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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1858616 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2400 on: September 04, 2016, 03:53:27 AM »
National polls are worthless, the electoral map, as is, is unwinnable for Trump. An email dump could change that...
The day after the Republican convention Karl Rove wrote an editorial in the WSJ with an exact plan for which states Trump need, and how he shouldn't even step foot anywhere else. http://www.rove.com/article/dont-waste-your-time-donald. He clearly didn't pay attention to that, but Rove was right.
http://time.com/4474619/read-hillary-clinton-american-legion-speech/

Military responses to hacking? Who is the warmonger?
She's quite the hawk. It's gone largely unnoticed, but historically she's much more pro military action than her former boss or successor.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2401 on: September 04, 2016, 09:04:10 PM »
@ScottAdamsSays has a theory that there's a mole in the Clinton campaign who is tweeting statements which are latently pro-Trump. Here's another...
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2402 on: September 04, 2016, 09:09:46 PM »
@ScottAdamsSays has a theory that there's a mole in the Clinton campaign who is tweeting statements which are latently pro-Trump. Here's another...
 
Am I missing something? How's this pro Trump?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2403 on: September 04, 2016, 09:47:51 PM »
Am I missing something? How's this pro Trump?
Because people are upset on Washington and actually like the idea that Trump is insulting them. Got it?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2404 on: September 04, 2016, 10:13:06 PM »
Am I missing something? How's this pro Trump?

Because people are upset on Washington and actually like the idea that Trump is insulting them. Got it?
No. It's the insinuation that Trump in Washington is a forgone conclusion.

Subtleties.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2405 on: September 04, 2016, 10:15:19 PM »
Even Hillary says we should vote for Trump ;D


The mole.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2407 on: September 04, 2016, 10:30:48 PM »
The mole.
Hmm. Interesting theory. But wouldn't H campaign catch on just like Adams did?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2408 on: September 04, 2016, 11:12:59 PM »
@ScottAdamsSays has a theory that there's a mole in the Clinton campaign who is tweeting statements which are latently pro-Trump. Here's another...

You are missing the boat. He doesn't think there is a real mole in the campaign. What is happening is that Adams is looking at the election from a persuasion point of view. In that outlook any statement which depict Trump as president is bad persuasion and only makes people able to envision him as president. Part of his theory is that Trump is miles ahead of Hillary in this aspect and that Trump will win in a landslide. (Recently he feels that Hillary has picked up her persuasion game and he suspects that she hired Cialdini to consult with and he says this can flip things). He feels that in general her campaign is so bad at this that it is as if there is a mole in her campaign. He does not mean that there actually is one.
Hmm. Interesting theory. But wouldn't H campaign catch on just like Adams did?
This explains why she is not "catching on"
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2410 on: September 05, 2016, 11:58:34 AM »
WTH?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ5mriBjcf_/?taken-at=1025207793
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ5mFtoj9Ai/?taken-at=1025207793
The pastor prayed and fasted over that prayer shawl from Israel.  ;D

Watch the end of Trump's speech to the Detroit black church.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2411 on: September 05, 2016, 12:47:08 PM »
The pastor prayed and fasted over that prayer shawl from Israel.  ;D
And anyone is supposed to think that any intelligent (or even non-intelligent) argument can be used with the followers of this pastor or bishop? But this is the reality of the USA today!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2412 on: September 05, 2016, 01:20:18 PM »
Why you should never listen to polls quoted by campaigns




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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2413 on: September 05, 2016, 04:30:27 PM »
finally i know what she means #strongertogether

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2414 on: September 05, 2016, 04:35:26 PM »
Why you should never listen to polls quoted by campaigns






That you shouldn't believe polls cited by your candidate, the infamous pathological liar.