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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840395 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2200 on: August 24, 2016, 01:42:20 PM »
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I think we can all agree 1000% about the middle paragraph.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2201 on: August 24, 2016, 01:43:53 PM »
I think we can all agree 1000% about the middle paragraph.
99% ought to agree with the first 2 paragraphs.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2202 on: August 24, 2016, 01:49:26 PM »
99% ought to agree with the first 2 paragraphs.
This
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2203 on: August 24, 2016, 02:10:30 PM »
99% ought to agree with the first 2 paragraphs.
There are just a few problems with the first paragraph which I think would bring the number much lower than 99%.

1. Many people don't hate-post.
2. Many people are not Republicans (myself included, I am a registered Democrat for practical reasons, but have ZERO affinity for any party).
3. Can't feel deprived of a political voice when you don't live in a swing state, you don't have one to begin with.

And lastly: 4. How can one feel "betrayed by him and his supporters"? What were you ever expecting or promised by him or his supporters for which you could feel betrayed?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2204 on: August 24, 2016, 02:14:20 PM »
1. If they're conservative they ought to.
2. Talking about those who are conservative.
3. So move.
4. The party stands for something and he's making a reality TV show out of it. That's a betrayal of party values.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2205 on: August 24, 2016, 02:32:28 PM »
Hillary the politician hardly lied.

I know the bar is low for ALL politicians out there. They all speak out of both sides of her mouth.

But with HER, you have the 3 or 4 Pinocchio's and some half true promises, (some regrets and i'm sorries that's refreshing in it itself) and that's that. Pretty good test results, compared to the rest of the breed called lawmaker.
She's by far the most honest one ever to run for office.

Don't ask me, I'm biased for her. Read up.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2206 on: August 24, 2016, 02:49:49 PM »
1. If they're conservative they ought to.
2. Talking about those who are conservative.
3. So move.
4. The party stands for something and he's making a reality TV show out of it. That's a betrayal of party values.
1. Ought to hate-post?????? Since when is that something out of the conservative book of values?
2. Just addressing the fact of why I don't think 99% can agree with the paragraph, simply speaking it said "as a Republican", but I'll concede this one to you and not get overly technical.
3. http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=65388.msg1541769#msg1541769, but on a more serious note, there's a lot more to life than political voice....
4. The party stands for what??????????????????????  This is politics, one of the dirtiest games in town. The only thing political parties stand for is אנא אמלוך!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2207 on: August 24, 2016, 02:52:13 PM »
Don't ask me, I'm biased for her. Read up.
We are well aware of your bias, though (at least some of us) can't figure out the reason. Was anyone pardoned by Bill? Anything received in exchange for a donation?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2208 on: August 24, 2016, 05:47:46 PM »


Hillary the politician hardly lied.


You must be trolling

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2209 on: August 24, 2016, 06:10:45 PM »
Hillary the politician hardly lied.

I know the bar is low for ALL politicians out there. They all speak out of both sides of her mouth.

But with HER, you have the 3 or 4 Pinocchio's and some half true promises, (some regrets and i'm sorries that's refreshing in it itself) and that's that. Pretty good test results, compared to the rest of the breed called lawmaker.
She's by far the most honest one ever to run for office.

Don't ask me, I'm biased for her. Read up.
I've read up. She's corrupt to the core.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2210 on: August 24, 2016, 07:14:55 PM »
Lies

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2211 on: August 24, 2016, 07:45:31 PM »
Lies
I've seen that graphic a bunch of times, but it just says they graded more than "50 statements" without saying how they picked those 50.

Might they have cherry picked statements to have avoided lies by some?

Are broken promises like Obama's "you'll get to keep your doctor" included?

If Trump lied before running for office, was that counted?



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2212 on: August 24, 2016, 08:09:29 PM »
Lies
Must be really non partisan...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2213 on: August 24, 2016, 09:25:16 PM »
Are broken promises like Obama's "you'll get to keep your doctor" included?
How in the world could that count? That was a material and international lie (I.e. At the time HE made that statement HE KNEW it to be 100% false, and his lie had a material effect on the passing of the law).

Contrast that with "Fact Checks" which mainly review statements about past occurrences (Aka מלתא דעבידא לאגלויי) and are likely to be immaterial in and of themselves. THOSE are real lies!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2214 on: August 24, 2016, 09:29:00 PM »
How in the world could that count? That was a material and international lie (I.e. At the time HE made that statement HE KNEW it to be 100% false, and his lie had a material effect on the passing of the law).

Contrast that with "Fact Checks" which mainly review statements about past occurrences (Aka מלתא דעבידא לאגלויי) and are likely to be immaterial in and of themselves. THOSE are real lies!
I was calling it a lie.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2215 on: August 24, 2016, 09:31:05 PM »
I was calling it a lie.
To quote DJT (non verbatim): SARCASM alert!

I would love to hear what our dear friend Matovu has to say about the "You can keep your plan/doctor" lie...
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2216 on: August 24, 2016, 10:08:08 PM »
I would love to hear what our dear friend Matovu has to say about the "You can keep your plan/doctor" lie...
Obamacare Master thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2217 on: August 24, 2016, 10:22:53 PM »
Obamacare Master thread
Matovu didn't address the Obama lies about this law in that thread either.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2218 on: August 24, 2016, 10:25:01 PM »
Matovu didn't address the Obama lies about this law in that thread either.
exactly
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2219 on: August 24, 2016, 11:59:55 PM »
exactly
And when confronted, went AWOL from that thread.

Is Matovu going AWOL from this thread too, or will Matovu actually respond to the point?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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