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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 660569 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21241 on: June 13, 2018, 06:52:04 PM »
FTFY
You need to get your information correct. That is not what he told Hannity in the link you provided.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21242 on: June 13, 2018, 07:18:54 PM »
Can using the Nuclear weapons be considered “work toward complete denuclearization of the Korean peninsula.”  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21243 on: June 13, 2018, 07:43:40 PM »
You need to get your information correct. That is not what he told Hannity in the link you provided.
Oh you mean the headline. i didn't even notice that. Think of who we are dealing with here. Breitbart about Hannity interviewing Trump. Three strikes. At the very best you can take out a basic idea if you are lucky.
At least Trump was consistent with what he had said before.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21244 on: June 13, 2018, 08:54:12 PM »
When you lie for this idiot every day you lost all creditability. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sarah-sanders-raj-shah-planning-to-depart-the-white-house/ar-AAyBNSZ?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ASUSSIGDHP17
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21245 on: June 13, 2018, 10:53:50 PM »
When you lie for this idiot every day you lost all creditability. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sarah-sanders-raj-shah-planning-to-depart-the-white-house/ar-AAyBNSZ?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ASUSSIGDHP17
either I have reading comprehension problems or the write of the article does....
can someone explain how they're explanation of what she said matches what she said

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21246 on: June 13, 2018, 11:00:06 PM »
either I have reading comprehension problems or the write of the article does....
can someone explain how they're explanation of what she said matches what she said
I would guess they are relying on sources. Odd her statement does not say she isn't leaving.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21247 on: June 14, 2018, 05:18:50 AM »
Nobel Peace prize nominee?! Are people crazy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21248 on: June 14, 2018, 06:24:55 AM »
Nobel Peace prize nominee?! Are people crazy?

What did Obama do to get his?

ETA:  Just to clarify,  I believe that Obama did absolutely nothing to deserve his and to the contrary did lots to make peace far less likely.  Trump has yet to do anything that makes him deserving.  But after Obama got his, no one is crazy for nominating anyone. Dennis Rodman. Rush Limbaugh, Snowden, Putin. Why not? 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21249 on: June 14, 2018, 08:26:42 AM »
Nobel Peace prize nominee?! Are people crazy?
Seems like you are a bit biased here. I don't think he deserves one at this point, but there have been much less deserving ones than someone who got the sides in Korea to talk.
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« Reply #21250 on: June 14, 2018, 09:05:57 AM »
Seems like you are a bit biased here. I don't think he deserves one at this point, but there have been much less deserving ones than someone who got the sides in Korea to talk.
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« Reply #21251 on: June 14, 2018, 09:11:15 AM »
The old but he was going faster than me officer defense.  ::)
I don't think he deserves it but if others have gotten for less then it is not crazy.
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« Reply #21252 on: June 14, 2018, 09:13:02 AM »
I don't think he deserves it but if others have gotten for less then it is not crazy.
No it is still crazy!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21254 on: June 14, 2018, 01:14:22 PM »
Inside the mind of a Trumpster. You just can't make this stuff up.  ::)

Roseanne Barr says the tweet that got her sitcom Roseanne canceled – the one likening former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett to a Planet of the Apes character – was not only not racist, but was a condemnation of anti-semitism.
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