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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1858625 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2280 on: August 26, 2016, 06:49:28 AM »
The difference is she isn't helping a national political campaign. So the fact that she may be abusive is irrelevant.
...and HRC having a workplace sexual predator as her main campaign person is better?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2281 on: August 26, 2016, 07:20:59 AM »
Then don't piss him off and you will be a friend forever. If one thing Trump understands better than HRC it is loyalty.
Source? He is on his third campaign manager, for one
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2282 on: August 26, 2016, 07:27:47 AM »
Source? He is on his third campaign manager, for one
Sinking poll numbers pisses him off.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2283 on: August 26, 2016, 07:38:13 AM »
Source? He is on his third campaign manager, for one
His top Trump Organization executives are all long time employees. Besides his children.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2284 on: August 26, 2016, 07:47:35 AM »
Source? He is on his third campaign manager, for one
Look at when his campaign manager grab the lady reporter. He stood by him. Contrast that with HRC when the emails came out about DNC. She cut her long time top supporter off at the knees before the ink was dry.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2285 on: August 26, 2016, 07:51:04 AM »
Look at when his campaign manager grab the lady reporter. He stood by him. Contrast that with HRC when the emails came out about DNC. She cut her long time top supporter off at the knees before the ink was dry.
I'm not claiming hrc to be loyal. I'm just saying I don't know that Trump is as loyal as is being made out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2286 on: August 26, 2016, 07:53:06 AM »
I'm just saying I don't know that Trump is as loyal as is being made out.
He seems to be. That might be the first time I found a positive for him.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2287 on: August 26, 2016, 08:01:52 AM »
He seems to be. That might be the first time I found a positive for him.  :)
Loyalty to the wrong people is a negative.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2288 on: August 26, 2016, 09:32:21 AM »
Loyalty to the wrong people is a negative.
To whom has he not been loyal?

Don't tell me campaign manager. Official position is that it was mutual so any other theory is speculation.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2289 on: August 26, 2016, 09:55:45 AM »
And the trump supporters think I'm more qualified to be president than Hillary, bc after all, Hillary used a private email server.
There have been numerous reasons some on this forum have stated for their support for Trump. I don't think even one said it has to do with the email server. This post is a classic case of cognitive dissonance. Even those bringing up the server are only doing so because it is indicative of a much bigger issue.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2290 on: August 26, 2016, 09:57:18 AM »
There have been numerous reasons some on this forum have stated for their support for Trump. I don't think even one said it has to do with the email server. This post is a classic case of cognitive dissonance. Even those bringing up the server are only doing so because it is indicative of a much bigger issue.
You mean like sending and receiving classified information on an unsecure server?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2291 on: August 26, 2016, 09:59:44 AM »
There have been numerous reasons some on this forum have stated for their support for Trump. I don't think even one said it has to do with the email server. This post is a classic case of cognitive dissonance. Even those bringing up the server are only doing so because it is indicative of a much bigger issue.

Not all all. All I'm saying is just because one candidate has weaknesses doesn't mean another is qualified for office. That also doesn't mean the other is not qualified. Some have brought reasons, but many have not, and it's challenging to make case that he's qualified to be president based on his merits. Does anyone here really think of trump as their ideal president? If you could choose anyone alive, would he be near the top of that list?

That being said, if I vote, it very well may be for him.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2292 on: August 26, 2016, 10:00:42 AM »
You mean like sending and receiving classified information on an unsecure server?
Yes, although i could have written it better. The issue is not just that she used a personal server but that there was classified information sent that way and that her purpose seems to have been to hide some of her shady dealings.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2293 on: August 26, 2016, 10:04:19 AM »
Yes, although i could have written it better. The issue is not just that she used a personal server but that there was classified information sent that way and that her purpose seems to have been to hide some of her shady dealings.
The shady dealing I don't care about. The way Comey put it as being "extremely careless" with the information is what I have a problem with.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2294 on: August 26, 2016, 10:10:19 AM »
Not all all. All I'm saying is just because one candidate has weaknesses doesn't mean another is qualified for office. That also doesn't mean the other is not qualified. Some have brought reasons, but many have not, and it's challenging to make case that he's qualified to be president based on his merits. Does anyone here really think of trump as their ideal president? If you could choose anyone alive, would he be near the top of that list?

That being said, if I vote, it very well may be for him.

As I wrote earlier,
One is not qualified the other is disqualified.


The shady dealing I don't care about. The way Comey put it as being "extremely careless" with the information is what I have a problem with.
That is your choice. I care when the foreign policy is for sale to the highest bidder.
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