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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829456 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2520 on: September 08, 2016, 07:56:53 PM »
This is the best thing that could of happened to Gary Johnson. Until now, no one heard of him. Now everyone is talking about him.
Shout out to Meshugener!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2521 on: September 08, 2016, 07:57:54 PM »
Done as in won't win? In that case he is still frozen not anywhere near done. Done as in won't have any effect on the election? Then who will Bill Kristol vote for?
Done as in gaining traction to get on the debate stage
Because he didn't know what Aleppo was? Ask 100 people on the street about Aleppo and see the response you get.
They ain't running for president

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2522 on: September 08, 2016, 07:59:57 PM »
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/09/us/politics/gary-johnson-aleppo.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/
Yeah he's done
Look at the corrections at the bottom of the article.  It seems the journalists at the NYT are as well informed as Mr. Johnson.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2523 on: September 08, 2016, 08:00:40 PM »
They ain't running for president
You think they are going to care about something they don't know about? You give the voting public to much credit.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2524 on: September 08, 2016, 08:01:15 PM »
This is the best thing that could of happened to Gary Johnson. Until now, no one heard of him. Now everyone is talking about him.
This guy is going to have a big effect in swing states.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2525 on: September 08, 2016, 08:01:58 PM »
Because he didn't know what Aleppo was? Ask 100 people on the street about Aleppo and see the response you get.

Where I grew up we call it Halab
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2526 on: September 08, 2016, 08:05:42 PM »
Where I grew up we call it Halab
Or Aram Sova

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2527 on: September 08, 2016, 08:06:45 PM »
You think they are going to care about something they don't know about? You give the voting public to much credit.
The people that are looking for a third option are mor likely to care

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2528 on: September 08, 2016, 08:26:49 PM »
The people that are looking for a third option are mor likely to care
Meh. The vote for him is purely a feel good vote. You get to vote, not vote for Hillary or trump, and have no responsibility for the president since he won't win anyhow. It is nothing more than am abdication of their perceived responsibility.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2529 on: September 08, 2016, 08:30:23 PM »
Meh. The vote for him is purely a feel good vote. You get to vote, not vote for Hillary or trump, and have no responsibility for the president since he won't win anyhow. It is nothing more than am abdication of their perceived responsibility.
1000% agree with you.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2530 on: September 08, 2016, 08:34:54 PM »
1000% agree with you.
oh no, is it me or you?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2531 on: September 08, 2016, 08:36:26 PM »
Or Aram Sova
I've seen it spelled Aram Soba by people with the heritage.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2532 on: September 08, 2016, 08:44:29 PM »
Meh. TheAny vote for him in a non-swing state is purely a feel good vote.
FTFY
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2533 on: September 08, 2016, 08:46:42 PM »
Why would it be a problem if she in fact was wearing an earpiece?
Depends. If NBC was in on it, confirms she's corrupt to the core 
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2534 on: September 08, 2016, 08:48:41 PM »
Depends. If NBC was in on it, confirms she's corrupt to the core
You need any confirmation for that?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2535 on: September 08, 2016, 10:51:14 PM »
Trumpkins have gone off the deep end with the conspiracy theories.
Take off your tinfoil hats.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2536 on: September 08, 2016, 11:41:10 PM »
Trumpkins have gone off the deep end with the conspiracy theories.
Take off your tinfoil hats.
You mean like accusing of being puppets of Putin? These conspiracy sites have been doing this stuff for years before Trump and they exist on both sides of the spectrum. If you think this has to do with Trump you need your head examined.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2537 on: September 09, 2016, 12:24:35 AM »
oh no, is it me or you?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You're the broken clock.  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2538 on: September 09, 2016, 12:34:33 AM »
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You're the broken clock. 
That is why I rarely discuss more than two topics here a day. This way I am always right.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2539 on: September 09, 2016, 12:42:22 AM »
That is why I rarely discuss more than two topics here a day. This way I am always right.
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