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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768560 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25200 on: October 14, 2018, 02:56:27 PM »
Finally a good idea to come out of this thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25201 on: October 14, 2018, 02:57:19 PM »
What are you doing in this cesspool?
I saw gingi's post scrolling through tapa, trust me, Im not sticking around.
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25202 on: October 14, 2018, 02:58:20 PM »
I saw gingi's post scrolling through tapa, trust me, Im not sticking around.
Are you one of those closet readers of this thread?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25203 on: October 14, 2018, 03:00:30 PM »
Are you one of those closet readers of this thread?  :)
Hell no, you think I'd be able to read this garbage without commenting? The last post shows up on tapa, you don't have to click on it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25204 on: October 14, 2018, 03:11:09 PM »
Death toll for hurricane Michael continues to rise. All Trump has time for is rallies and hosting nutcases in the WH.  ::)
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/12/trump-florida-georgia-hurricane-michael-897979

His rallies are more important? Hosting a nutcase like YE in the WH is more important. Of course he is going to visit sooner or later. The point was he had plenty of time and decided against it and instead did stuff to stroke his ego. Hopefully you will understand now.  ::)
so I didnt read your post wrong you just werent clear about what you meant. ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25205 on: October 14, 2018, 03:13:27 PM »
so I didnt read your post wrong you just werent clear about what you meant. ::)
Stop by the "DDF Reading Comprehension Master Thread" thread ask the difference between present and future tense.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25206 on: October 14, 2018, 03:26:40 PM »
Stop by the "DDF Reading Comprehension Master Thread" thread ask the difference between present and future tense.  :P
uh when you complain ''he only has time for rallies''and not for florida, that implies you believe he doesnt have time in the future either.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25208 on: October 14, 2018, 03:41:08 PM »
uh when you complain ''he only has time for rallies''and not for florida, that implies you believe he doesnt have time in the future either.
It was a statement of fact in present tense. I didn't imply anything. Next time if you are not sure just ask instead of assuming.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25209 on: October 14, 2018, 04:34:33 PM »
Death toll for hurricane Michael continues to rise. All Trump has time for is rallies and hosting nutcases in the WH.  ::)

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-rally-blitz-tries-stave-off-dem-gains-122938910--politics.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25211 on: October 14, 2018, 04:47:44 PM »
Who are your friends? R's, D's or I's like me?
conservative and Jews from Brooklyn and democrats who ask me why I love socialism if this is the direction the party heads (FYI I am registered as a green party and voted for them)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25212 on: October 14, 2018, 04:48:41 PM »
What are others doing? We already established Trump is a racist.  :)
calling people pigs etc.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25213 on: October 14, 2018, 04:49:44 PM »
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no say?//?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25214 on: October 14, 2018, 05:02:44 PM »
Who are your friends? R's, D's or I's like me?

With independents like you, who needs radical left wing liberals ;)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25215 on: October 14, 2018, 05:04:28 PM »
conservative and Jews from Brooklyn and democrats who ask me why I love socialism if this is the direction the party heads (FYI I am registered as a green party and voted for them)
He tried to walk it back. I guess he is trying to out Trump, Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25216 on: October 14, 2018, 05:05:46 PM »
With independents like you, who needs radical left wing liberals ;)
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« Reply #25217 on: October 14, 2018, 05:06:07 PM »
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no say?//?

He tried to walk it back. I guess he is trying to out Trump, Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25218 on: October 14, 2018, 05:07:57 PM »
He tried to walk it back. I guess he is trying to out Trump, Trump.
who? not me.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25219 on: October 14, 2018, 05:09:18 PM »
who? not me.
Ok, I am confused now. I thought you were asking about Holder's comment.
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