explain she was simply trying to be funny.
"None of this was meant viciously," she said at the time. "Nobody feels worse than me."
After searching for Roseanne I found the

SR spangled banner ( inappropriate )
Hitler Pic ( nauseating )
Susan Rice ( racist )
Valerie Jarrett ( racist )

I would definitely go with racist, only question is

http://wcfcourier.com/video/featured/roseanne-barr-s-stormy-past-foreshadowed-her-show-s-dramatic/article_580c67fb-410a-5653-a526-0f02e98f5891.html

https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1001891765757001730


That she may be crazy...you would know better then me

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20765 on: May 31, 2018, 05:13:10 PM »
That she may be crazy...you would know better then me
I think you mean Trumpsters would know better.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20766 on: May 31, 2018, 05:17:18 PM »
I think you mean Trumpsters would know better.  :)
You I'm sure have watched her, followed her more then most here.

I want to hear you honest opinion

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20767 on: May 31, 2018, 05:24:22 PM »
I want to hear you honest opinion
She is no different now than she was 30 years ago. I have no idea if she has mental issues.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20768 on: May 31, 2018, 05:32:46 PM »
She is no different now than she was 30 years ago. I have no idea if she has mental issues.
It seems that she has been pretty horrible all along. How did she actually get a show on ABC? Why do poeple only care about this now?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20769 on: May 31, 2018, 05:34:37 PM »
It seems that she has been pretty horrible all along. How did she actually get a show on ABC? Why do poeple only care about this now?
They were talking about it on another network.  ;)
She has always been terrible.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20770 on: May 31, 2018, 05:37:11 PM »
Do any of you know who Andrew Dice Clay is?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20771 on: May 31, 2018, 05:41:35 PM »
***Bombshell Alert***
Trump meet Kim at the WH yesterday!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20772 on: May 31, 2018, 05:47:35 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20773 on: May 31, 2018, 05:49:01 PM »
She is no different now than she was 30 years ago. I have no idea if she has mental issues.
And how was she 30 years ago?
They were talking about it on another network.  ;)
She has always been terrible.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20774 on: May 31, 2018, 05:51:16 PM »
Do any of you know who Andrew Dice Clay is?
You mean Andrew Silverstein? Gshhhh
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20775 on: May 31, 2018, 05:55:30 PM »
You mean Andrew Silverstein? Gshhhh
I guess one in the same. That's who she reminds me of.
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« Reply #20776 on: May 31, 2018, 05:57:15 PM »
I guess one in the same. That's who she reminds me of.
He's way way worse. At least she can hide some of the mental illness. Its front and center with him. He's just unstable. She had moments of sanity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20777 on: May 31, 2018, 05:59:46 PM »
And how was she 30 years ago?
The same as now. Disgusting, vulgar, racist among other things.
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« Reply #20778 on: May 31, 2018, 07:53:07 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20779 on: May 31, 2018, 07:58:42 PM »
For those that think Trump is not a racist. I forgot about this one.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-says-central-park-five-are-guilty-despite-dna-n661941
Hate to tell you they were not choir boys. They may not have committed the rape but they were definitely out there "wilding" that night.
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