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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860223 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21040 on: June 11, 2018, 07:10:53 PM »
There can be something in the middle too you know
It is a simple issue. Total verifiable denuclearization. Meaning they get rid of all nukes!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21041 on: June 11, 2018, 07:13:51 PM »
You want to defend our president for acting like a child says a lot about you.
Yes I don't care how he acts as long as he cares about US, the only thing I lose is that I don't have him mind by "Shelo usani", other then that do what you need to #MAGA, after all "vhayisem meshuga" is a brocho, it means do what's right even if you look like a meshugana by others.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21042 on: June 11, 2018, 07:19:10 PM »
It is a simple issue. Total verifiable denuclearization. Meaning they get rid of all nukes!!!
But that doesn't need to happen at the first meeting
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21043 on: June 11, 2018, 07:22:32 PM »
But that doesn't need to happen at the first meeting
Then no need for him to be at the meeting legitimizing this murdering dictator. This is what NK has always wanted and he is giving it to them.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21044 on: June 11, 2018, 07:25:00 PM »
Yes I don't care how he acts as long as he cares about US...
He cares about himself. If that happens to benefit the US then so be it. Are you really that naive?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21045 on: June 11, 2018, 07:26:27 PM »
Then no need for him to be at the meeting legitimizing this murdering dictator. This is what NK has always wanted and he is giving it to them.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21046 on: June 11, 2018, 07:31:38 PM »
Chaim I have a message for you From the president
I have a message for you, gullible!!!  :P
This is the same president that says he can single handedly solve this and any other issue. Also he doesn't need to prepare for such an important meeting.
What deal has he actually accomplished because so far he has failed at many!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21047 on: June 11, 2018, 07:37:53 PM »


after all "vhayisem meshuga" is a brocho,
Ummmmm, I think you need to review your chumash.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21048 on: June 11, 2018, 07:40:13 PM »
Ummmmm, I think you need to review your chumash.
My rabbi explained everything in the positive.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21049 on: June 11, 2018, 07:42:07 PM »
My rabbi explained everything in the positive.
Let's just say that אין מקרא יוצא מידי פשוטו and leave it there.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21050 on: June 11, 2018, 07:57:34 PM »
If the meeting will only be between them and their interpreters, will we ever know what really was said and done by the meeting? Both seem to have issues with saying  the truth at times

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21051 on: June 11, 2018, 07:58:18 PM »
If the meeting will only be between them and their interpreters, will we ever know what really was said and done by the meeting? Both seem to have issues with saying  the truth at times
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21052 on: June 11, 2018, 07:59:47 PM »
Has KJU ever negotiated with anyone about anything ever in his life
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21053 on: June 11, 2018, 08:01:32 PM »
Has KJU ever negotiated with anyone about anything ever in his life
You mean besides getting this meeting?  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21054 on: June 11, 2018, 08:04:24 PM »
Has Dennis Rodman been spotted yet? I’m curious what color his hair is these days... I used to watch the finals just to watch the GOAT and for Rodman’s hair....

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« Reply #21055 on: June 11, 2018, 08:05:52 PM »
Has Dennis Rodman been spotted yet? I’m curious what color his hair is these days... I used to watch the finals just to watch the GOAT and for Rodman’s hair....
They showed him arriving. Trump better hope he is a supporter of him.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/dennis-rodman-arrives-in-singapore-ahead-of-trump-kim-summit/ar-AAyvCXG
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21056 on: June 11, 2018, 08:25:43 PM »
I am sure you are well aware of the history with NK and meetings. Any president at anytime could have had a meeting with NK. So yes this better not be just a propaganda photo op for NK.
Ahhh. Now we understand why you and others have said in the past that a bad deal is better than no deal.

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« Reply #21057 on: June 11, 2018, 08:33:56 PM »
Ahhh. Now we understand why you and others have said in the past that a bad deal is better than no deal.
Don't equate a bad deal for Israel as a bad deal for the US.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21058 on: June 11, 2018, 08:40:21 PM »
Larry Kudlow has heart attack. Lets pray he is OK.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1006334219759575040
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21059 on: June 11, 2018, 08:44:56 PM »
Ahhh. Now we understand why you and others have said in the past that a bad deal is better than no deal.

For that we have

Trying to deflect or use BO as an excuse doesn't cut it.
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