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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4625238 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23721 on: September 13, 2018, 11:28:52 AM »
Trump says they did their best job in Puerto Rico. This guy is detached from reality.

https://twitter.com/CarmenYulinCruz/status/1039609845744377859

Now he is denying the number 3000.....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23722 on: September 13, 2018, 11:46:40 AM »
Now he is denying the number 3000.....
so silly , why doesn;t he just blame it on Ms. Yulin Cruz and her corruption
All the money and food that the Gov't and people sent was left to rot on the runways
They couldn;t get anything in to the countryside
no trucks, no roads no infrastructure no docks no airports
it was years and years of mismanagement and corruption
to lay that at Trumps feet is asinine
but his response is completely insane 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23723 on: September 13, 2018, 12:14:49 PM »
so silly , why doesn;t he just blame it on Ms. Yulin Cruz and her corruption
All the money and food that the Gov't and people sent was left to rot on the runways
They couldn;t get anything in to the countryside
no trucks, no roads no infrastructure no docks no airports
it was years and years of mismanagement and corruption
to lay that at Trumps feet is asinine
but his response is completely insane
Why did you expect otherwise from him?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23724 on: September 13, 2018, 12:22:06 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23725 on: September 13, 2018, 12:55:00 PM »
I use it daily.  I have some in my pocket.
Funny but non one here has a logic answer.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23726 on: September 13, 2018, 01:00:07 PM »
Funny but non one here has a logic answer.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
If it looks like a troll, swims like a troll, and quacks like a troll, then it probably is a troll.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23727 on: September 13, 2018, 01:01:25 PM »
If it looks like a troll, swims like a troll, and quacks like a troll, then it probably is a troll.
You think that up all by yourself or did you need help?  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23728 on: September 13, 2018, 01:03:13 PM »
You think that up all by yourself or did you need help?  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23729 on: September 13, 2018, 01:13:03 PM »
What does it say about those that support this POS?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1040220855400386560
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23730 on: September 13, 2018, 01:30:04 PM »
What does it say about those that support this POS?
[tweet]1040220855400386560[/tweet]

That they follow the reasoning of NYT to endorse someone?
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When he allows petty enmity and political grievance to distract him from his commitment to public service, he is his own worst enemy. But when he confronts a real problem and gets down to work, he is a very capable
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23731 on: September 13, 2018, 01:32:01 PM »
That they follow the reasoning of NYT to endorse someone?
So many here put very little value on moral character, interesting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23732 on: September 13, 2018, 02:13:50 PM »
So many here put very little value on moral character, interesting.
because the Clintons and Kennedy's and even FDR were soooooooo moral (sarcasm)
The problem with politics and elections lately are that we are forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils
on all levels
seems like either everyone is being smeared or normal smart people steer clear
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23733 on: September 13, 2018, 02:18:34 PM »
So many here put very little value on moral character, interesting.
We don't look to politicians for moral leadership. We look to them to make policies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23734 on: September 13, 2018, 04:26:27 PM »
Every single poll has Trump with a higher disapproval. Even the Hannity @ilherman poll.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/?ex_cid=rrpromo
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23735 on: September 13, 2018, 04:45:26 PM »
Every single poll has Trump with a higher disapproval. Even the Hannity @ilherman poll.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/?ex_cid=rrpromo
Polls are fun, but I think after the 2016 elections, on how bad the polls were, people dont care what polls have to say

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23736 on: September 13, 2018, 04:53:17 PM »
Polls are fun, but I think after the 2016 elections, on how bad the polls were, people dont care what polls have to say
That is #fakenews. Polls had it pretty accurate. Look at the popular vote.
Putting all that aside anytime you want to bet against the polls just let me know. I had ZERO takers last time!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23737 on: September 13, 2018, 05:14:15 PM »
Polls are fun, but I think after the 2016 elections, on how bad the polls were, people dont care what polls have to say
That is #fakenews. Polls had it pretty accurate. Look at the popular vote.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23738 on: September 13, 2018, 06:12:55 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23739 on: September 13, 2018, 06:45:15 PM »
Some idiots still believe he cares about others.
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1040323147558379520
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