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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1859659 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2430 on: September 05, 2016, 08:04:56 PM »
LOL

After watching the video I was like, who is she kidding? Now I see some idiots actually buy it..

Cmon, it's that hard to put a pill into a candy wrapper? And then she waits 3 seconds and swallows it..

Also, after that didn't help you can see Kain and some other aid giving here something which looks like some kind of injection. Not sure why the media ignores it.
What medication would she take in middle of a speech to relieve a cough?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2431 on: September 05, 2016, 08:07:01 PM »
You seem to be a real Hilary Chasid.

This was not a regular cough. There is something that brings it. And there is medication for that. Kapish?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2432 on: September 05, 2016, 08:13:48 PM »
You seem to be a real Hilary Chasid.

Couldn't be further from the truth. Where did I ever insinuate that?

I just can't stand conspiracy theories. It makes the theorists look juvenile.
When there is a clear obvious explanation for what she put in her mouth while coughing, the theories sound foolish.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2433 on: September 05, 2016, 08:26:56 PM »
You seem to be a real Hilary Chasid.

This was not a regular cough. There is something that brings it. And there is medication for that. Kapish?
LOL
I guess of there are really people out there like this then Trump has a shot
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2434 on: September 05, 2016, 08:58:31 PM »
It doesn't really make a difference anyhow. Either there is or isn't some underlying health issue but whether she took a cough drop or medication for it is irrelevant. It could have just as easily been for allergies. My while point was as a rely to someone asking why she wasn't prepared.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 09:20:00 PM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2435 on: September 05, 2016, 09:27:33 PM »
Couldn't be further from the truth. Where did I ever insinuate that?

I just can't stand conspiracy theories. It makes the theorists look juvenile.
When there is a clear obvious explanation for what she put in her mouth while coughing, the theories sound foolish.
She has coughing fits all the time, has been seen stumbling a number of times, needs stools to lean on at her rallies, and has exhibited some really odd behavior.

She may or may not have a serious health issue, I'd put it at 50/50. Hardly a conspiracy theory.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2436 on: September 05, 2016, 09:30:29 PM »
She has coughing fits all the time, has been seen stumbling a number of times, needs stools to lean on at her rallies, and has exhibited some really odd behavior.

She may or may not have a serious health issue, I'd put it at 50/50. Hardly a conspiracy theory.
And as proof that it's not a conspiracy theory, I heard Hillary today, responding to questions about claims about her health, saying there have been so many conspiracy theories and can't even keep track of them.

Really? Can you name any others?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2437 on: September 05, 2016, 09:31:03 PM »
HRC - 68
Bill - 70
Donald - 70

Who looks the healthiest?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2438 on: September 05, 2016, 09:32:25 PM »
She has coughing fits all the time, has been seen stumbling a number of times, needs stools to lean on at her rallies, and has exhibited some really odd behavior.

She may or may not have a serious health issue, I'd put it at 50/50. Hardly a conspiracy theory.
I was referring specifically to the theory that she was took medication during her coughing fit, as opposed to a cough drop.
I agree there is a strong possibility that she is hiding some sort is health issue.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2439 on: September 05, 2016, 10:36:44 PM »
Okay

So you agree that the people saying she has health issues are not some weird conspirators. So what's so hard to make sense that she had to take a pill to to calm down whatever her problem is/was.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2440 on: September 05, 2016, 10:39:42 PM »
Oy. Some of you need a lesson on how drugs are assimilated into the body. Swallowing a pill is the SLOWEST way. If she did take medication it would only stop the cough that she's going to have thirty-five minutes from now.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2441 on: September 05, 2016, 10:42:27 PM »
Oy. Some of you need a lesson on how drugs are assimilated into the body. Swallowing a pill is the SLOWEST way. If she did take medication it would only stop the cough that she's going to have thirty-five minutes from now.
Oiy. Some people are just not updated.

Indeed injections work faster. But some pills work VERY fast. Not at all 35 minutes
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2442 on: September 05, 2016, 10:51:38 PM »
Meanwhile she had another coughing attack while discussing some conspiracy theories about Russia. THe conspiracy theorists on each side can now talk about that interview.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2443 on: September 05, 2016, 11:05:34 PM »
Oiy. Some people are just not updated.

Indeed injections work faster. But some pills work VERY fast. Not at all 35 minutes

Injection, snorting, smoking, inhaling... anything works faster than swallowing. Even smearing on your mucous membranes.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2444 on: September 05, 2016, 11:16:57 PM »
She may or may not have a serious health issue, I'd put it at 50/50. Hardly a conspiracy theory.

I do not like Hillary, but I would not put this at 50/50.

There are many non-serious medical issues that can cause coughing, including hyperthyroidism. I can see why the campaign would try to hide this, because it just wouldn't reflect well on her. It's something that happens most commonly to elderly women, and she would be given the title "old woman".

As for a serious medical condition, I would say more like 10/90 chance.