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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858635 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24820 on: October 03, 2018, 03:05:27 PM »
You really need to stop drinking the Kool-Aid. It isn't an excuse, it is fact. They are both hypocrites but if drink the Hannity Kool-Aid you only see it one way.
If Andy McCabe criminal referral etc etc is Hannity Kool-Aid then his Kool-Aid really is amazing.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24821 on: October 03, 2018, 07:52:04 PM »
@ChaimMoskowitz , any comment on Ford's ex-boyfriend's allegations that she lied about the polygraph question, and never expressed fear of flying or claustrophobia in the 6 years they were together?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24822 on: October 03, 2018, 08:03:00 PM »
@ChaimMoskowitz , any comment on Ford's ex-boyfriend's allegations that she lied about the polygraph question, and never expressed fear of flying or claustrophobia in the 6 years they were together?
Just seen on FOX the girl she was said to have helped denied it ever happened.
How about this. We believe all reports from both sides. Where would that leave K? Devils Triangle is beer game like quarters, OK!  ::)

ETA:Monica Mclean, retired FBI SSA and friend of Ford, gave @ABC this statement:
“I have NEVER had Christine Blasey Ford, or anybody else, prepare me, or provide any other type of assistance whatsoever in connection with any polygraph exam I have taken at anytime.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24823 on: October 04, 2018, 01:39:51 PM »
Here we go with the spin on the FBI report.
Just like I predicted they didn't look into lies told to congress.
This is not the FBI's fault. They did the job they were instructed to do.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24824 on: October 04, 2018, 01:57:06 PM »
I'm not seeing anything that resembles sexual assault allegations ? He made people uncomfortable? It's easy to pull up a past incident and say you were made to feel uncomfortable 35 years ago but who said it wasn't consentual?

The New Yorker article first indicates that she said he stuck his penis in her face and later it says that they all said it was plastic ?

When did that become sexual assault ? The article indicates that they all laughed.

I in no way condone or support his behavior, he seems to have been a jerk, but so is everyone.

All these moral wizards who come back 35 years later and say how aghast they are and how bad he was.

In 1992 I was 7 years old and attended CGI Detroit and almost every kid made fun of me, teased me, taunted me and otherwise made my life miserable. I lost my temper constantly and was always being punished.

Oh well,kids are real Shi*s and I grew up, became a better person and moved on.

One of those kids, was someone who over the years I kept interacting with, we became friends, we were roommates for years, he apologized, I forgave him.

He's one of my best friends, one of the smartest people I know, a genuine mentch and sincere human being and I'd nominate him to scotus if I could.

I'd bet you that most of these grand wizards of the great order of  lynching are themselves guilty.

Once a girl called me "a funny sight" or as I joke "a funny site" and I didn't report her to the PC police for hurting my feelings.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24825 on: October 04, 2018, 02:01:55 PM »
I'm not seeing anything that resembles sexual assault allegations ?
That is all he said she said. This issue now is did he lie to congress. As someone that is extremely familiar with HS/college parties there is a .01% chance he did not lie.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24826 on: October 04, 2018, 02:15:25 PM »
Don't forget he also now has anger issues which isn't befittng for a SCP ::) (RBG is hiding under her desk)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24827 on: October 04, 2018, 02:16:45 PM »
Don't forget he also now has anger issues which isn't befittng for a SCP ::) (RBG is hiding under her desk)
I have no problem with anger. I want to know why he was crying talking about working out with his buddies?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24828 on: October 04, 2018, 02:30:05 PM »
That is all he said she said. This issue now is did he lie to congress. As someone that is extremely familiar with HS/college parties there is a .01% chance he did not lie.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24830 on: October 04, 2018, 02:34:18 PM »
How does not finding out anything new clear his name? There is going to be no change IMHO.
I was replying to you to refer to.the end of the article where he discusses if he lied.
in regards to your point there will be no change I'm public perception or.the dem/ Republican battle but there very well might be changed in the undecided votes

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24831 on: October 04, 2018, 02:36:22 PM »
I was replying to you to refer to.the end of the article where he discusses if he lied.
Got it. There is more than just his drinking where he might have lied.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24832 on: October 04, 2018, 02:40:34 PM »
Got it. There is more than just his drinking were he might have lied.
such as?
and I agree lying is lying but it's extremely unfair if they're false allegations to destroy him like that and then put him under intense investigation and they nail him for a small lie

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24833 on: October 04, 2018, 02:48:47 PM »
such as?
and I agree lying is lying but it's extremely unfair if they're false allegations to destroy him like that and then put him under intense investigation and they nail him for a small lie
An example would be the terms he used in his year book. To lie about small things (I agree they are small) is a big problem.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24834 on: October 04, 2018, 02:57:45 PM »
Six angry old white men giving a press conference. They just don't get it.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24835 on: October 04, 2018, 03:20:39 PM »
An example would be the terms he used in his year book. To lie about small things (I agree they are small) is a big problem.
lying about what a euphemism in a high school yearbook meant?? that's real weak imho...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24836 on: October 04, 2018, 03:23:53 PM »
lying about what a euphemism in a high school yearbook meant?? that's real weak imho...
I agree so the question is why do it, if he did?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24837 on: October 04, 2018, 03:26:35 PM »
I agree so the question is why do it, if he did?
i would guess being under intense pressure and scrutiny makes you try to be too perfect and also can lead to mistakes in judgment not saying that was necessarily what happened but I do think it's very plausible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24838 on: October 04, 2018, 03:28:39 PM »
An example would be the terms he used in his year book. To lie about small things (I agree they are small) is a big problem.

You want the FBI to investigate what a bunch of high school kids meant when they said "boof"?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24839 on: October 04, 2018, 03:30:10 PM »
Six angry old white men giving a press conference. They just don't get it.  ::)

Racist! What happened to "content of their character rather than the color of their skin"?