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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829046 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2560 on: September 11, 2016, 12:14:03 PM »
Waiting for Moshe123 to come up with a good explanation...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2561 on: September 11, 2016, 12:19:45 PM »
She looks like a wilted piece of lettuce in that nasty, downtown humidity.
Not a place for a human being. I'll watch from my air conditioned car, thank you.
I've been sitting on my porch for close to an hour. Beautiful day. Breezy and quite comfortable. Although I'm in the shade. Maybe that makes a difference.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2562 on: September 11, 2016, 12:23:12 PM »
Suspicious, huh? She was standing in that insane humidity and heat for 90 minutes. Then she went to her daughter's apartment, sat in the A/C, had a drink of water, and now she is suddenly better? That rapscallion!
So when is that point when we stop answering up every time something comes about her health and start saying maybe there is something really wrong with her?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2563 on: September 11, 2016, 12:23:41 PM »
I've been sitting on my porch for close to an hour. Beautiful day. Breezy and quite comfortable. Although I'm in the shade. Maybe that makes a difference.

Also helps that you're a healthy guy at a young age
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2564 on: September 11, 2016, 12:27:40 PM »
Also helps that you're a healthy guy at a young age
U know me?  Ty for your blessings.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2565 on: September 11, 2016, 12:30:15 PM »
Her Trump allergy must be worsening

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2566 on: September 11, 2016, 12:32:36 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-has-medical-episode-at-911-ceremony-source-says.html

Sounds like there's no video of the episode.

there is, and its BAD

how can i post it here?

she cant walk!!! overheated?????????

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2567 on: September 11, 2016, 12:35:27 PM »
there is, and its BAD

how can i post it here?

she cant walk!!! overheated?????????
post a link and someone will take care of it
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2568 on: September 11, 2016, 12:36:28 PM »
They also have many air conditioned sites right by where she was. And I'm sure someone could have brought her some cold water.
Such as her van which I am sure also had water. I am sure someone had water for her there as well.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2569 on: September 11, 2016, 12:36:46 PM »
post a link and someone will take care of it
it was posted in other thread and its baaad
https://twitter.com/zgazda66/status/774993814025011200
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2570 on: September 11, 2016, 12:42:18 PM »
it was posted in other thread and its baaad
https://twitter.com/zgazda66/status/774993814025011200
can you post a non Twitter link such as YouTube
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2571 on: September 11, 2016, 12:43:37 PM »
can you post a non Twitter link such as YouTube

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2572 on: September 11, 2016, 12:44:24 PM »
Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2573 on: September 11, 2016, 12:48:43 PM »
This really is bad....

I really feel bad for her..

This can be a dealbreaker...
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2574 on: September 11, 2016, 12:53:49 PM »
This really is bad....

I really feel bad for her..

This can be a dealbreaker...

but unlikely she has CNN (which is Hitler) on her side

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2575 on: September 11, 2016, 12:56:57 PM »
but unlikely she has CNN (which is Hitler) on her side
Godwin's law FTW
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2576 on: September 11, 2016, 12:59:07 PM »
Ok, now I admit, I would be miserable out there but wobbling like that... yep, that's not good.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2577 on: September 11, 2016, 01:00:17 PM »
This really is bad....

I really feel bad for her..

This can be a dealbreaker...

I'm not so sure it's a dealbreaker. Remember that people would still rather have an ill "stable" president than a buffoon who runs his mouth without thinking.

Yup, these are our 2016 choices. A sickly old woman or an orange blowhard.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2578 on: September 11, 2016, 01:02:34 PM »
בסוף הבוחר האמריקני יצטרך לבחור בין מועמדת לא בריאה בגופה למועמד לא בריא בנפשו

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2579 on: September 11, 2016, 01:03:34 PM »
I'm not so sure it's a dealbreaker. Remember that people would still rather have an ill "stable" president than a buffoon who runs his mouth without thinking.

Yup, these are our 2016 choices. A sickly old woman or an orange blowhard.

Before the ubiquity of video cameras, there were plenty of powerful leaders who were physically disabled.