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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771579 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25020 on: October 09, 2018, 10:34:50 AM »
I'm blank.
Are you joking? I can think of a thousand things he could have said or done. She is not a Trumpster remember.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25021 on: October 09, 2018, 10:42:51 AM »
Are you joking? I can think of a thousand things he could have said or done. She is not a Trumpster remember.
To just bolt like that? And have a conference with Trump discussing it? NIMHO

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25022 on: October 09, 2018, 10:44:02 AM »
To just bolt like that? And have a conference with Trump discussing it? NIMHO
They will come out and say this was planned. The true story will then come out.
Like I said already, she doesn't drink the Hannity Kool-Aid.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25023 on: October 09, 2018, 10:46:51 AM »
They will come out and say this was planned. The true story will then come out.
Like I said already, she doesn't drink the Hannity Kool-Aid.
She's the only the cabinet that is publicly come out and said that she does not agree with Trump (except Ivanka).

There is no backlash for her to resign and if she wants to be a serious presidential Contender she's in a perfect place, however if she comes out against Trump now she can ruin her reputation

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25024 on: October 09, 2018, 10:47:17 AM »
She told him 6 months ago. Amazing they kept it under wraps

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25025 on: October 09, 2018, 10:47:44 AM »
With her gone not many level headed individuals left. This will be the worst swamp ever. So much for keeping promises!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25026 on: October 09, 2018, 10:49:24 AM »
She told him 6 months ago. Amazing they kept it under wraps
No one expected her to leave after two years as was rumored. Also it is not even two years yet.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25027 on: October 09, 2018, 10:56:06 AM »
No one expected her to leave after two years as was rumored. Also it is not even two years yet.
shes not leaving until end of year
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25028 on: October 09, 2018, 11:02:54 AM »
shes not leaving until end of year
Hopefully she will change her mind.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25029 on: October 09, 2018, 11:34:08 AM »
Hopefully she will change her mind.
And stay

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25030 on: October 09, 2018, 11:34:56 AM »
Hopefully she will change her mind.
Ain't happening unfortunately

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25031 on: October 09, 2018, 11:35:20 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25032 on: October 09, 2018, 11:47:50 AM »
she was the best for isreal.
And was beating up on the UN-which Trump agrees with fully
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25034 on: October 09, 2018, 12:00:30 PM »
whats happening here is shes positioning herself to take lindsey Grahams seat in the senate after Trump puts Graham up as AG and fires Sessions...
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25035 on: October 09, 2018, 12:08:31 PM »
...or run.  :)
Someone was telling me that maybe Trump won't run in 2020 and She will...talk about some ppl daydreaming.
she was the best for isreal.
And was beating up on the UN-which Trump agrees with fully
She was solid. Period.
whats happening here is shes positioning herself to take lindsey Grahams seat in the senate after Trump puts Graham up as AG and fires Sessions...
Nah, why would she want to take a Senate seate instead of having the full attention? It's waay better for a 2024 contender

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25036 on: October 09, 2018, 12:09:54 PM »
Someone was telling me that maybe Trump won't run in 2020 and She will...talk about some ppl daydreaming.She was solid. Period.Nah, why would she want to take a Senate seate instead of having the full attention? It's waay better for a 2024 contender
its not so easy to be president-anyway you can accomplish alot of things in the senate for your state, its much closer to home
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25037 on: October 09, 2018, 12:10:17 PM »
The only reason that I can think of why she called it quits is..

She sees a nasty fight looming..whether it's the Mideast plan or something else and she'd rather leave when all's good.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25038 on: October 09, 2018, 01:26:59 PM »
lol you just cant win against the twitter mob
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25039 on: October 09, 2018, 01:27:55 PM »
This is sad news. And maybe the most unified emotional response the country can get