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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830014 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25500 on: October 30, 2018, 10:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on October 30, 2018, 10:19:00 PM
For those of us that don't listen to hannity, could you provide more info? Who said this? When?where? To who?  I for one have no clue who ur talking about.
Maybe just post a link.
Sure, NP. They were all praising him. Now lets see what happens. The guy has mental health issues but that didn't stop them from using him as a prop.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/kanye-west-says-hes-been-used-distances-self-from-trump-politics/ar-BBP8iof?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25501 on: October 30, 2018, 10:31:53 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2018, 10:25:49 PM
Sure, NP. They were all praising him. Now lets see what happens. The guy has mental health issues but that didn't stop them from using him as a prop.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/kanye-west-says-hes-been-used-distances-self-from-trump-politics/ar-BBP8iof?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25502 on: October 30, 2018, 11:29:10 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25503 on: October 31, 2018, 12:09:53 AM »
Quote from: yesitsme on October 30, 2018, 11:29:10 PM
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1057307284320256003
If you're convicted of attempted murder as an immigrant you get deported instead of jail?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25504 on: October 31, 2018, 03:01:05 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on October 31, 2018, 12:09:53 AM
If you're convicted of attempted murder as an immigrant you get deported instead of jail?
Which is worse?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25505 on: October 31, 2018, 08:14:20 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on October 31, 2018, 03:01:05 AM
Which is worse?
Not really relevant. I'm asking which happens in practice.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25506 on: October 31, 2018, 09:25:09 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on October 31, 2018, 08:14:20 AM
Not really relevant. I'm asking which happens in practice.

After you serve your time in prison, you are deported.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25507 on: October 31, 2018, 09:44:23 AM »
Quote from: zh cohen on October 31, 2018, 09:25:09 AM
After you serve your time in prison, you are deported.
Ah, that makes sense. But then why does he want a pardon?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25508 on: October 31, 2018, 09:51:00 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on October 31, 2018, 09:44:23 AM
Ah, that makes sense. But then why does he want a pardon?
Wrongly convicted?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25509 on: October 31, 2018, 10:18:55 AM »
Any of you guys following early voting trends?

The media is only talking quietly about it but if it tells us something, it is that there is no blue wave....

For example, I just checked Florida. The Rs have an edge of about 2 percent. In 2016, the Ds WON the early vote with about 2 percent and still lost...

Of course there are the Is where we can't know whom they are voting for, but based on 2016 this is bad news for the Dems.

https://countyballotfiles.elections.myflorida.com/FVRSCountyBallotReports/AbsenteeEarlyVotingReports/PublicStats
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25510 on: October 31, 2018, 10:21:08 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 31, 2018, 10:18:55 AM
Any of you guys following early voting trends?
No, we have better ways to waste our time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25511 on: October 31, 2018, 10:29:09 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 31, 2018, 10:21:08 AM
No, we have better ways to waste our time.
Like posting what you just posted?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25512 on: October 31, 2018, 10:29:24 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 31, 2018, 10:18:55 AM
Any of you guys following early voting trends?

The media is only talking quietly about it but if it tells us something, it is that there is no blue wave....

For example, I just checked Florida. The Rs have an edge of about 2 percent. In 2016, the Ds WON the early vote with about 2 percent and still lost...

Of course there are the Is where we can't know whom they are voting for, but based on 2016 this is bad news for the Dems.

https://countyballotfiles.elections.myflorida.com/FVRSCountyBallotReports/AbsenteeEarlyVotingReports/PublicStats
Ahh. Is this what you were saying about early voting trends in 2016?
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« Reply #25514 on: October 31, 2018, 10:31:48 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 31, 2018, 10:29:09 AM
Like posting what you just posted?
Now you are getting the hang of it.  :)
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« Reply #25516 on: October 31, 2018, 10:58:41 AM »
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Ahh. Is this what you were saying about early voting trends in 2016?
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What?
I didn't think you would get it.
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« Reply #25519 on: October 31, 2018, 11:36:03 AM »
Quote from: aygart on October 31, 2018, 11:26:31 AM
I didn't think you would get it.
Going to guess early voting favored the D's?
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