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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856879 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22560 on: August 01, 2018, 08:05:22 PM »
The only difference is I would love to see a dog eat dog world. Lets see how many keyboard Rambo's here would survive.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22561 on: August 01, 2018, 11:52:21 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 08:05:22 PM
The only difference is I would love to see a dog eat dog world. Lets see how many keyboard Rambo's here would survive.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22562 on: August 01, 2018, 11:53:30 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 08:05:22 PM
The only difference is I would love to see a dog eat dog world. Lets see how many keyboard Rambo's here would survive.  :)
You mean we're not there yet?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22563 on: August 02, 2018, 01:10:58 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on August 01, 2018, 11:53:30 PM
You mean we're not there yet?
You are still posting, aren't you?  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22564 on: August 02, 2018, 01:16:50 AM »

Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 02, 2018, 01:10:58 AM
You are still posting, aren't you?  :P
I guess you don’t know me well enough. I am capable of surviving and persevering beyond what many stronger people are able to, if only I put myself to it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22565 on: August 02, 2018, 09:51:30 AM »
WH tried to defend this DACOTY: “If you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID,” he said Tuesday. “You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture.”

Were does this moron get this stuff from?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22566 on: August 02, 2018, 03:20:39 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 02, 2018, 09:51:30 AM
WH tried to defend this DACOTY: “If you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID,” he said Tuesday. “You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture.”

Were does this moron get this stuff from?
from the last time he went to a store and enough of his cc's got declined that the cashier asked for ID  ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22567 on: August 02, 2018, 05:03:09 PM »
From my experience, when I’ve shopped in  stores that catered to lower class customers, I’ve needed to show ID. It was an issue when I was a teenager and shopped using a card with my parents name on it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22568 on: August 02, 2018, 05:15:43 PM »
Quote from: Jellybelly on August 02, 2018, 05:03:09 PM
From my experience, when I’ve shopped in  stores that catered to lower class customers, I’ve needed to show ID. It was an issue when I was a teenager and shopped using a card with my parents name on it.
He didn't say anything about a CC. He said you need an ID to buy groceries.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22569 on: August 02, 2018, 07:45:36 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 02, 2018, 05:15:43 PM
He didn't say anything about a CC. He said you need an ID to buy groceries.  ::)
Oh so I know where he got it from! The dems are saying that it is easier to get a gun than to get groceries and to get a gun you need to show id so you must need it for groceries too.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22570 on: August 02, 2018, 08:03:50 PM »
Quote from: aygart on August 02, 2018, 07:45:36 PM
Oh so I know where he got it from! The dems are saying that it is easier to get a gun than to get groceries and to get a gun you need to show id so you must need it for groceries too.
Right on cue. Bring in other wacko's to defend your wacko!!!  ::)
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« Reply #22571 on: August 02, 2018, 08:07:38 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 02, 2018, 08:03:50 PM
Right on cue. Bring in other wacko's to defend your wacko!!!  ::)
You call that a defense and I am the Trumpster? You are the biggest Trumpster of all!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22572 on: August 02, 2018, 08:12:39 PM »
Quote from: aygart on August 02, 2018, 08:07:38 PM
You call that a defence and I am the Trumpster?
What would you call it? He is a complete idiot for thinking you need an ID "to buy groceries". Any attempt to deflect from such a crazy statement smells of a defense.

Do you watch a lot of football?
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« Reply #22573 on: August 02, 2018, 08:20:01 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 02, 2018, 08:12:39 PM
What would you call it? He is a complete idiot for thinking you need an ID "to buy groceries". Any attempt to deflect from such a crazy statement smells of a defense.

Do you watch a lot of football?
Are you feeling okay? You sound very grouchy today.
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« Reply #22574 on: August 02, 2018, 08:21:07 PM »
Quote from: aygart on August 02, 2018, 08:20:01 PM
Are you feeling okay? You sound very grouchy today.
LOL
What do you mean today?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22578 on: August 03, 2018, 10:04:52 AM »
#OpinionCheck

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/08/03/sarah-huckabee-sanders-indicts-the-media-on-bogus-trumped-up-charges/?utm_term=.0a323f2f664d
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The media “said I should be harassed as a life sentence”]Nobody said Sanders should be harassed as a life sentence.This refers to a TV appearance from Washington Post opinion blogger Jennifer Rubin. Rubin was actually saying that declining to serve Sanders at the Red Hen restaurant wasn't a fruitful course of action and that people should protest instead. Rubin said nothing directly about people “harassing” Sanders, although she did say being “uncomfortable” should be a “life sentence” for Sanders, for “lying” and “inciting” people against the press.[/font]
Don't harass her-just make her uncomfortable....

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« Reply #22579 on: August 03, 2018, 10:16:19 AM »
Quote from: aygart on August 03, 2018, 10:04:52 AM
Don't harass her-just make her uncomfortable....
Is she Jewish? She deflected and refused to answer a simple question.
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