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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857482 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21080 on: June 11, 2018, 09:34:33 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21081 on: June 11, 2018, 09:40:11 PM »
Yes Dennis is great
Good thing he is wearing that hat!  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21082 on: June 11, 2018, 09:41:05 PM »
Yes Dennis is great
Were you saying that when he visited NK?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21083 on: June 11, 2018, 09:41:51 PM »
Talk and reality are not one in the same.
So you feel the media was ringing a false alarm then?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21084 on: June 11, 2018, 09:42:44 PM »
Were you saying that when he visited NK?
He might be our best resource in understanding KJU.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21085 on: June 11, 2018, 09:43:35 PM »
Were you saying that when he visited NK?

Great as in entertaining. Don't know much about him besides his basketball life.

He might be our best resource in understanding KJU.

Where have I heard that recently? :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21086 on: June 11, 2018, 09:45:26 PM »
Where have I heard that recently? :P
I didn't know you could get CNN.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21087 on: June 11, 2018, 09:50:08 PM »
I didn't know you could get CNN.  :)

My favorite streamer had it on, thankfully I kept it on.
Seeing Dennis with the MAGA cap and thanking the president almost as fun as watching CNN election night coverage.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21088 on: June 11, 2018, 10:07:49 PM »
Seeing Dennis with the MAGA cap and thanking the president almost as fun as watching CNN election night coverage.
So you have the Worm and bi-polar KW supporting the president. That's does it for me, I am switching!  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21090 on: June 12, 2018, 05:37:46 AM »
It is a simple issue. Total verifiable denuclearization. Meaning they get rid of all nukes!!!

And that’s what we have just been promised.
Now on to step B. Ensuring it actually happens.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21091 on: June 12, 2018, 05:42:36 AM »
And that’s what we have just been promised.
Now on to step B. Ensuring it actually happens.
Translation: Nothingburger
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21092 on: June 12, 2018, 07:12:34 AM »
Translation: Nothingburger

Translation: goalposts moved
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21093 on: June 12, 2018, 08:06:50 AM »
Translation: Nothingburger
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21094 on: June 12, 2018, 08:41:46 AM »
hey look at the bright side at least your not fleishigs, can’t imagine being fleishigs at 530 AM!
What would be wrong with that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21095 on: June 12, 2018, 08:51:43 AM »


Translation: Nothingthatfitsmynarrativeburger
FTFY
A.k.a.cognitive dissonance

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21096 on: June 12, 2018, 10:02:03 AM »
Translation: goalposts moved
You need reading comprehension 101. You are a Trumpster so of course you are going to believe Trumps statement instead of the agreement.

Trump got played like a fiddle. Lets not talk about the big concession Trump made for a promise from a murdering dictator. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21097 on: June 12, 2018, 10:03:57 AM »
FTFY
A.k.a.cognitive dissonance
Please show me where they agree to give up nukes? Do you have reading comprehension also?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21098 on: June 12, 2018, 10:11:32 AM »
From your favorite fake news site:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/12/politics/read-full-text-of-trump-kim-signed-statement/index.html

"Reaffirming the April 27, 2018 Panmunjom Declaration, the DPRK commits to work toward complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21099 on: June 12, 2018, 10:12:25 AM »
The WH and everyone involved set the goalposts. I understand why all the Trumpsters what to ignore that!!!

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