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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #241 on: July 14, 2015, 04:10:15 PM »
when is that from?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #242 on: July 14, 2015, 07:35:21 PM »

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #243 on: July 14, 2015, 08:13:14 PM »
Trump is used car salesman. It is that simple. The sooner the Republican Party can dispose of this clown the better off they will be.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #244 on: July 14, 2015, 08:42:46 PM »
Trump is used car salesman. It is that simple. The sooner the Republican Party can dispose of this clown the better off they will be.
And you really mean the good of the Republican party??!
Why are you releasing "secrets" to the Republicans that can be helpful to them??
It reminds me of the dem mouth pieces who always say that republicans won't win the white house if they don't support amnesty....
I mean why are you sharing these secrets?? You really want the Republicans to win??

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #245 on: July 14, 2015, 09:09:26 PM »
Trump is used car salesman. It is that simple. The sooner the Republican Party can dispose of this clown the better off they will be.
One heck of a wealthy used car salesman

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #246 on: July 15, 2015, 12:23:46 AM »
And you really mean the good of the Republican party??!
Why are you releasing "secrets" to the Republicans that can be helpful to them??
It reminds me of the dem mouth pieces who always say that republicans won't win the white house if they don't support amnesty....
I mean why are you sharing these secrets?? You really want the Republicans to win??
Clueless.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #247 on: July 15, 2015, 01:04:56 AM »
Trump is a racist bigot who has no chance in geting in anyway. The longer he's up there, the more damage he will cause for more electable republicans. Simple math. Even if you like him, he's not getting voted by the masses...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #248 on: July 15, 2015, 01:21:22 AM »
Trump is a racist bigot who has no chance in geting in anyway. The longer he's up there, the more damage he will cause for more electable republicans. Simple math. Even if you like him, he's not getting voted by the masses...
I agree. I think he is one of the only ones who can actually lose to Hillary. Possibly Bush as well. The rest would depend on their willingness to really go after her.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #249 on: July 15, 2015, 10:23:50 AM »
I agree. I think he is one of the only ones who can actually lose to Hillary. Possibly Bush as well. The rest would depend on their willingness to really go after her.
And Hillary has something going for her?
Besides all the scandals.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #250 on: July 15, 2015, 10:30:00 AM »
And Hillary has something going for her?
Besides all the scandals.
I don't think you understood what I wrote.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #251 on: July 15, 2015, 10:38:46 AM »
I don't think you understood what I wrote.
I did I just went a notch further while we were on that note.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #252 on: July 16, 2015, 12:29:00 AM »
And Hillary has something going for her?
Besides all the scandals.
This thread is about this clown.  >:(
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #257 on: July 19, 2015, 01:07:37 PM »
Liberal media is scared that he makes good points.


+1 I can't agree more. I think they are more scared that they can't bully him into submission. He is open about his opinions and doesn't back down.

Finally the media is smarting up.... ;D

Nice try. The Huffpo is "media" less than Donald is a presidential candidate. The twisted hippies writing for Huffpo are terrified of Trump.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #258 on: July 19, 2015, 01:13:24 PM »
Liberal media is scared that he makes good points.
+1 I can't agree more. 
Like McCain is not a war hero?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #259 on: July 19, 2015, 01:39:38 PM »
Finally the media is smarting up.... ;D
When did the Huffington Post become part of "the media"? Last I checked it was an online version of a tabloid. Tons of junk with a sprinkle of liberal indoctrination.