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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1858662 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2310 on: August 26, 2016, 03:15:27 PM »
For anyone registered to vote in NY, NJ, or CA, this is nothing but entertainment (and a waste of time if you plan to actually vote on election day).
I am glad that millions will prove you wrong on election day.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2311 on: August 26, 2016, 03:18:16 PM »
I forgot, even the most obvious exaggerations are only allowed if they are anti Trump.
No they are not allowed at all in my book. This issue is not HRC vs Trump.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2312 on: August 26, 2016, 03:27:04 PM »
I am glad that millions will prove you wrong on election day.
You are delusional.

Find your state below:

I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2313 on: August 26, 2016, 03:32:02 PM »
You, my dear friend, are taking this entire thing way too seriously.

As I've pointed out before, this is only decision time for a select few who vote in OH, FL, and a couple of other states. For anyone registered to vote in NY, NJ, or CA, this is nothing but entertainment (and a waste of time if you plan to actually vote on election day).
do you mean this is my only way to vote?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2314 on: August 26, 2016, 03:37:14 PM »
Find your state below:
What's the saying about numbers and liars?  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2315 on: August 26, 2016, 03:46:17 PM »
do you mean this is my only way to vote?
קצרה בינתי מהבין
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2316 on: August 26, 2016, 03:51:33 PM »
קצרה בינתי מהבין
The closest I can get to voting is by possibly influencing how someone else votes.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2317 on: August 28, 2016, 12:19:42 AM »
Look at when his campaign manager grab the lady reporter. He stood by him. Contrast that with HRC when the emails came out about DNC. She cut her long time top supporter off at the knees before the ink was dry.
He dropped Manafort like a rock after the Ukrainian funny money got publicized.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2319 on: August 28, 2016, 02:36:06 PM »
interesting idea


I was thinking of starting new thread as I want more ppl to see this but I dont take new threads lightly. Even in JS

#feeltheJohnson

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2320 on: August 28, 2016, 10:45:00 PM »
interesting idea


I was thinking of starting new thread as I want more ppl to see this but I dont take new threads lightly. Even in JS

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May be a good concept but the abe Lincoln thing is so terrible it's unwatchable.
Also he's s libertarian which is terrible  for israel,  fighting terrorist etc. ...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2321 on: August 29, 2016, 11:02:09 AM »
Check out all of @scottadamsays and his followers' ideas for the wall.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2322 on: August 29, 2016, 11:57:31 AM »
See http://www.politics1.com/p2016.htm

I think Evan McMullen might have been a good candidate, but doesn't stand a chance.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2323 on: August 29, 2016, 12:39:48 PM »
Check out all of @scottadamsays and his followers' ideas for the wall.
each one more unrealistic than the other. That would be the most inefficient train route ever.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2324 on: August 29, 2016, 06:18:05 PM »
She led herself right into this one.

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