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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1858627 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2415 on: September 05, 2016, 04:38:08 PM »
Oy vey

If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2416 on: September 05, 2016, 04:44:40 PM »
Oy vey


if only it will happen at the debate

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2417 on: September 05, 2016, 04:59:41 PM »
That you shouldn't believe polls cited by your candidate, the infamous pathological liar.
Are you referring to Trump or Hillary?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2418 on: September 05, 2016, 05:01:42 PM »
That you shouldn't believe polls cited by your candidate, the infamous pathological liar.
No you got it wrong this was not put out by Hillary and she is your candidate anyhow. The one who was closest to being my candidate is no longer in the race. Either way, they corrected it-it was an attribution error.


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2419 on: September 05, 2016, 05:41:05 PM »
No you got it wrong this was not put out by Hillary and she is your candidate anyhow. The one who was closest to being my candidate is no longer in the race. Either way, they corrected it-it was an attribution error.




When a bunch of illiterates run your campaign....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2420 on: September 05, 2016, 05:43:05 PM »
When a bunch of illiterates run your campaign....
Cog dis
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2421 on: September 05, 2016, 06:59:42 PM »
Oy vey


Shouldn't they have some kind of plan B in case she gets these spells? Like someone else should take over the microphone till it subsides, or so. What's wrong with them? How do they allow this to happen?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2422 on: September 05, 2016, 07:03:40 PM »
Shouldn't they have some kind of plan B in case she gets these spells? Like someone else should take over the microphone till it subsides, or so. What's wrong with them? How do they allow this to happen?
She took some sort of medication in the middle there.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2423 on: September 05, 2016, 07:07:16 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2424 on: September 05, 2016, 07:08:35 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2425 on: September 05, 2016, 07:18:03 PM »
Shouldn't they have some kind of plan B in case she gets these spells? Like someone else should take over the microphone till it subsides, or so. What's wrong with them? How do they allow this to happen?

No. If they pull her off of the stage she will CERTAINLY look sick and weak. By staying, she is essentially making a statement that she is "fine", and that it is nothing but a "stupid little cough".

Remember that perfectly healthy people can also have a coughing fit once in a while. Happens to me after eating almonds sometimes. (However, I do believe there is something up with her health, just not sure what..)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2426 on: September 05, 2016, 07:40:22 PM »
She took some sort of medication in the middle there.
It was a throat drop (hard candy), like she takes during every coughing fit.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2427 on: September 05, 2016, 07:44:19 PM »
It was a throat drop (hard candy), like she takes during every coughing fit.
you do not typically take a drink right after you pop a candy into your mouth.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2428 on: September 05, 2016, 07:52:00 PM »
you do not typically take a drink right after you pop a candy into your mouth.
Are you for real? She was desparate to make the cough go away. What's typical  is irrelevant here. Watch again - it is easy to see her untwisting the candy wrapper. 
And besides, she did not take a drink immediately after putting the item into her mouth, as one would when swallowing a pill. Watch again.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2429 on: September 05, 2016, 08:02:47 PM »
Are you for real? She was desparate to make the cough go away. What's typical  is irrelevant here. Watch again - it is easy to see her untwisting the candy wrapper. 
And besides, she did not take a drink immediately after putting the item into her mouth, as one would when swallowing a pill. Watch again.
LOL

After watching the video I was like, who is she kidding? Now I see some idiots actually buy it..

Cmon, it's that hard to put a pill into a candy wrapper? And then she waits 3 seconds and swallows it..

Also, after that didn't help you can see Kain and some other aid giving here something which looks like some kind of injection. Not sure why the media ignores it.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.