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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1858712 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2445 on: September 06, 2016, 12:07:42 AM »
For a while already I have felt that her facial expressions remind me of my grandmother when she was at the early stages of Alzheimer's, but that is really meaningless. The only thing which seems strange is that video of her head shaking. The rest is confirmation bias.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2446 on: September 06, 2016, 12:18:30 AM »
Injection, snorting, smoking, inhaling... anything works faster than swallowing. Even smearing on your mucous membranes.
Wouldn't rectal be the fastest way or is that TMI?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2447 on: September 06, 2016, 12:19:05 AM »
For a while already I have felt that her facial expressions remind me of my grandmother when she was at the early stages of Alzheimer's, but that is really meaningless. The only thing which seems strange is that video of her head shaking. The rest is confirmation bias.
IIRC there's more than one of that.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2448 on: September 06, 2016, 12:22:05 AM »
Wouldn't rectal be the fastest way or is that TMI?  :)
what do you think Tim Kaine was doing behind her?  ;D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2449 on: September 06, 2016, 12:54:29 AM »
It does seem very strange that she jokes about her health, mocks those who question it, calls people conspiracy theorists...but doesn't actually respond to the questions abut her health. Very Clinton-esque.

Also, in regard to conspiracy theories...once you start realizing how man conspiracies there actually are, being a conpsiracy theorist actually seems like kind of a good idea.

I mean, if someone had told you 5-10 years ago that the government would be listening to everyone's phone calls, recording them and storing them...you'd say they were a conspiracy theorist. It's only a crazy conspiracy until it's made public.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2450 on: September 06, 2016, 01:01:20 AM »
It does seem very strange that she jokes about her health, mocks those who question it, calls people conspiracy theorists...but doesn't actually respond to the questions abut her health. Very Clinton-esque.

Also, in regard to conspiracy theories...once you start realizing how man conspiracies there actually are, being a conpsiracy theorist actually seems like kind of a good idea.

I mean, if someone had told you 5-10 years ago that the government would be listening to everyone's phone calls, recording them and storing them...you'd say they were a conspiracy theorist. It's only a crazy conspiracy until it's made public.

I agree with the idea, but the example is pretty bad.
If you ask me it was pretty obvious the government could/would be listening/recording all phone calls.
They always had the capability to do it, and laws like the Patriot Act let the government get away with whatever they wanted.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2451 on: September 06, 2016, 01:07:29 AM »
It does seem very strange that she jokes about her health, mocks those who question it, calls people conspiracy theorists...but doesn't actually respond to the questions abut her health. Very Clinton-esque.

Also, in regard to conspiracy theories...once you start realizing how man conspiracies there actually are, being a conpsiracy theorist actually seems like kind of a good idea.

I mean, if someone had told you 5-10 years ago that the government would be listening to everyone's phone calls, recording them and storing them...you'd say they were a conspiracy theorist. It's only a crazy conspiracy until it's made public.

The fact is that most conspiracies are a load of trash.

UFO's, JFK, 9/11... You name it. Conspiracy theorists merely look for things that you can't DISPROVE so that their conspiracy sticks. They very rarely offer actual undisputable evidence that their theory is true.

As for the NSA, it has always been known that the Patriot Act enabled them to do this legally. Nobody knew to what extent they were doing it, but I would NOT say "it's a conspiracy" if you had suggested this before this was leaked to the public.

There is a simple way to disprove conspiracy theories: the government is TERRIBLE at keeping secrets, just look at their record. Do you believe they can keep such high profile secrets?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2452 on: September 06, 2016, 09:55:57 AM »
Press grills Clinton in her plane:


First question to Clinton, “What do you think?”

Clinton replies, “I think it’s pretty cool, don’t you?”

Clinton talks over the second question, “How does it feel to…” and leans over the reporter telling him, “You’re supposed to say yes.” (Laughter from reporters.)

Third question, “Are you glad to have all of us with you?”

Clinton, “I am so happy to have all of you with me!”

Fourth question, “Have you missed us?”

Clinton, “I’ve been just waiting for this moment. And I’m thrill…No, really and I’ll come back and talk to you more formally but I wanted to welcome you onto the plane!”

Fifth question, “How was your Labor Day weekend?”

Clinton, “It was good! It was really good, yeah! We had a good time, the last moment of…(Clinton exaggerates a relaxing exhaling to demonstrate calm.)”

Clinton interrupts her reply to greet Showtime’s Mark McKinnon who is filming a documentary program on the election, “Hello Mark! I recognize your hat. How are you? I’m glad you’re here!”

Clinton finishes her reply to the Labor Day weekend question, “Yeah, last moment before the mad dash–the next two months. So I hope you guys are ready. And uh…

Sixth question, “Are you ready?”

Clinton, “I’m ready. I’m more than ready. (To staffer) Are you ready Ruhn? (sp)

Clinton staffer, “Very ready.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2453 on: September 06, 2016, 10:20:46 AM »
you are missing the
 cough cough cough
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2454 on: September 06, 2016, 10:33:04 AM »
Some great new polls..
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2455 on: September 06, 2016, 10:34:09 AM »
Is the Hispanic vote as important as it is being made out to be?


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2456 on: September 06, 2016, 11:25:58 AM »
Hillary sounds like she's dying every time she gets up to speak.
Without getting involved in the health issues debate, aesthetically it is terrible for her, and it overshadows any message she is be trying to get out.

If she can't find a way to control the coughing, I can't see her winning.
It would probably have more impact than the Nixon/Kennedy TV debate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2457 on: September 06, 2016, 11:41:51 AM »
Hillary sounds like she's dying every time she gets up to speak.
Without getting involved in the health issues debate, aesthetically it is terrible for her, and it overshadows any message she is be trying to get out.

If she can't find a way to control the coughing, I can't see her winning.
It would probably have more impact than the Nixon/Kennedy TV debate.
The whole Nixon Kennedy thing has been thoroughly debunked. See here and the articles he links to.
https://mediamythalert.wordpress.com/tag/1960-debate/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2458 on: September 06, 2016, 11:44:59 AM »
The whole Nixon Kennedy thing has been thoroughly debunked. See here and the articles he links to.
https://mediamythalert.wordpress.com/tag/1960-debate/

So ignore that part.
Either way its hard to vote for someone that looks and sounds like she's dying.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2459 on: September 06, 2016, 11:52:26 AM »
It would be so much fun to watch  if she has a coughing fit during one of the debates.