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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832465 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2221 on: August 25, 2016, 12:49:35 AM »
http://www.theonion.com/article/diehard-trump-voters-confirm-rest-nation-should-st-53585
Same could be said about diehard Clinton supporters, or for that matter ANY "diehard" suppoter of anyone or anything. Isn't that what "diehard" means?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2223 on: August 25, 2016, 08:48:02 AM »
This alt right stuff is scary.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2224 on: August 25, 2016, 10:32:06 AM »
Donald Trump:
 "No citizenship," Trump told Fox News' Sean Hannity in an interview taped Tuesday afternoon, per NBC's Benjy Sarlin. "Let me go a step further — they'll pay back-taxes, they have to pay taxes, there's no amnesty, as such, there's no amnesty, but we work with them." More from Trump: "When I look at the rooms and I have this all over, now everybody agrees we get the bad ones out," Trump said. "But when I go through and I meet thousands and thousands of people on this subject...they've said, Mr. Trump, I love you, but to take a person that has been here for 15 or 20 years and throw them and the family out, it's so tough, Mr. Trump."


@ayagart, are you still putting your head in the sand about Trump softening his position on immigration and blaming it on the MSM?

Or you'll have a little guts like Ann Coulter (who wrote a book "In TRump We Trust) and admit he's flip flopping?


#WE-TOLD-YOU-SO!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2225 on: August 25, 2016, 10:45:36 AM »
Trump is in a good direction the past week, looks like he got to work and let the media be busy with clinton scandels if he keeps up like this he has a nice chance

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2226 on: August 25, 2016, 11:05:26 AM »
Trump is in a good direction the past week, looks like he got to work and let the media be busy with clinton scandels if he keeps up like this he has a nice chance

People don't forget so quickly.

He's all over the news on his somersaults on immigration in the past few days.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2227 on: August 25, 2016, 11:07:58 AM »
MN GOP has apparently made a serious error, Trump not on the ballot and deadline is Aug 29th.

https://twitter.com/mbrodkorb

LOL

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2228 on: August 25, 2016, 11:16:15 AM »
People don't forget so quickly have very short memories.
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2229 on: August 25, 2016, 11:30:27 AM »
MN GOP has apparently made a serious error, Trump not on the ballot and deadline is Aug 29th.

https://twitter.com/mbrodkorb

LOL
There's no way this doesn't get fixed.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2230 on: August 25, 2016, 11:38:43 AM »
People don't forget so quickly.

He's all over the news on his somersaults on immigration in the past few days.
all over about his Soften on immigration

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2231 on: August 25, 2016, 11:40:53 AM »
People don't forget so quickly.

Interesting why his polls are getting better in the last few days

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2232 on: August 25, 2016, 11:52:18 AM »
all over about his Soften on immigration

All about his somersaults. He has negative credibility.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2233 on: August 25, 2016, 12:05:31 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2234 on: August 25, 2016, 12:44:31 PM »
@jungarmtl, he hasn't gained on RCP


http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

Quinnipiac today has Shillary +10

Reuters/Ipsos today has her +7

(LA Times has a tie, but they were + - 1 at most the past few weeks)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2235 on: August 25, 2016, 12:54:25 PM »
@jungarmtl, he hasn't gained on RCP


http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

Quinnipiac today has Shillary +10

Reuters/Ipsos today has her +7

(LA Times has a tie, but they were + - 1 at most the past few weeks)

Since Trump's most recent low point at 39.9, he has gained 1.8 points while Hillary has remained the same at 47.7.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2236 on: August 25, 2016, 01:10:56 PM »
Since Trump's most recent low point at 39.9, he has gained 1.8 points while Hillary has remained the same at 47.7.
You may be right. How do you read that on RCP (I truly don't know how to find that info). I don't remeber Hillary being more than +6 on the RCP, are you saying she was once +8?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2237 on: August 25, 2016, 01:24:33 PM »
You may be right. How do you read that on RCP (I truly don't know how to find that info). I don't remeber Hillary being more than +6 on the RCP, are you saying she was once +8?

She was +7.9 at a point.
I looked at the chart. Check out Trumps recent low on Aug 9th.
There's been a small trend towards Trump since then.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2238 on: August 25, 2016, 01:28:10 PM »
She was +7.9 at a point.
I looked at the chart. Check out Trumps recent low on Aug 9th.
There's been a small trend towards Trump since then.
you are correct she's been +7.9, but it was very short. She's now +6, so it's a very small gain.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2239 on: August 25, 2016, 02:28:40 PM »
Yesterday on #KellyFile / @Megynkelly

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