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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3862072 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22520 on: July 30, 2018, 04:11:39 PM »
Hurt who?
Anyone that relies on the government one way or another.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22521 on: July 30, 2018, 04:14:32 PM »
Anyone that relies on the government one way or another.
That was not the case in the previous shutdown.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22522 on: July 30, 2018, 04:20:00 PM »
That was not the case in the previous shutdown.
All shutdowns are different and the D's are licking their chops. If I were the D's I would go on a media blitz saying he is bluffing like usual. That should make sure there is a shutdown.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22523 on: July 30, 2018, 04:21:48 PM »
All shutdowns are different and the D's are licking their chops. If I were the D's I would go on a media blitz saying he is bluffing like usual. That should make sure there is a shutdown.  :)
They were licking their chops last time too until it backfired on them and they caved.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22524 on: July 30, 2018, 04:30:40 PM »
They were licking their chops last time too until it backfired on them and they caved.
They are not the one shutting it down this time. IMHO the only support he will have is 30-35% head buried in the sand individuals.
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« Reply #22525 on: July 30, 2018, 04:32:03 PM »
They are not the one shutting it down this time. IMHO the only support he will have is 30-35% head buried in the sand individuals.
Maybe. IIRC at the time you wrote that they were not the ones who shut it down then either.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22526 on: July 30, 2018, 04:35:42 PM »
Maybe. IIRC at the time you wrote that they were not the ones who shut it down then either.
Yes but it was spun they were. Spin not going to work this time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22527 on: July 30, 2018, 04:37:59 PM »
Yes but it was spun they were. Spin not going to work this time.
National security issue to build the wall? ROFLMAO!!!
I think you said that last time too.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22528 on: July 30, 2018, 04:40:06 PM »
I think you said that last time too.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22529 on: July 30, 2018, 05:15:26 PM »
Yes but it was spun they were. Spin not going to work this time.
National security issue to build the wall? ROFLMAO!!!
of course it’s a national security issue, we have to know who’s coming into our country. If families are able to come in, I’m sure more dangerous people can too...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22530 on: July 30, 2018, 05:41:03 PM »
Said what?
That they wouldn't be able to spin it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22531 on: July 30, 2018, 06:04:03 PM »
That they wouldn't be able to spin it.
Don't remember.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22532 on: July 30, 2018, 06:05:25 PM »
of course it’s a national security issue, we have to know who’s coming into our country. If families are able to come in, I’m sure more dangerous people can too...
They been coming in for the last 40+ years. He is making it sound like 911 and that is laughable.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22533 on: July 30, 2018, 06:51:25 PM »
Don't remember.
Either way only time will tell. Meanwhile the only thing Trump has had going for him has been his ability to use the bully pulpit more effectively than any R since Reagan or earlier so I would not discount that possiblity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22534 on: July 30, 2018, 08:21:43 PM »
Either way only time will tell. Meanwhile the only thing Trump has had going for him has been his ability to use the bully pulpit more effectively than any R since Reagan or earlier so I would not discount that possiblity.
All that matters is the economy. I hate to say it but IMHO we are in for a hell of a crash.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22537 on: July 31, 2018, 12:42:58 AM »
So Trump wants to shutdown the government and hurt everyone if he doesn't get his way.  ::)
How potential government shutdown could throw wrench into Brett Kavanaugh confirmation

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/07/30/how-potential-government-shutdown-could-throw-wrench-into-brett-kavanaugh-confirmation.html
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« Reply #22538 on: July 31, 2018, 08:11:56 AM »
Trump starting taking on the Koch brothers, this will start to get interesting....

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