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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829952 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23000 on: August 19, 2018, 10:29:32 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 19, 2018, 07:03:41 PM
You cant make this stuff up: TRUTH ISN'T TRUTH

his rebbi is bill clinton .
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23001 on: August 19, 2018, 10:53:11 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on August 19, 2018, 10:29:32 PM
his rebbi is bill clinton .
Thanks for proving my point.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23002 on: August 19, 2018, 10:56:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 19, 2018, 10:53:11 PM
Thanks for proving my point.  :)
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im not arguing with your point
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23003 on: August 19, 2018, 11:02:41 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on August 19, 2018, 10:56:31 PM
im not arguing with your point
I know, hence:
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 19, 2018, 10:53:11 PM
Thanks for proving my point.  :)
The second part was for one of our resident defenders.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23004 on: August 19, 2018, 11:18:41 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 19, 2018, 04:33:44 PM
Those nutcases are not news reporters. They belong in the Jerry Springer category.
Bottom line is they rule the news!  While I can't say the percentage but you can safely assume that each one has 20% of their camp behind them... (40% of the country...)

Additionally the article addresses "real" reporters that have put in their own bias in the news.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23005 on: August 19, 2018, 11:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 19, 2018, 11:18:41 PM
Bottom line is they rule the news!  While I can't say the percentage but you can safely assume that each one has 20% of their camp behind them... (40% of the country...)

Additionally the article addresses "real" reporters that have put in their own bias in the news.
I am not disagreeing. They are bias. The real news (maybe and hour or two each day) on each network is pretty accurate.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23006 on: August 19, 2018, 11:26:39 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 19, 2018, 11:21:33 PM
I am not disagreeing.

So what do we do now? It's so akward that we don't go on arguing for another few pages...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23007 on: August 19, 2018, 11:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 19, 2018, 11:26:39 PM

So what do we do now?
Wait for @aygart to chime in.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23008 on: August 20, 2018, 12:18:43 AM »
Quote from: gingyguy on August 19, 2018, 10:29:32 PM
his rebbi is bill clinton .

He seems to have been a poor talmid. The guy says something stupid every time he opens his mouth.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23009 on: August 20, 2018, 07:53:57 AM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1031508193107763200

Good morning mr president don't forget the negal vaser
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23010 on: August 20, 2018, 07:56:22 AM »
Quote from: yesitsme on August 20, 2018, 07:53:57 AM
Good morning mr president don't forget the negal vaser their are good white nationalist that hate Jews.
FTFY in case you forgot.  :)
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« Reply #23011 on: August 20, 2018, 10:38:23 AM »
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« Reply #23012 on: August 20, 2018, 10:38:49 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 20, 2018, 07:56:22 AM
FTFY in case you forgot.  :)
We can always rely on you for the reminder.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23013 on: August 20, 2018, 05:22:19 PM »
Still no word from the Jury in the Paul Manaford case. How long can this drag on for?
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« Reply #23014 on: August 20, 2018, 05:26:13 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on August 20, 2018, 05:22:19 PM
Still no word from the Jury in the Paul Manaford case. How long can this drag on for?
You have 18 counts. Does it matter? The verdict is going to be spun no matter what it is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23015 on: August 20, 2018, 05:53:26 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 20, 2018, 05:26:13 PM
You have 18 counts. Does it matter? The verdict is going to be spun no matter what it is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23016 on: August 20, 2018, 08:41:29 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 20, 2018, 05:26:13 PM
You have 18 counts. Does it matter? The verdict is going to be spun no matter what it is.
Unless he walk free
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23017 on: August 20, 2018, 08:43:19 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 20, 2018, 08:41:29 PM
Unless he walk free
You are dreaming. The other side will say this was a weak case. The next one against him is iron clad.
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« Reply #23018 on: August 20, 2018, 08:44:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 20, 2018, 08:43:19 PM
You are dreaming. The other side will say this was a weak case. The next one against him is iron clad.
Don't forget to blame the judge.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23019 on: August 20, 2018, 08:52:33 PM »
Quote from: aygart on August 20, 2018, 08:44:04 PM
Don't forget to blame the judge.
All kidding aside that guy is a loose cannon.
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