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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3825230 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22680 on: August 09, 2018, 09:27:53 PM »
Their markets, currency devaluation,flight of international investment, etc  have been hammered compared to the US. All that was expected, just not to this degree.

This is something totally new... It was supposed to be Trump that's vulnerable. He's has midterms, reelection in 2+ years while Xi has total control. Now we are seeing this...
When you are on the short end of the trading stick of course you will come out ahead in a war. The question is at what cost?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22682 on: August 09, 2018, 11:11:53 PM »
We’ve been getting screwed for decades, it’s worth it to stop it even if it’s a little painful

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22683 on: August 09, 2018, 11:16:41 PM »
We’ve been getting screwed for decades, it’s worth it to stop it even if it’s a little painful
It is going to be more than a little painful. He better hope it doesn't trigger the market crash.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22684 on: August 09, 2018, 11:19:22 PM »
Nah, just chill, it’s not good for your blood pressure. ..I’m not too worried

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22685 on: August 09, 2018, 11:21:43 PM »
Nah, just chill, it’s not good for your blood pressure. ..I’m not too worried
My blood pressure is just fine. I am lock and loaded to short the S&P.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22686 on: August 09, 2018, 11:29:59 PM »
Your posts in this thread just remind me of when I used to listen to Mark Levin On the radio, he was always screaming and in a crabby mood. I was always very nervous about his blood pressure

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22687 on: August 09, 2018, 11:30:08 PM »
When you are on the short end of the trading stick of course you will come out ahead in a war. The question is at what cost?
I can probably posts 100s if not 1000s of articles from experts that the US will lose. I don't remember seeing many articles that China will see a crash and the US will be slightly hurt...

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« Reply #22688 on: August 09, 2018, 11:32:55 PM »
I can probably posts 100s if not 1000s of articles from experts that the US will lose. I don't remember seeing many articles that China will see a crash and the US will be slightly hurt...
Lose how? At the end the trade deficit with China will be less. The question remains at what cost?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22689 on: August 09, 2018, 11:33:48 PM »
Lose how? At the end the trade deficit with China will be less. The question remains at what cost?
It's not only about trade deficit. It's about the whole way that they do business..

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« Reply #22690 on: August 09, 2018, 11:38:44 PM »
It's not only about trade deficit. It's about the whole way that they do business..
Ok, I was just talking about the trade war.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22691 on: August 09, 2018, 11:41:32 PM »
Ok, I was just talking about the trade war.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22692 on: August 09, 2018, 11:43:16 PM »
I did you ever learn how to drive?
Can someone translate the question?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22693 on: August 10, 2018, 12:11:31 AM »
Ok, I was just talking about the trade war.
I just to clarify that this isn't over. And by the way things look China WILL do things that will hurt us ( AAPL ) etc , but I don't think many believed that this would be the situation at this point

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22694 on: August 10, 2018, 09:58:53 AM »
It is going to be more than a little painful. He better hope it doesn't trigger the market crash.
a crash (correction) is coming. It's just a matter of how soon and how bad. Many factors will lead to this and hard to tell which ones will be most impactful.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22695 on: August 10, 2018, 10:48:02 AM »
a crash (correction) is coming. It's just a matter of how soon and how bad. Many factors will lead to this and hard to tell which ones will be most impactful.
Agree but Trump is going to get the blame. He wants all the credit now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22697 on: August 10, 2018, 12:05:36 PM »
Agree but Trump is going to get the blame. He wants all the credit now.
Wow! trump doesn't deserve credit based on your projected crash.
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« Reply #22698 on: August 10, 2018, 12:07:42 PM »
Wow! trump doesn't deserve credit based on your projected crash.
My goalpost don't move unlike Trumpsters like you that act like a fish out of water flopping all around the place.  :P
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« Reply #22699 on: August 10, 2018, 02:52:26 PM »
...and the hits just keep on coming!  :)
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