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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1203542 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22740 on: August 12, 2018, 10:01:28 PM »
I didn't understand that Kelly was accusing her of anything criminal. Sounded more like either you quit or we fire you.
So you didn't hear his threats of prosecution?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22741 on: August 12, 2018, 10:01:55 PM »
She didn't admit to anything. You concluded what she said as a criminal admission. You are having a bad day today with your posts. 
More like you are have a bad day with reading comprehension.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22742 on: August 12, 2018, 10:02:52 PM »
So you didn't hear his threats of prosecution?
No but if you are saying it was there maybe what I heard was not complete.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22743 on: August 12, 2018, 10:06:27 PM »
More like you are have a bad day with reading comprehension.
I know exactly the statement you made. Just like before you got caught and called out on it. Best you let it go instead of looking foolish again.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22744 on: August 12, 2018, 10:07:50 PM »
I know exactly the statement you made. Just like before you got caught and called out on it. Best you let it go instead of looking foolish again.  ;)
What you decided I said got caught being something you don't like
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22745 on: August 12, 2018, 10:10:34 PM »
No but if you are saying it was there maybe what I heard was not complete.
Did you listen to the whole thing. He said she has “pretty significant legal issues” at one point. All she needs to do is leave quietly. Do you need circle and arrows to understand that?
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« Reply #22746 on: August 12, 2018, 10:12:14 PM »
What you decided I said got caught being something you don't like
You keep saying "what I decided". Go ahead and tell us what you meant when you quoted me so we can all have a good laugh!!!
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« Reply #22747 on: August 12, 2018, 10:12:50 PM »
Did you listen to the whole thing. He said she has “pretty significant legal issues” at one point. All she needs to do is leave quietly. Do you need circle and arrows to understand that?
I thought it was the whole thing but don't remember that. I guess I either didn't catch it or it was not the whole thing.
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« Reply #22748 on: August 12, 2018, 10:14:19 PM »
I thought it was the whole thing but don't remember that. I guess I either didn't catch it or it was not the whole thing.
“I’d like to see this be a friendly departure,”
 “There are pretty significant legal issues that we hope don’t develop into something that, that’ll make it ugly for you.”
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« Reply #22749 on: August 12, 2018, 10:16:31 PM »
You keep saying "what I decided". Go ahead and tell us what you meant when you quoted me so we can all have a good laugh!!!
You did not dispute the accuracy of whether they are attacking police but rather showed some police brutality. The existence of police brutality does not change his pint at all. If you want to dispute his pint then do it. What you did is exactly what you so often falsely accuse others of because you ignore the point they are trying to make and replace it with what you want to argue with.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22750 on: August 12, 2018, 10:16:55 PM »
“I’d like to see this be a friendly departure,”
 “There are pretty significant legal issues that we hope don’t develop into something that, that’ll make it ugly for you.”
Okay
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« Reply #22751 on: August 12, 2018, 10:22:42 PM »
You did not dispute the accuracy of whether they are attacking police but rather showed some police brutality. The existence of police brutality does not change his pint at all. If you want to dispute his pint then do it. What you did is exactly what you so often falsely accuse others of because you ignore the point they are trying to make and replace it with what you want to argue with.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22753 on: August 12, 2018, 10:25:47 PM »
Enjoy
I will and I will keep calling you out on this BS!  :P

This quote means using one negative to try and justify another negative. Something you try and do all the time.
...and here we go again and again and again... but officer he was speeding to.  ::)
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« Reply #22754 on: August 12, 2018, 10:29:09 PM »
I will and I will keep calling you out on this BS! 

This quote means using one negative to try and justify another negative. Something you try and do all the time.
Except that even when you think that if bring done it typically your twisting the point being made like you do so often.. What you describe is exactly what you did here today.
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